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Why?

What is your favorite non-sentient cosmere species?

How many notifications do you get on the shard per day?

Should I use a backhoe to remove a brain tumor, and how?

Are you of Odium?

If so, can you see the future?

If so, what is the ending of the last book of MB era 4?

Is Hoid good or evil?

What is the average price of Liaforan boots when Nightblood is within two feet of the seller?

When isn’t your birthday?

How is Canada? I’ve heard it’s nice.

And finally, if you lived on Final Empire Scadrial would you rather know what would happen during and leading up to the Catacendre ahead of time and die right before Harmony reshaped the world, or remain ignorant and live through it.

 

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21 minutes ago, Mistspren said:

Why?

What is your favorite non-sentient cosmere species?

How many notifications do you get on the shard per day?

Should I use a backhoe to remove a brain tumor, and how?

Are you of Odium?

If so, can you see the future?

If so, what is the ending of the last book of MB era 4?

Is Hoid good or evil?

What is the average price of Liaforan boots when Nightblood is within two feet of the seller?

When isn’t your birthday?

How is Canada? I’ve heard it’s nice.

And finally, if you lived on Final Empire Scadrial would you rather know what would happens during and leading up to the Catacendre ahead of time and die right before Harmony reshaped the world, or remain ignorant and live through it.

 

M? C? A?

Meekers (if they count as non-sentient). I love their name.

When I check in the morning there'll be about seven or eight, then over the course of the day I'll get fifteen to thirty more, depending how active the Homeless are. 

I have been advised by my lawyer not to answer that question. 

HOW DARE YOU?! I AM ODIUM.

Yes. Don't wear the blue sneakers tomorrow. 

The moon gets sold to Ferring Corp.

He's good, but he's often controlled by an evil god.

Free, if you use a five finger discount. Nightblood would help with that. 

July 4th, 1862. 

Pretty good. Three of our cities made the top ten list of the Most Livable Cities in the world. But I don't live in any of them, so it's more of a patriotic victory for me.

I'd rather know. I'm curious like that. 

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6 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Why isn't the 's' in "...THE DA's SPIKED..." in your signature not capitalized?

*checks sig*

*test writes it*

Ah. My autocorrect changes it to DA's. Meaning I've written DA's a few too many times... Do you think I should change it? 

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5 hours ago, Inklingspren said:

Can you actually shoot a bow?

Yes, I can! Not very accurately, but I've got the whole 'pull on the string, then release' part down. At camp, I once hit one of those circle targets from five meters away. So yeah, I'm a pro.

Unless you meant, 'can I hit a bow?'. If I had a rifle or some other projectile weapon, I could probably shoot at and hit a bow at close range. Assuming it wasn't moving. And I had unlimited shots. :ph34r:

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5 hours ago, AxeliustheGreat said:

Archer, are you prepared for the army of angry Valar and Maiar that will greet you on your way out of your house?

Sorry, I don't buy stuff at the door. If you try and send any of them my way, I'll just slam the door in their face. *mutters about snake oil salesmen*

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1. Marvel or DC?... Or both? I suppose that is technically an option too...

2. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

3. If you look at an object and see blue, is the object blue, or is the object actually every color except blue?

4.

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Brandon Sanderson and J.R.R.Tolkien are in an arena. They're dueling, Pokemon style, but using characters from their books instead of animated creatures. They don't stop until someone has all of their characters defeated. Every. Single. One.

Who would win?

 

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7 hours ago, Furamirionind said:

1. Marvel or DC?... Or both? I suppose that is technically an option too...

2. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

3. If you look at an object and see blue, is the object blue, or is the object actually every color except blue?

4. Brandon Sanderson and J.R.R.Tolkien are in an arena. They're dueling, Pokemon style, but using characters from their books instead of animated creatures. They don't stop until someone has all of their characters defeated. Every. Single. One.

Who would win?

1. Marvel is infinitely better. In every way. I've seen people try to argue that DC makes better TV shows, but I disagree. The biggest thing DC has going or them is Batman. I love Batman. The rest of the JLA? Meh. I'll still read their comics and watch their shows, but their characters aren't as good. *looks pointedly at Superman and co.*

Marvel has tons of great heroes, settings, plots, and arcs. They make good comics, cartoons, movies, and TV shows. A few favoruites are Wolverine, Spiderman, Banner Hulk, Fury, Iceman, and Cable. And that's just the heroes. I like Magneto, the Phoenix, and those fine folks from AIM and Hydra too, just to name a few.

2. What do you mean, an African or European Swallow? I can swallow pretty quickly. I'd say about 30m/s.

3. So this guy sees an object is blue? And everything is blue for him and himself and everybody around? 

It's 'cause he ain't got nobody to listen. I'm blue....

Spoiler

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I hope that answers your question. :ph34r:

 

4. Tolkien died in 1973. Pokémon was invented in 1996. Therefore, Tolkien would be incredibly confused by the format. Brandon, having grown up in a world with Pokémon, would understand the concept. This would put Brandon in a better position to win. Plus, he has the advantage of having read his opponent's books, so he'll know what to expect. My money would be on Brandon to win.

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Is there ever a reason to use 0.5 lead and not 0.7?

If you were an imaginary intangible  inanimate object, what would you be?

When is the proper time for tea time?

