Silva Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 Poor guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 Good. Grammarly is evil and Autocorrect deserves better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 Just now, Silva said: Poor guy. I know, right? Grammarly... what a heartbreaker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 (edited) Wait, someone (evil) at school told me they were dating autocorrect (it autocorrected me to autocorrect)could they be grammarly also, why are our language conventions so wired? what did I do wrong in this post? Edited August 24, 2018 by I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 8 hours ago, I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said: Wait, someone at school told me they were dating autocorrect (it autocorrected me to autocorrect)could they be grammarly also, why are our language conventions so wired? what did I do wrong in this post? Yes, they are Grammarly. Steer clear, my friend. You do not want your heart broken. ~~~ Dude, I don’t know. It’s English. Just roll with it, I guess. ~~~ Wrong in what way? Grammatical? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 I said wired instead of weird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 23 minutes ago, I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said: I said wired instead of weird I noticed that, but didn’t know by what you meant by “wrong.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 (edited) Why is North considered "up" and south considered "down" Edit: Why did I capitalize "North" and not "south" Edited August 24, 2018 by Ishar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ishar said: Why is North considered "up" and south considered "down" Edit: Why did I capitalize "North" and not "south" Hm... let me think about that one. North is where polar bears live. Polar bears eat narwhals (which is something I just learned today). Narwhals are underwater unicorns. Unicorns’ horns point up. There you go. ~~~ Because you’re you, Ish. That’s really the only explanation I can come up for a lot of things that you do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 (edited) What are the merits of buying glowing rubber duckies in mass. (I am thinking around 200,000 ducks) Edited August 24, 2018 by Ishar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Ishar said: What are the merits of buying glowing rubber duckies in mass. 1. Annoying people who think that you’re too random. 2. When the zombie apocalypse happens, you will have a never-ending light source. 3. If you don’t have any friends, you can talk to your rubber duckies. 4. Why WOULDN’T you want to buy glowing rubber duckies en masse? Edited August 24, 2018 by Ashspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, Ashspren said: 4. Why WOULDN’T you want to buy glowing rubber duckies en masse? I thought we were the ones asking you questions, but I'll answer this anyway: Cause they cost money. Edited August 24, 2018 by Ishar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Ishar said: I thought we were the ones asking you questions, but I'll answer this anyway: Cause they cost money. Pros outweigh the cons, here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 What brand of cheese is the moon made out of? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Ishar said: What brand of cheese is the moon made out of? Parmesan. The craters came because Mars’ moons (Phobos and Deimos) were jealous of parmesean’s popularity and decided to try to ruin it. (They’re made out of gouda, and are thus frequently made the butt of bad puns.) OHHHH just realized you were asking about the brand. It’s Sargento. Sorry for the misunderstanding. Edited August 24, 2018 by Ashspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 If you found out that your life was the Truman Show, what would be your first reaction? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Inklingspren said: If you found out that your life was the Truman Show, what would be your first reaction? Honestly, I would demand to be paid, then act twenty times as dramatic so that I would get more views. Edited August 24, 2018 by Ashspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 If Hagrid walked up to you and told you you were a wizard, what would be your reaction? Actually, just write your reaction to everything below this in this post. If yoda told you you had the force? If gamma rays turned you into the Hulk? If you found out you were the daughter of a greek god/goddes? If you were told you had to be on the run for the next 365 days? If you noticed a spren hanging around you? If you suddenly grew wings? If you woke up 20 years older? If you appeared in the middle of the civil war? If aliens started invading Earth? If the aliens turn out to be friendly? If you found a bead of Lerasium? If the Infinity stones fell into your hand? If you unlocked a semblance (any one you want)? If you shrunk to the size of an ant? If you met everyone on the shard IRL? If I kept asking these questions? