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4 hours ago, AonEne said:

What's the most paradoxical thing you've ever witnessed firsthand?

Hm... I met a girl named Harmony who couldn’t sing. That was pretty paradoxical, I would say.

4 hours ago, AonEne said:

Will we get a Connor/Adalyne kiss?

Will you? 

RAFO.

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If you had to live in any fictional non-sanderson universe, which would it be? 

If you could be any species besides human, fictional or not, what would you be and why? (things like singers and faunus are not considered human) 

When is the next highstorm coming?

What question do you want to answer least?

what is your Social Security number?

squids or octopuses?

Iron Man or Captain America?

Best flavor of ice cream?

Fire or Ice?

what would your Epic power and weakness be?

do you think this is too many questions?

Best kind of sandwitch?

If you could shut down one fast food chain, what would it be?

Dust weapon of choice?

What order of radiant (based on Ideals, not powers) would you be?

best allomantic power?

best Feruchemic power?

best Surge?

Best Aon?

Best Aether?

Your smedry talent?

What Shard of Adonalsium would you be?

aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnddddddddd

Waffles or Pancakes.

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1 hour ago, Inklingspren said:

If you had to live in any fictional non-sanderson universe, which would it be? 

If you could be any species besides human, fictional or not, what would you be and why? (things like singers and faunus are not considered human) 

When is the next highstorm coming?

What question do you want to answer least?

what is your Social Security number?

squids or octopuses?

Iron Man or Captain America?

Best flavor of ice cream?

Fire or Ice?

what would your Epic power and weakness be?

do you think this is too many questions?

Best kind of sandwitch?

If you could shut down one fast food chain, what would it be?

Dust weapon of choice?

What order of radiant (based on Ideals, not powers) would you be?

best allomantic power?

best Feruchemic power?

best Surge?

Best Aon?

Best Aether?

Your smedry talent?

What Shard of Adonalsium would you be?

aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnddddddddd

Waffles or Pancakes.

CAMP HALF-BLOOD! Percy Jackson is what really got me into reading fantasy, and I’ve been obsessed with that series for the longest time. I would want to meet everyone! Plus, all of the other fictional worlds come with a lot more downsides than the Riordan universe. 

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To be completely honest, I like being human... but if I had to choose, can I do a mix of fictional species? I’m just going to say that yeah, I can. A fire-breathing unicorn. This is an inside joke between a friend and me, but we basically decided that a fire-breathing unicorn would be my spirit animal. Mix the loudness and epicness of dragons with the happy-rainbow-butterfly-sunshiny-ness of a unicorn, and you basically have me. Yay! 

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The next highstorm is coming whenever the Stormfather decides that he’s cranky about his precious daughter Syl spending more time with that... boy. What’s his name? Yeah, Kaladin. Him. 

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Hm... “What’s your favorite song?” I DON’T HAVE ONE! And then when the follow-up is “Well, just pick one of them,” it’s really ANNOYING because I STILL DON’T KNOW! 

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My social security number? Yeah, I’ll tell you that when pigs fly.

*Kaladin lashes pig upward* 

Um...

Still not telling. 

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Octopuses all the way. Unless the squid is calamari. 

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I am, surprisingly, one of the few people I know who is pretty neutral with this debate. *shrugs* 

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Well, that depends on where you get the ice cream. However, I would say the flavor that is most reliably the best wherever you go is cookies and cream. 

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Fire! I don’t know why, I’m just that kind of person. 

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Power: Something related to singing, most likely. 

Weakness: Hm, that’s a good question. I don’t know— I would have to think about that one. 

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Oh, heck no. You’re giving me the opportunity to talk a lot! That’s, like, my all-time favorite thing to do! I even made a compilation of memes about how much I talk. 

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Best kind of sandwich? I’m gonna have to go with PB&J. Classic and simple. 

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This is a really good question... I would shut down Burger King. Not because I don’t like it, but just because it wouldn’t really affect me. I haven’t been there in so long...

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Oooooh I wanna dust weapon! Maybe a scythe like Crescent Rose. Multiple functions all in one tiny package. 

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Edgedancer, most likely. I have a good memory for important events, and I’m good at remembering people. 

