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Proof 1:  How else would you explain the big swords in all the anime?  They were inspired by shardblades.

Theory:  Two plus two equals pickle.

I can’t wait to see the proof.

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Proof: Adonalsium has to be a bad guy if the 16 shardholders shattered him. And what investiture is ? Basically what Adonalsium is made of.

Adonalsium == evil, Investiture ==  Adonalsium, Investiture== evil

Theory: Instant noodles is what really the Hero of Ages was really aiming for to be developed by Scadrians. Saving the world and eventual spacefaring was just a side-effect.

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Evidence: Why else would the Cosmere's friendliest worldhopper love them so much? They were literally a work of god. Or at least, 1/16th of them.

Theory: The giraffes mentioned in MB Era 2 are just Ryshadiums with really bad neck problems.

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Proof: That explains why the Tenth Pancake isnt on Roshar— interplanet AmazonFresh hasn’t been developed yet.

Theory: The ash falling from the sky in Mistborn are actually ashspren. (Noooo my spren family...)

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Proof: Where else would he pick up his unhealthy habit of worldhopping and putting himself in dangerous situations but from his parents ? I mean alcoholism can likely be picked by the child of the alcoholic how would that be different from worldhopping.

Theory: Marsh is just tensoon pretending to be an Inquisitor and has been given by Harmony the secrets of Kandra allomancy. 

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Evidence: with Lift being the foodie she is, she’ll inevitably open one. She’ll get bad reviews for false advertising of a mysterious “10th pancake” whatever that is...

Theory: Cosmere aluminum is just silver and all Investiture is just a strange werewolf.

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Proof: Silver is very rare in most sanderson books, and is allomantically inert, exactly like Aluminum. Aluminum is poisonous to all forms of Investiture. Therefore, Investiture is a werewolf and aluminum is silver.

 

Theory: Wayne is actually a chull's son

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Proof: Totally. (OATHBRINGER SPOILERS)

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Ruin wanted to destroy everything in Scadrial. Meanwhile Odium even allows Mr. T a deal to spare his people and supported the natives of Scadrial. Remember Rayse being mean and Ati being kind. Well Odium showed a glimmer of mercy while Ruin didn't no matter how they begged.

Theory: Endowment is a noob game balancer and is fixing the imbalances in Nalthais through the returned. Which is a horrible way of fixing imbalances.

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First off, @goody153 The proof you had is filled to bursting with OB spoilers, and I think at least 1 typo.

 

Proof: Why else would the returned exist?

Theory: Odium is shattering all the shards because he wants to have all the Scadrian waffles to himself and the other shards are the only thing standing in his way.

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