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Madagascar last won the day on February 25 2017

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  1. *floats in and pats everyone on the head* Good game, that was Alvron, part of why I kept trying to duel and vote for you even after you were revealed to be a “Jedi” was I was trying to use you as bait to see if the cultists might last minute attempt to bum rush the vote to kill you and save Mat, and reveal themselves. If Mat had actually been Desann I figure that would not have been a bad strategy to try to pull the game off. But Also the mental image of a tiny drunk baby Yoda irrationally picking fights with a Jawa was just too much fun to pass up. apologies to all the Gizka I killed in the making of this episode. *Moff fades away into a haze of death stick smoke*
  2. *preens* Truly, I am Gizka, they had to go. What else going to eat while watching those two at it go? delicious, toasted over a charcoal fire, they are. Lip smacking good, they taste! *Moff pulls up an elaborate hologram* Situation. Here *a hologram of wizard and fifth swordfighting* one Jedi and one reborn (?) is. Only one can live… Here *a blue hologram of a Jawa pops up* our loathsome little scavenger buddy is. Why him they let through Jedi Academy and Moff, I know not. The force in mysterious ways works. If Reborn the Wizard is, kill Fifth in the duel he may, leaving Alvron as the last *sigh* “Jedi”. If killed Alvron is tonight, lose the party, the Settlers may. If Desann I was, hoping to kill Fifth in a duel and Alvron at night, my plan would be. Any Apprentices their efforts to protect Alv should use. But Probably up to the Force it is, at this point. Also suggest I will to kill JNV, for funsies anyway, roast Gizka, anyone? I have barbecued wookkie and Mandalorian spice flavors
  3. Oh terribly sorry I am, tweezering shreds of charred cultist flesh out of my ear holes I was. You know, nothing special it was, just the totally evil guy who totally pulled a load of Wookie poo out of his tush to try to frame Moff for being evil, who I just brutally eviscerated. What you were saying, didn’t quite catch. What was that about Moff being a coward, again? *pulls a piece of shredded Sith out of ear hole and flicks it at Humtub. It appears to be a lung*
  4. Gather round, gather round! Your seats close to the action, grab you should! Gizka on a stick and sweet sweet Mandalorian ale I have! All onlookers while the duel of the galaxy we watch! Master Fifth vs Darth(?) Wizard! The Survivor, a FREE lifetime’s worth of Ultra Strength Death Sticks shall get!* If bets on outcome of the fight you wish to place, please to my good friend and colleague Jubba the Hutt you should see. *due to ingredients, the lifetime of consumers of Ultra Strength Death Sticks may be significantly briefer than galactic average.
  5. *blows smoke off end of plaid lightsaber* Came here to eviscerate cultists and smoke death sticks, I did. And I’m all out of death sticks.
  6. Hey, light side, dark side, all sides of the same coin they are. Moff is on no one’s side. except the side of partying. a spare lightsaber I have for you. Paisley, it is. Something to fight with, no? fed to the gizkas while defenseless, none should be
  7. Well, you know, more fun to die fighting and all that. Is that not the way of the Sith? Or Jedi, or whatever you are. here, just for you. Have a whole pack of death sticks. True it is that they cause lung cancer but least of your problems that is now.
  8. truly the worst response to a duel challenge ever I have heard Have the Jedi no honor!? Bunch of goody two shoes, they are! no wonder kicked out from Jedi Academy for partying in the padawan dorms, Moff was. The one that snitched, you probably were, surprised I wouldn’t be!
  9. TIME TO DO THIS Moff intimidatingly draws himself up to his full height, 18.5 inches. The stench of alcohol so powerful is, all of the Gizka in the area die immediately of alcohol poisoning. he reveals his weapon, a plaid lightsaber the other hand he uses to force lift a table ”throw me out of Jedi academy for underage drinking, will you? Then DIE, YOU SHALL” With a bloodcurdling squeak, he hurls himself straight at @Alvron throat and throws the table right at @Ookla the Tallhead.
  10. retract Mat, the coward. Master Alvron, to a duel I challenge you! Know I do that everyone on winning very much wants, and yes a Sith Mat probably is, but really what Moff most cares about is that there is a duel. If a matter of simply eliminating the suspects on fifth’s short list it is, a short and boring game it will be. If just start dueling each other for the heck of it we do, legendary our force party will be. C’mon, @Alvron Your dukes and your duchesses, put up.
  11. Retracted Matrim, I did. Waiting for a response to my duel challenge, I am. come onnnnnnnnnn, Sith-y McSithface! Do you wanna do this the executioners way or the cool way? you know how to my retraction get, mat. Confess to your cultist ways and retract I will. Come to single combat. Got my finest lightsaber out and everything I do. Don’t you want to see what color my lightsaber is? (it’s plaid)
  12. Correct, the jedi is. Which is why duel me you should, Mat. Blaze of glory! *Moff Force lifts himself in the air and whizzes around everyone's heads, firing shots with his blaster off wildly*
  13. Mat Die cornered like a dog, or die fighting your arch nemesis Moff in AWESOME LIGHTSABER COMBAT? Your choice, Sith Reveal, and I let you live (so we can kill each other) or again I will vote for you Sure you could reveal yourself to be Sith, get me to retract my vote, and somehow survive and break your promise to duel me, or duel Alv/Fifth for your wincon, but that would be super lame and you'd probably lose anyway Just think, what's the COOLEST thing that could happen? Methodically the process of elimination use to go down Fifth's list, the easy victory to get, or AWESOME LIGHTSABER COMBAT WITH A DRUNK BABY YODA?
  14. How we should solve this conundrum you know? Incredibly awesome lightsaber duel the last reborn challenge me to a duel they should So much cooler to die in a lightsaber duel than by the mob be executed. you Moff some fine mandalorian beer and some lightsabers Mat, of you promised to challenge me to a duel retract my vote I might. *Moff’s blood alcohol content is now 200%*
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