However, we are yet to know all of the ideals for all of the orders of the Knights Radiant, so that could easily change. Some people who know me well say that Elsecaller might be another good fit for me. 

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Coinshot! 

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Bloodmaker! 

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Hm... Progression. If not that, then transportation. Can I make a new order of the Knights Radiant with those two surges? Please? 

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Aon Ene is totally the best Aon. It could be drawn over the group of idiots that I call friends, and then they would be smart enough to see that they should all read Mistborn! 

 

I’m kidding, I’m kidding. My friends are very smart people, but it would be very nice if they did read Mistborn. 

Aon Ene is still my favorite, though, just because having a smarter environment is more efficient for working out practical solutions to a problem. 

If not Aon Ene, then Aon Omi. 

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Best Aether? Hm, that’s a tough one. I haven’t read AotN in a while, but I would have to go with Verdant. It’s just really cool. 

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I haven’t read Alcatraz. :(

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I don’t know, but I would probably be the Shard of Charisma or something like that. If not, then Positivity. 

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DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE! *sobs* *punches Ink* 

I honestly can’t decide. Ink, how dare you plague me with this question?!

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47 minutes ago, Ashspren said:

Mix the loudness and epicness of dragons with the happy-rainbow-butterfly-sunshiny-ness of a unicorn, and you basically have me. Yay! 

Yep. That sounds like you. At least, the you I know.

 

47 minutes ago, Ashspren said:

DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE! *sobs* *punches Ink* 

I honestly can’t decide. Ink, how dare you plague me with this question?!

*ouch* 

Uhh.... if you can't decide... wow. Okay. How about favorite pancake and/or waffle topping?

Oh, one more, who is your favorite book villain, movie villain, and Animated series villan?

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1 hour ago, Inklingspren said:

Yep. That sounds like you. At least, the you I know.

*ouch* 

Uhh.... if you can't decide... wow. Okay. How about favorite pancake and/or waffle topping?

Oh, one more, who is your favorite book villain, movie villain, and Animated series villan?

Yeah, I let a lot of myself IRL come through on the 17S... 

I would have to choose Nutella. Nutella makes everything better. 

My favorite book villain would probably have to be Luke from the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series. He's just such a complex character, and his ties to the other characters are heartbreaking. 

1 hour ago, Life&Death said:

Chocolate or Vanilla?

Why have you not read Alcatraz?

DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE! You know what? I choose "or."

I don't know, actually. I'm looking for it right now. 

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What is the meaning of life?

What is the purpose of life?

What color are your socks?

Which shoe do you put on first?

Which shoe do you tie first?

What brand toothpaste do you use?

Which shoe do you take off first?

What other shoe related questions can I ask?

Why did my autocorrect originally write relationships instead of related?

Why am I still writing questions?

Are you even going to answer them all?

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26 minutes ago, Silva said:

What is the meaning of life?

What is the purpose of life?

What color are your socks?

Which shoe do you put on first?

Which shoe do you tie first?

What brand toothpaste do you use?

Which shoe do you take off first?

What other shoe related questions can I ask?

Why did my autocorrect originally write relationships instead of related?

Why am I still writing questions?

Are you even going to answer them all?

To quote definition 1.a from Merriam Webster: "the quality that distinguishes a vital and functional being from a dead body."

If not that, then Nutella. 

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The purpose of life is... um... whatever you make it to be. Don't let someone define the purpose of life for you. Only your own aspirations can define what that purpose is. 

Did I just dodge a question with some super inspirational stuff? Guess I did. Cool!

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They are currently mostly black with some gray and some white. Excellent question. 

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I'm that person who never sits down to put on their shoes. I stand up, stomp each foot in, and run out the door. I'm a very high-energy, no-stopping-for-anything kind of person. 

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The last time I tied my shoes was maybe five months ago. I think I tied the right one first, though.

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Crest. 

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Right. 

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What type of shoes are my favorite? Answer: NOT HEELS. UGHHHH!

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Autocorrect just broke up with his girlfriend yesterday. He's going through a rough time, and that's just been on his mind lately. Just... take it easy on him. 

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That's a very good question. Generally, people want to stop asking me questions so that I stop talking. :P

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Well, I just did! Yay!

