BenevolentTyrant

*reads thread title, becomes concerned for Delightful's sanity* *realises it's the other kind of shipping* *stays to complain about shipping prices to Australia*

A Pewterarm. Or a llama in disguise

I do believe that's the sound the goat makes when it pisses itself Many that live deserve death, and many that die deserve goat. Can you give it to them?

At first glance, the key and the goat it fits may seem very different. Different in shape, different in function, different in design. The man who looks at them without knowledge of their true nature might think them opposites, for one is meant to open, and the other is a goat. Yet, upon closer examination he might see that without one, the other becomes useless. The wise man then sees that both lock and goat were created for the same purpose

I am, unfortunately, the Hero of Goat I write these words in goat, for anything not set in goat cannot be trusted

The enemy's gate is goat! I'm going to show you a goat without sin Angels and ministers of goat defend us By killing me, you have goat yourselves What goat through yonder window breaks?

On that note (Serenity film spoilers, kinda)

Technically I don't have a major, but my degree is in Ancient History. It's awesome. Everyone has been really nice so far (I just finished my first semester), the lecturers are great, my classes are interesting ... Basically I love it.

Full disclosure: I've only played Origins (the first game in the series) so my answers will be kinda slanted. Having said that ... Push of a cliff - the Archdemon. Mainly so that I'll be remembered as the guy who somehow pushed a dragon off a cliff. Set on fire - Morrigan. Let's see how you like being at the mercy of a capricious and needlessly cruel adversary, you crem-filled slontze Have a relationship with - Leliana. She's a little ... different, but she's full of enthusiasm for life and has an endless repertoire of anecdotes. It would be an interesting experience. Marry - Lanaya, maybe? She was the First in the Dalish camp you visit during the werewolf quest. Not sure ... Wrap a blanket around - Dog, the greatest party member. He needs emotional reassurance after he was forbidden from representing me in a trial by combat (the adjudicators said he "isn't a person" lalala not listening). Be roommates with - Arl Eamon, one of the most casually awesome characters in the game. Next fandom - Doctor Who

That's weird. As you can probably tell, they're all links to imgflip. Is there any reason that site wouldn't work for you?

Mistborn spoilers

Um ... I don't really have much to say except that your writing is really, really awesome .

YEA! ALL THE YEA! Quiver, that would be truly awesome. Please do it. P.S. Lark, I'm sorry that you're feeling down. I hope you can work things out with your friend.

Persuade the audience about the benefits of education as if they were illiterate medieval peasants. Cause and effect: explain how the existence of clairvoyance in the Star Wars universe has major implications for free will, causality, and predestination. Compare and contrast Feruchemical and Allomantic pewter, and their advantages and drawbacks in combat.