Kasitor's Tanavast

You get Adolinisium *Inserts The Honor Spren's still beating heart

All I wanted was to be like Wayne and get a pickle You get a happy carefree Bucky *sigh *inserts a severe case of depression

I have the superpower of encrypting all communications with me. That way I never understand anything and no-one ever hears my brilliant plots to take over the world (that I obviously am discussing with myself, because what villain doesn't tell the hero their plans when it looks like they have it in the bag). My other superpower is turning off my brain. I am proficient in entering into a state of thoughtlessness. Someone is tailgating me? Slam on my brakes, because why not? Your enchilada flies out the window of your Mercedes Benz? Gotchu fam *jumps out after it. Someone tries to logic against me?? nah. Oh and I'm pretty sure my sarcasm level is over 9000.

You get a severe case of extinction! I'll try again *inserts 2 an' 2

dang my bad, wasn't loading properly in exchange you can have a refund ... millennia old sentient blue-cheese

You get a really drunk shape-shifting scholar *inserts 2 an' 2

Am I the only one who really didn't like light bringer? I mean it was written well but I just found that the magic was too ... vibrant, that and it didn't really fit in the world properly. How good is the second book anyway? Is it better or worse than the first one? For some reason the world reminds me of The Gentlemen Bastards and I like that way more.

Just finished Sanderson's calamity, alloy of law, shadows of self, and Staveley's emperors blades and providence of fire (very very good)(all last 3 weeks). Reading bands of mourning, Jordan's Fires of heaven, and Gardens of the Moon at the moment. Thinking about reading Robert Jackson Bennett's city of stairs, any thoughts? And how about Jasper Fforde, I'm a huge satire fan (love sir TP's discworld) but am afraid to dive in.

"sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds, because it has more to prove" "believe in lies, or how else do they become?" ~ unarguably the best author ever

you get Nightblood! *inserts Kaladin's dignity

makes sense, definitely would be useful for surprise though, (I have to parry a sword, oh wait, where did that hammer come from?) how about a mace?

clothesline

I thought tubers were just another name for bulbs of plants? AND ARE POTATOES NOT ALIVE? YOU INSULT ME. I PRIDE MYSELF VERY MUCH ON MY FULLY LIVING (well ... was) RENEWABLE CITY *Snort* VERY WELL I WILL GIVE YOU PUNY HUMANS MORE PUNY HUMANS INSTEAD OF MY MAGICAL POTATOES (you haven't heard this one before) I THINK THAT I CAN SPARE THE FAMILY FROM THE BAKERY THAT GOT TRAMPLED (they're very depressed and homeless) BY THAT VOIDBRINGER, AXIES THE COLLECTOR. WHICH REMINDS ME, HE IS THE FIRST ON THE LIST OF SPIKING COOKIE DELIVERIES (I need my holy blanket back) I SAY, TALKING IN CAPS LOCK IS VERY DIGNIFYING WHEN YOU ARE A god TALKING TO INSIGNIFICANT MORTALS WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I AM DEATH WHEN I TALK IN CAPS LOCK, IT FEELS POWERFUL. (sorry I'll stop, it hurts the eyes)

I've found that most "matter" makes great building resources (you use what you can get, and i can get a lot of living materials bodies), why does he need to be a member of the dark alley? And not part of it. "One of the Alley, One of the crew, One of the Alley!! One of the crew!! ONE OF THE ALLEY ONE OF THE CREW!!!!!!" - Shard Strap

True, I need to see that thread, would ShardTripWire not just kill your legs? why not put it at height to clothesline people. get two horses with two riders holding shardwire between them killing everyone in their path (just give horses shard armour)