 

5 minutes ago, I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

Anything?

what is the character you chose that is dead, alive pre-AoL, and Scadrian?

Yes, anything! I mean, I can't really stop you...

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Choose in what way? Choose to bring back to life? If so, I can't pick between Vin and Elend. If I could only bring one of them back, that would mean separating them. I would hate to do that to them. 

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7 minutes ago, Ashspren said:

I'm that person who never sits down to put on their shoes. I stand up, stomp each foot in, and run out the door. I'm a very high-energy, no-stopping-for-anything kind of person. 

You didn’t answer my question.

Which shoe do you put on first?

But ‘how do you put on your shoes?’ is also interesting.

Also, what is the fourth word in the last paragraph of page 119 in Elantris?

(Hint: it’s in chapter 9)

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On a scale of 1-10?

23?

Why do breathe? 

Smell the rockets?

How high can you jump? 

If everyone on the 17th Shard was trapped on a desert island with no hope of escape or sustainability, how fast would you be eaten/die?

Bumblebee?

Enabler? :ph34r:

Bright Sky?

Smokestone? 

What do you think of when left to contemplate life?

Do you smell good?

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25 minutes ago, Silva said:

You didn’t answer my question.

Which shoe do you put on first?

But ‘how do you put on your shoes?’ is also interesting.

Also, what is the fourth word in the last paragraph of page 119 in Elantris?

In which case, left shoe. 

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Unfortunately, I have the eBook for Elantris, and therefore cannot answer that question. 

20 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

On a scale of 1-10?

23?

Why do breathe? 

Smell the rockets?

How high can you jump? 

If everyone on the 17th Shard was trapped on a desert island with no hope of escape or sustainability, how fast would you be eaten/die?

Bumblebee?

Enabler? :ph34r:

Bright Sky?

Smokestone? 

What do you think of when left to contemplate life?

Do you smell good?

11. 

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Why not 23? ‘Tis a lovely number. 

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Because it is healthy to breathe. 

Sorry, inside joke. A friend of mine likes to repeatedly say that whenever I’m fangirling too hard and gasping for air. 

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I do indeed. They smell like rockets. And fire. I’m well acquainted with fire, as was previously established by my declaration of being a fire-breathing unicorn. 

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Well, that depends. What kind of shoes am I wearing? Am I barefoot? On carpet? On tile? On grass? On a trampoline? 

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Huh. That’s an interesting question. How much do the other Sharders like me in this hypothetical scenario? 

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Eh. BroTP. 

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Barf. 

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Ship.

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RAFO. :ph34r:

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I write mini fanfictions in my head, obviously. 

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Currently? Yes. 

12 minutes ago, I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

What brand of shoes do you wear?

(Don’t say shash)

what is your favorite page of twok mass market edition 

What kind of shoes? Running shoes? Cleats? Sandals? Flip flops? Flats? Or, Stormfather forbid, heels? 

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I have the eBook for this one too, so I can’t answer this one, unfortunately.

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4 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

You're jumping on gravel. Just to make it painful when you fail. How high can you now?

Rephrasal of previous question: On a scale of 1-10, Bright Sky?

I refuse to jump. *raises eyebrow at Ap challengingly* 

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I am yet to search for all of the Bright Sky moments, so as of right now, solid 5. 1 is “Yeah, it could happen... I don’t really care though,” and 10 is “Oh my gosh this NEEDS to happen or I will never be happy.”

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2 hours ago, Ashspren said:

I am yet to search for all of the Bright Sky moments, so as of right now, solid 5. 1 is “Yeah, it could happen... I don’t really care though,” and 10 is “Oh my gosh this NEEDS to happen or I will never be happy.”

What Bright Sky moments? :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::wub::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

Also, almost every single one of your answers so far has been hilarious.

Who broke up with Autocorrect?

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57 minutes ago, AonEne said:

What Bright Sky moments? :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::wub::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

Also, almost every single one of your answers so far has been hilarious.

Who broke up with Autocorrect?

 

48 minutes ago, Silva said:

My guess is Personal Dictionary, is it correct Ashspren?

It’s Grammarly, actually. 

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