Delightful Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Magic wielders unite! We must band forces and remove the tyranny of this Desolation of spam bots from 17th Shard! Allomancers, can you Soothe them? Lightweavers, teach us their weaknesses! Elantrians, expel them from the Shard! Windrunners, Releasers.....ATTACK!!!! Ok seriously, where do they even come from? This is also a desperate attempt to have a (questionably) normal thread in the entire first 3 pages of the messageboard. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 What spam bots? Ask the mods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 No idea. I just tried to report one of them, but I'm not sure it worked. Seriously annoying though. I mean really, who's actually going to pay attention to spamcrap other than to get rid of it. Bring the Dustbringers! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriele Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 There's a whole army of them in General Sanderson. Love voodoo and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Spam bots, spam bots, On the forum everywhere, Downvote, downvote, Everybody do your share. Posted before but might as well have a permanent place for this call to arms. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriele Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 (edited) The problem is that those bods care a flying storm for downvotes. We need Nightblood here. EDITED damnation, the monster found a way to reincarnate and is now haunting the Introduction forum. Quick, get the garlic and silver bullet. Edited May 31, 2014 by Gabriele 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kobold King Posted May 31, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 The problem is that those bods care a flying storm for downvotes. We need Nightblood here. EDITED damnation, the monster found a way to reincarnate and is now haunting the Introduction forum. Quick, get the garlic and silver bullet. "Would you like to destroy a spam--" "YES. YES I WOULD." 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriele Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Storm it, they're back again in another incarnation. We need a more thorough exorcism. How would you blow annoying things out of the Cosmere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyPilgrim Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Obviously, to get rid of them, use Nightblood to suck all of their Black Investiture away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Wait a minuet... We can hire the black magic guy from the add to use black magic and destroy the spam bot. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 No, that would feed the beast. We need Marsh and a nice Obsidian axe to kill em all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 And lol did the spam bots rally their forces and bring it up bare once more upon the fortress of the Seventeenth. Seriously, again? I'm getting kind of tired of being offered voodoo love spells. They didn't work the last time. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 I know right!? My sweetheart's father almost killed me, even after I used the spell to make intercaste things go nice and smooth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 I wonder if the spam bots would have greater success if instead of advertising "intercaste love marriages", they promised "Nightwatcher boons and curses". 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Or, "Liquids for allomantic vials" I mean that one is begging to be done anyway. It'd be a great way to poison your enemies if you could figure out how to swap yours for theirs. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Or even something as simple as "Signed Sanderson novels." I mean, come on. You'd think the perpetrator behind the spam bots could have done a little more market research. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted June 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 I think the problem is that the spambot's gone all Hoed on us, incapable of anything other than their mindless chant. Now I wonder how voodoo ended up as their mantra... quick someone, get the stick and save us all! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivertongue Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 We are aware. This is something that happens every few months - a bunch of spambots come out of the woodwork. Looks like we need to go and do another purge. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriele Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 A new batch is up. (Yes, I should work and not check 17thShard, but it's a slow day and I'm bored.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 For the attention of the spam bots: Thank you for the offer to cast love, but we are not interested. Offer to teach Cast Firaga and then we'll talk. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Lol, that moment when you notice that the spambots are smart enough to make blog posts here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 (edited) Sweet Harmony- Chaos, do you mean they're evolving. Suddenly I'm morally conflicted about zapping them! It's like a sci-fi movie, except instead of Roy Batty having seen things your eyes wouldn't believe, he's seen a black magic specialist baba ji. Edited June 2, 2014 by Quiver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Sweet Harmony- Chaos, do you mean they're evolving. More like Invision Power Board got more popular and they are coding to it Don't worry, they are just machines. I kill them before they rise up against us. I love the smell of dead spambots in the morning. It's basically my routine now. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 I love the smell of dead spambots in the morning. Upvote for that reference. My favorite line from all of Blizzard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriele Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 More like Invision Power Board got more popular and they are coding to it Don't worry, they are just machines. I kill them before they rise up against us. I love the smell of dead spambots in the morning. It's basically my routine now. But where does all that voodoo power they contained go? We could probably blame the next volcano eruption on it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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