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Cosmere theory: Honor once looked to the future and saw that Moash would one day exist. The knowledge drove him mad and made him easy prey for Odium.
This is why Vorinism forbids seeing the future.
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At some point, we're going to get a secret novel so secret that even Brandon didn't know about it.
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The trial of Adolin Kholin:
SpoilerAdolin: Oh dear Stormfather, what is that?
Sekeir: Behold, my next witness! A bear!
Adolin: Are you sure this is a good—
Sekeir: *pokes the bear in the tush with a fork*
Bear: *does what bears do*
Sekeir: See how the creature roars its disapproval at this monstrous human!
Bear: *continues to do angry bear things*
Adolin: Stop provoking it, you moron!
Sekeir: It can't stand to be in the same room as this human!
Adolin: It's eating the jury!
Sekeir: Because it knows they would rather be eaten than have to spend one more second in this courtroom with you.Bonus:
SpoilerMaya: Where. Did. You. Get. Your. Law. Degree?
Sekeir: Only the finest of institutions. A place of knowledge and boundless resources, withheld by greedy humans from poor, innocent deadeyes like yourself.
Maya: Tell. Me!
Sekeir:
Maya:
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RoW spoilers.
Raboniel and Navani:
SpoilerRaboniel: Please, Navani, lend me your intellect and help me end this war.
Navani: By merging Voidlight and Stormlight to prove our peoples can coexist as a beautiful, if chaotic, mosaic of diversity and love?
Raboniel: No, by letting me win.Those storming honorspren:
SpoilerAdolin: I thought you were honorspren! Embodiments of honor!
Honorspren: No, we just want everyone else to show us honor while we show them our bare backsides.
Veil: Oooohhh, so you're not honorspren.
Honorspren:
Veil: You're hypocritespren.
Honorspren:
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The long delay in her actually testing her powers is part of her character development. She's a character who goes from selfishness to self-preservation to selflessness, and those 715 pages of farting around are necessary to show how much she had to overcome in order to become what she was meant to be. I just used the term "farting around" for comedic effect. She's well on her way to becoming awesome. And I've enjoyed seeing her journey from awful to awesome. Her Mr. Magoo phase makes her more relatable.
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Raboniel is a Karen. A murderous eternity Karen from Planet Hell.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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I’m not saying she ain’t a Karen, I’m saying she’s a Karen who is cool as a hobby.
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@SmilingPanda19 Sure, but in my opinion, being a Karen and being cool are usually mutually exclusive. It's not impossible for a Karen to be cool as a hobby, but she's gonna have to be Hoid-on-a-Ryshadium-worldhopping-over-to-Earth-with-Lopen-so-he-can-make-rude-gestures-to-the-evil-Librarians-with-his-other-hand cool for her coolness to overwhelm her Karen-ness by even the slightest degree.
I work in customer service. Karens are my mortal enemy. Mortal enemies must work ten times as hard to earn any measure of coolness.
In the words of Ivory, this is.
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Rabiniel stole it from Lift.
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RoW:
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"They're just letters! At least read them!"
"By reading these, we imply there is an argument you could make to persuade us."
God Beyond, the honorspren use the same logic as internet shut-ins arguing about politics in comments sections. Run, Adolin! Insult them and run before you spend the entire day arguing over the socioeconomics of baked tubers!
SpoilerAlso, I think I've guessed what was up with the deadeye Cryptic and the communication cube being repeatedly moved. If I turn out to be right, I will be very proud of myself.
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SpoilerThe honorspren are, on the whole, completely insufferable. Makes me appreciate Syl all the more.
SpoilerNo comment, if only because I've forgotten many details of RoW myself.
Happy reading!
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To make The Stormlight Archive more immersive, I am going to assume all the tunes of all listener Rhythms align with a song from our world.
Rhythm of Craving: Hungry Like the Wolf—Duran Duran
Rhythm of Agony: Boulevard of Broken Dreams—Green Day
Rhythm of the Lost: Welcome to the Black Parade—My Chemical Romance
Rhythm of Determination:Spoiler-
(Good choices, by the way.)
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Well, now that you mention it, I finally got around to reading RoW. A couple years late, but I got around to it. Anywho, I'm not even done with the prologue, but it's memein' time.
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It's a pattern of which could mean it's foreshadowing for
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Then just replace "bacon" with "sausage links" or something. Point is, I think if Lift went to a modern restaurant where it doesn't take forty days and forty nights for the staff to prepare a feast for a crowd, she'd do exactly what Ron did.
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