What is the worst word in English? In any language?

Oak or Pine?

Have you ever dreamt about Pluto? What about grass?

What color thread was used to sew the first article of clothing you see (socks not included due to lack of seams)?

If you had the ability, which dead ruler of Benin would you want to meet?

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1 hour ago, HysteriaSpren said:

What Harry Potter House are you in?

I'm not in

Image result for gryffindor letters

I'm in Hufflepuff. And no, I am not under any illusions that my house is the best. We suck at quidditch, our mascot is an overgrown rat, and we're equivalent of the Hermes Cabin of Hogwarts. *sigh*

1 hour ago, Spontaneouspren said:

Is there ever a reason to use 0.5 lead and not 0.7?

If you were an imaginary intangible  inanimate object, what would you be?

When is the proper time for tea time?

What is the worst word in English? In any language?

Oak or Pine?

Have you ever dreamt about Pluto? What about grass?

What color thread was used to sew the first article of clothing you see (socks not included due to lack of seams)?

If you had the ability, which dead ruler of Benin would you want to meet?

I hope you're using graphite. Lead's poisonous. You shouldn't be using 0.5 or 0.7 lead.

Hamlet's vision of a dagger. 

Four o'clock sharp. Eastern Standard Time (regardless of where in the world you are).

Moist. *shudders* Followed by all those faux amis. You wouldn't believe the amount of times I've misused excite

Pine. I prefer its colour.

No. And, possibly/probably. I don't remember many of my dreams. 

Black. 

*Googles Benin* I'd choose Eweka I. I'd pretend to make a discovery, then make an inside joke. I'd probably be executed by the end of the day. (Thank you for giving me the excuse to go Wikipediaing. :D)

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42 minutes ago, Kidspren said:

Why are you, anklespren, answering questions for Archer?

Umm.

... 

*nervously avoids eye contact*

Ankle who? Never heard of him. But he sounds like a great guy. Wow, I'm hungry. Who wants cookies? Good talk, nothing to see here. Cheers! 

*slams door*

I don't think he noticed anything. 

Of course he did. He knows! 

He can't suspect us. My performance was flawless. 

He suspects us. You have to-

No, no, no. Not doing that. 

You must... 

Woah there Mister Demandy Pants! Who's the spren here? That's right, I call the shots. 

No, I do. 

I do. 

I do. 

Do not. *boop* Ha! I win. You're ancient history, Anklesaurus. 

...

I'm still hungry. 

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What is under your bed now?

what is something about you that would suprise us?

Name the three best flavors of ice cream.

you get to name a new color. What is it?

if you could have a lifetime supply of anything (not money, precious metals or gems or anything like that) what would it be? Why?

Favorite movie?

Favorite fictional character without hair?

Bacon or Sausage?

Cheetos or Cheez-its?

What song is stuck in your head right now?

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Taravangian's or Lift's boon/bane?

What would you seriously ask the Nightwatcher?

Best superhero?

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7 hours ago, Inklingspren said:

What is under your bed now?

what is something about you that would suprise us?

Name the three best flavors of ice cream.

you get to name a new color. What is it?

if you could have a lifetime supply of anything (not money, precious metals or gems or anything like that) what would it be? Why?

Favorite movie?

Favorite fictional character without hair?

I'm too scared to look... Blankets.

I'm pregnant, and- :D Despite being a hardcore Canadian, I am absolutely obsessed with the podcast This American Life. It's outstanding.

Cookies and cream, Chocolate, and Strawberry. Shout-out to Chapman's for being the most amazing ice cream company ever

Xave, because the world needs more words that start with X. It would be a grey/violet.

Friends! Because a friend is a friend 'til the end. 

*struggles to answer this question* It keeps changing. Right now, I'd say the 2011 Tintin movie. 

R2D2!

7 hours ago, Inklingspren said:

Bacon or Sausage?

Cheetos or Cheez-its?

What song is stuck in your head right now?

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Taravangian's or Lift's boon/bane?

What would you seriously ask the Nightwatcher?

Best superhero?

Bacon. It's more versatile.

I don't think Cheez-its are sold in my country. If they are, I've never seen one. So, Cheetos.

Candy Store, from Heathers the Musical. Great musical, if a little heavy on the swearing.

I was going to say deaf for sure, but then I realized I'd never get the chance to hear music. By blindness is more debilitating. So I'd rather be deaf.

Her's was something along the lines of 'to remain the same forever'. The bane was to 'have a name that translate to elevator in the UK'. 

To have all the powers, abilities, and resources as the main character from Doctor Who. I'd probably get slapped with a bane along the lines of 'people will never remember you.' 

I'm a huge Wolverine fan, so I always choose him. Batman's good too. As is Iceman. My least favoruite (popular ones) are Angel, Jubilee, Rouge, and Cyclops. And Superman, obviously. 

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2 minutes ago, Sprene said:

Baskin Robbins. I don't know if Canada has them. But Baskin Robbins.

We do have BR, and I agree, they make good ice cream. But I was referring to Chapman's business practices. After their factory burnt down, they continued to pay their all of their employees while they were rebuilding. And they've done a great job fighting to keep rural schools open, which has been a big issue around here. Plus, they make tasty products. It's impossible to feel guilty while eating their ice cream. They're the ultimate caring local business. :wub: Woot!

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