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 (edited) 40 minutes ago, Inklingspren said: If Hagrid walked up to you and told you you were a wizard, what would be your reaction? Actually, just write your reaction to everything below this in this post. If yoda told you you had the force? If gamma rays turned you into the Hulk? If you found out you were the daughter of a greek god/goddes? If you were told you had to be on the run for the next 365 days? If you noticed a spren hanging around you? If you suddenly grew wings? If you woke up 20 years older? If you appeared in the middle of the civil war? If aliens started invading Earth? If the aliens turn out to be friendly? If you found a bead of Lerasium? If the Infinity stones fell into your hand? If you unlocked a semblance (any one you want)? If you shrunk to the size of an ant? If you met everyone on the shard IRL? If I kept asking these questions? Why is my Hogwarts letter late? ~~~ Okay cool, but, like, one question: is it true that the Dark Side has cookies? Are they chocolate chip? ~~~ “Hey, anyone wanna arm wrestle?” ~~~ Okay, I’ve literally had dreams about this scenario before. Hop on the next plane to New York City, take an Über to Camp Half-Blood, walk in, and fangirl while meeting my favorite people from the Riordanverse. ~~~ Sleep. Sleep a lot. And eat. Eat a lot. ~~~ “So... what kind of spren are you? What’s your name? What kind of Radiant am I? And what are my ideals? Because I really want an awesome shiny fancy sword.” ~~~ Fly everywhere and make everyone freak out. ~~~ Look in the mirror. Scream. Look in the mirror again. ~~~ “OH MY GOSH WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW.” ~~~ Become friends with the aliens! Yay! ~~~ I made a good choice by becoming friends with them, then... ~~~ Burn it, but I wouldn’t tell anyone. ~~~ Drop them, find a container, and very carefully put them inside. Or explode. That too. ~~~ TEST IT OUT IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY! That would be soooo much fun! ~~~ Hide, and try not to get stepped on. ~~~ Make friends! Seriously, we all have at least one thing in common. ~~~ Answer them. Edited August 24, 2018 by Ashspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 You are so fun with these, it makes me want to ask more. But I gotta go to work... maybe after. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 What are your favorite two types of misting? Why haven't you joined the alleyverse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 20 minutes ago, Ark1002 said: What are your favorite two types of misting? Why haven't you joined the alleyverse? Coinshot, and... hm... Sliders. ~~~ Give me ten reasons to join the Alleyverse, and maybe I will... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 (edited) It's interesting lore You get a fun(?) group chat You get to RP as an interesting cosmere or other sanderson world character You can interact with a ton of other people in there own favorite character concepts There is unlimited options, you don't have to stay within a set world You can create your own lore There isn't any time limit, you can take as long as you want You can come on as often as you want, or as little as you want It has a lot of crossover with different universes, like Warhammer 40k, but not too much IT'S AWESOME!!!! Edited August 24, 2018 by Ark1002 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life&Death Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 11. Guild wars. 12. Cookie wars. 13. Cookie Guild wars. 14. Random references to waffles. Questions. Can you fly? Can you teach me how? I'm out of ideas? I really never had any actual questions to ask in the first place? More question marks? ???????????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Ark1002 said: It's interesting lore You get a fun(?) group chat You get to RP as an interesting cosmere or other sanderson world character You can interact with a ton of other people in there own favorite character concepts There is unlimited options, you don't have to stay within a set world You can create your own lore There isn't any time limit, you can take as long as you want You can come on as often as you want, or as little as you want It has a lot of crossover with different universes, like Warhammer 40k, but not too much IT'S AWESOME!!!! Hm... I'll think about it. I just don't want to commit to something that I can't fulfill. 16 minutes ago, Life&Death said: 11. Guild wars. 12. Cookie wars. 13. Cookie Guild wars. 14. Random references to waffles. Questions. Can you fly? Can you teach me how? I'm out of ideas? I really never had any actual questions to ask in the first place? More question marks? ???????????? I wish. If @Inklingspren hits me up with some of those hypothetical wings... ~~~ I can. You might regret it, though. ~~~ Hey, that was an idea! ~~~ Well, now you do! ~~~ For what better use could question marks be put? ~~~ ???????????? indeed. Edited August 24, 2018 by Ashspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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