Sami Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 My talent? Somehow conveniently procrastinating everything until a couple of days after the due date. Then I get started. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Allomantic Metalhead Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 Screwing up things I'd go work for Kim Jong Un's nuclear project in North Korea 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 Getting distracted. Like all the time, consta.... I'm hungry, anyone have any cookies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 On 5/20/2017 at 11:54 PM, BookWorm101 said: I have the talent to be the most organized hurricane of chaos on the planet. I can walk into a room lose five pencils two assignments a dog, cat, and gerbil, and still get an A as well as learn a ton... Organized chaos... That is hilarious, I would love to see this in a book. By far the best talent ever. On 7/8/2017 at 3:36 PM, Serce Forts said: My talent would be being able to get stuff everywhere. Let me explain... I eat ice cream and get it on my forehead. I dip something in ketchup, it gets on my socks. I do the dishes and get water everywhere. I could touch a book in a library and then all of the sudden, multiple books would be all over, driving the librarians crazy. This would be a very interesting talent, just imagine all the messes. Not to mention bathrooms... *shudder*. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draginon Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 Apparently mine is making food explode when it obviously shouldn't 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Allomantic Metalhead Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 Saying stuff that sounds mildly/extremely psychotic. Basically what I do now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Kholin Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 On 10/19/2017 at 8:11 PM, Ookla The Idiot said: Like all the time, consta.... I'm hungry, anyone have any cookies? You could probably get one from any number of people on this site... just watch out for hemalurgic spikes. My Talent would probably be overreacting or being super annoying. One would make me incredibly paranoid, the other would allow me to do what Smedry's do best... Draw fire! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme King Z-arc Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 The talent of bad art 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickbronze Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 (edited) Mmmmm MMMMMMM Putting things together wrong This allows me to try and do some plumbing but end up with a grenade launcher and no running water in my house Or try and assemble a trampoline but end up with a swingset Edited January 1, 2018 by .50 Caliber Gentleman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#HUGEAlcatrazFanOverHere!! Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 I have a few: laughing very loudly and when I laugh it will be looooooong when I read I am oblivious to my surroundings cannot for the life of me throw/catch stuff that is it I think......... Rutabega 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snorkel Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 Getting in people's way! Useful when playing defence in sports! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickbronze Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Snorkel said: Getting in people's way! Useful when playing defence in sports! Or drawing fire Then again, it's not so helpful in a crowded hallway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardBreaker Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 (edited) I wuld by relly bad at gremmear. Edited March 5, 2018 by NickPlum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 Comedic timing. I'd walk into battle at just the right moment to make all the librarians fall down laughing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted March 11, 2018 Report Share Posted March 11, 2018 Making puns that everyone groans at, whether they want to or not. I already do this, but i get to do something I like and distract the enemy, or just bug my friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted March 11, 2018 Report Share Posted March 11, 2018 On 8/15/2017 at 9:32 PM, King Cole said: My talent is memory loss. I can't remember anything. I once did the glasses on your head thing for 2 hours while I looked around the house for them I once spent a good 3 hours looking for a Lego piece in my hand. Also, once when I was nine, I couldn’t find my stuffed dog that was in my hand the entire day. No joke, i was pretty upset. Then again, i was nine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted March 11, 2018 Report Share Posted March 11, 2018 To walk into conversations at the strangest points. And I actually do it all the storming time. And no, this conversation does not count. It became strange the second it was posted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted March 11, 2018 Report Share Posted March 11, 2018 On 3/5/2018 at 7:32 AM, NickPlum said: I wuld by relly bad at gremmear. (Sorry for the double post). Technically, that's just bad spelling. But if you did have that talent, Eastern Street Island would get a whole lot easier! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 On 3/10/2018 at 10:56 PM, Tesh said: To walk into conversations at the strangest points. And I actually do it all the storming time. And no, this conversation does not count. It became strange the second it was posted. My dad has the same talent! Except he mostly does it with tv shows/movies Like, he walks in at the weirdest most retarded part.. Or he walks in right at the big reveal! (he did that for Frozen) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 My talent would definitely be making continuity issues. Not only in my stories but in real life as well. “So your father was killed when you were 6?” “No! What are you talking about dad?” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theuntaintedchild Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 My talent would be being in the wrong place. Pros: Being in the room when bad guys are discussing plans/doing secret things. Locating enemy HQ's. Cons: Wrong classroom all of the time. Seeing things I can't unsee. (akin to Gob Bluth). Underwater when I don't have my scuba gear. Interestingly, this is also my "Epic" weakness, as I really do have recurring dreams of being in the wrong classroom without my schedule to tell me where I should actually be. LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moosix Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 My Talent would be saying things that come out the wrong way. Often it can offend people. Example Friend: Ugh, I look like crap today! Me: It's okay, I do too! Friend: Too...? Me: Oh, shoot... When a Librarian is coming at me I can say something like "I like your hair," but it would come out like, "Your hair is crazy." Then they will be stunned, causing them to have a reaction they weren't expecting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Grin Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 (edited) I make no sense. Period. I can slip on nothing, run into a countertop, and still remain unharmed. My first time shooting a weapon, I managed to peg the target dead center without even holding the gun right. Five years ago I fixed my plumbing using duct tape without the slightest knowledge of how to do so, and it has yet to leak once. I have managed to fix supposedly fatal computer crashes by sweet-talking my computer three times in the past six years. I suppose this could make sense in the Alcatraz universe, as Quentin's talent pushed to its' logical extreme. As a weaponized talent, -I start talking, and no one can understand a word I say. -I do not require logic to preform an action. In fact, I cannot use logic at all. I fall up, get burnt by cold objects, and misfire weapons in the exact opposite direction. -I can misinterpret directions so badly that I warp the time-space continuum. -Gunpowder refuses to ignite when someone fires at me, knives behave like rubber, and walls crumble before I can run into them. No other Smedry likes to talk about me. I've given all of them PTSD in some way, shape, or form. Edited April 30, 2018 by Mister Grin Clarification 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 On 4/28/2018 at 0:51 PM, Mister Grin said: I make no sense. Period. I can slip on nothing, run into a countertop, and still remain unharmed. My first time shooting a weapon, I managed to peg the target dead center without even holding the gun right. Five years ago I fixed my plumbing using duct tape without the slightest knowledge of how to do so, and it has yet to leak once. I have managed to fix supposedly fatal computer crashes by sweet-talking my computer three times in the past six years. I suppose this could make sense in the Alcatraz universe, as Quentin's talent pushed to its' logical extreme. -I start talking, and no one can understand a word I say. -I do not require logic to preform an action. In fact, I cannot use logic at all. I fall up, get burnt by cold objects, and misfire weapons in the exact opposite direction. -I can misinterpret directions so badly that I warp the time-space continuum. -Gunpowder refuses to ignite when someone fires at me, knives behave like rubber, and walls crumble before I can run into them. No other Smedry likes to talk about me. I've given all of them PTSD in some way, shape, or form. This is amazingness on the level of The Dark Talent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Grin Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 Try actually using it in combat, though. The more powerful a talent is, the harder it is to control. I would probably end up hurting myself more than the enemy... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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