High prince of geeks Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 LEts make a compilations of our favorite bad metaphors from David. Mine is "Gorilla at your wedding" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 From "Mitosis:" "More useless than a bagful of snakes at a dance competition." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Brick made of porridge! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Brick made of porridge! Definitely the brick made of porridge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post PorridgeBrick Posted May 30, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 You called? 26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 (edited) You called? I could not upvote that fast enough. Also, I think David and this guy would get along quite well: http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2006-10-02/ Edited May 30, 2014 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 I could not upvote that fast enough. Also, I think David and this guy would get along quite well: http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2006-10-02/ Also Zahel. You're all far too red around the ears! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 More red around the ears than a compulsive ear piercer. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High prince of geeks Posted June 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 an off balance washing machine filled with a hundred epileptic monkeys 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 It was more terrifying than the unholy lovechild of an undead laughing clown and Godzilla. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iStarreh Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 "I mix with people about as well as hamsters mix with a bucket of paint" I laughed soooooo goddamn hard at this. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneSpren Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 LEts make a compilations of our favorite bad metaphors from David. Mine is "Gorilla at your wedding" It's "Gorilla at your buffet". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 A washing machine at a gun show 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegallyBinding Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 Potatoe in a minefield..... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme King Z-arc Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 We were like deaf people trying to dance to a beat we couldn't hear, long after the music actually stopped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Allomantic Metalhead Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 (edited) Stupidinator. "Never say that word again!" I have a shirt with a compilation of David's err... best metaphors on it. Edited December 19, 2017 by The Allomantic Metalhead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippiedogmom Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 (edited) My favorite is "The comment quieted room like sudden shout of ' who wants extra bacon' at a bar mitzvah." Edited April 24, 2018 by hippiedogmom 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life&Death Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 On 4/24/2018 at 6:36 AM, hippiedogmom said: My favorite is "The comment quieted room like sudden shout of ' who wants extra bacon' at a bar mitzvah." I actually used that exact metaphor in an essay for school one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RShara Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 *coughAnalogiescough* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehoiada Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 "It's like a big fat man stepped between you and the mac n cheese at a buffet." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted September 14, 2020 Report Share Posted September 14, 2020 Look at the rank below my name and you'll know what my favorite is. Although, the sunrise one is also much loved because of how unexpectedly good it is. "My Megan is a sunrise, always changing, but beautiful the entire time." Spoiler Yes, I realize that this was dead. I shall revive it! Ooh, radioactive manatee is great, too. They're all just so good! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriarFritz Posted September 14, 2020 Report Share Posted September 14, 2020 "Those look older than two guys in their sixties." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted September 14, 2020 Report Share Posted September 14, 2020 28 minutes ago, DramaQueen said: Look at the rank below my name and you'll know what my favorite is. Although, the sunrise one is also much loved because of how unexpectedly good it is. "My Megan is a sunrise, always changing, but beautiful the entire time." Reveal hidden contents Yes, I realize that this was dead. I shall revive it! Ooh, radioactive manatee is great, too. They're all just so good! 11 minutes ago, FriarFritz said: "Those look older than two guys in their sixties." I recommend you guys make a new thread so that you don't get a warning point for Necoing this one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted September 14, 2020 Report Share Posted September 14, 2020 Just now, Channelknight Fadran said: I recommend you guys make a new thread so that you don't get a warning point for Necoing this one. Ok, I wasn't sure what the right thing to do would be. I'll do that now! Thanks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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