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Awesome Calamity Giveaway


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*The contest is over now! Winners will be contacted via PM, and once we've got replies from all of our winners, we'll put up a full list.*

Hey Sharders!

It’s been a couple of months since Calamity came out, and I know a lot of you have seen the cool swag that was given out. I’m quite sure that a few of you have also really wished you could get your hands on some, yet weren’t sure how. I mean, I know that feels like your soul is constantly seeking the one thing that will sooth it from a terrible sunburn it’s received, but only finding butter. (Trust me, that’s terrible to put on a sunburn.)

Well, 17S has your back! We have gotten 25 Calamity swag packs that we’re giving away. These include all three of the lenticulars, all three of the punch out character stands, a decal, and the Mitosis comic.

Entering is as easy as giggling at Wayne’s latest inappropriate comment! Just reply to this post with your most David-esque metaphor. Here in about a week (April 30th to be exact), we’ll close the contest and announce the winners.

Technical boring information: One entry per user. Contest open to all users of 17th Shard. You must be a member to enter. So channel your inner David, and good luck!

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I need a swag pack more than a nuke beats dynamite!

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Coming up with bad metaphors is like conducting a bee orchestra.

 

It may work in the end but it's more likely to hurt more than anything.

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Winning a Calamity swag pack is like trying to slap-prank the X-man Colossus.... It sounds like fun but it's probably hard as H-E-DoubleHockeySticks to actually do.... ;P

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Coming up with a bad metaphor is like trying to get my puppy to stop eating other dogs' poop - pretty much impossible.

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Winning this contest will be harder than trying to teach a yellow bellied marmot how to drive a car in England. You know, the wrong side of the road and all.

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The Reckoners RPG is a grenade fillled with confetti for the 17th Shard - really loud, cool, and shiny, but you don't get too close unless your insane. 

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His breath smelled like a football player's socks that had dancing fish in them.

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Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

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Getting up from bed in the morning  is like watching inception and understanding it.

 

By the way, I do not live in the USA (Israel).

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