BitBitio Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 (edited) We're going to make the Longest Post ever! Post a sentence that contextually makes sense based off of previous posts and I'll edit it into this one. Italicize what you want me to edit in. Also, please don't bring characters and stuff from The Longest Thread. It makes things confusing. Once there was a snowman. This snowman thought that BitBitio was just making another longest thread and changing it a tiny bit. The snowman wasn't sure what to think about this, and so decided to just pretend like it wasn't true. The snowman was slowly melting. Its tempurature was gradually rising, causing it to change states. It started out as a solid, but was becoming a liquid. Currently, it was in that in between stage known as slush. If it continued to heat up, it would become a puddle. Puddles are small bodies of water made from small snowmen bodies. the snowman didn't know this, but all of the other puddles around him were his colleagues who had already melted. Something sinister was at play. Amethyst flames suddenly materialized and took the form of horrific creatures the likes of which nightmares were made of. So he grabbed a stone and threw it and the newest creature.The stone went right through. The creatures were still made of the flames. The snowman couldn't run, because no one had ever built him legs. The Snowman wakes up from this terrible nightmare, realizing he slept through most of winter. "Interesting." He mused out loud. "I didn't realize snowmen hibernated. Or perhaps the snowman is the hibernating form of some other, more majestic creature? Or maybe I'm just a sleepy snowman." “No,” someone told the snowman, “You just have memory problems and can’t remember what you did all winter. Your dream will go away soon. I am sorry for you, because you won’t even remember me telling you this.” The snowman started screaming because he didn't want his dream to go away. The scream sounded like this: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pain shot through the ear of the human. Or was it human? Telling snowmans about Inception type things didn’t seem human enough. Oh well, it thought. Time to break the truth to the rest of them. Edited July 15, 2018 by BitBitio the Mudkip 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 This snowman thought that BitBitio was just making another longest thread and changing it a tiny bit. The snowman wasn't sure what to think about this, and so decided to just pretend like it wasn't true. Isn't there a post character limit? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 The snowman was slowly melting. Its tempurature was gradually rising, causing it to change states. It started out as a solid, but was becoming a liquid. Currently, it was in that in between stage known as slush. If it continued to heat up, it would become a puddle. Puddles are small bodies of water made from small snowmen bodies. This is really hard to do on mobile. I've never seen any posts hit a character limit, but I guess we'll find out, Kidpen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CadCom Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 the snowman didn't know this, but all of the other puddles around him were his colleagues who had already melted. Something sinister was at play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 (edited) Amethyst flames suddenly materialized and took the form of horrific creatures the likes of which nightmares were made of. Edited July 12, 2018 by Nathrangking 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 So he grabbed a stone and threw it and the newest creature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CadCom Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 The stone went right through. The creatures were still made of the flames. The snowman couldn't run, because no one had ever built him legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 The Snowman wakes up from this terrible nightmare, realizing he slept through most of winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CadCom Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 "Interesting." He mused out loud. "I didn't realize snowmen hibernated. Or perhaps the snowman is the hibernating form of some other, more majestic creature? Or maybe I'm just a sleepy snowman." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CadCom Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 (edited) On 7/11/2018 at 7:52 PM, Kidpen said: This snowman thought that BitBitio was just making another longest thread and changing it a tiny bit. The snowman wasn't sure what to think about this, and so decided to just pretend like it wasn't true. Isn't there a post character limit? Just tried making a huge post. Copied it to my clipboard, and will now post it in word to find out how many characters it had. Just removed it from this post, and edited it to show this. EDIT, The original post I tried to post had over 180,000 words, and was originally 366 pages. The copied published post that was replaced by this one has 62,270 words , so it looks like the character limit might be 358,101 characters.so the image below reflects the character limit in Edited July 13, 2018 by Cadmium Compounder removing huge spam post 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 (edited) “No,” someone told the snowman, “You just have memory problems and can’t remember what you did all winter. Your dream will go away soon. I am sorry for you, because you won’t even remember me telling you this.” Whatever, we’ll just go to the limit Edited July 13, 2018 by Silva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 The snowman started screaming because he didn't want his dream to go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 The scream sounded like this: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, that's one way to get it longer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 Well, once we hit the limit, we'll start a new longest post. That way we'll have several of them 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 Pain shot through the ear of the human. Or was it human? Telling snowmans about Inception type things didn’t seem human enough. Oh well, it thought. Time to break the truth to the rest of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 But then it changed its mind. It liked knowing things that other people didn’t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 (edited) It went to the other snowmen, a field of puddles behind it. A field of broken dreams. Killing snowmen like this is crushing there dreams, it thought. Edited July 16, 2018 by BringerofShadows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mestiv Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 This is too much of a clone of the longest misadventure thread, that will just hit the wall of post length limit. @Cadmium Compounder figured the limit out, so please, channel your creativity to make The Longest Thread as fun as possible. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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