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I just passed King's Wit and became Lord Prelan. From the life of the party to a boring tattoo face bureaucrat. At least this means I get to boss around all those people in the sixties and eighties who are obligators and regular prelans right?

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Mwahaha! Bow before my newfound rank! Cower before my might! Admire my..... wait, Oldblood? That's my title? The 'blood' part is pretty good, but I think there's something better than 'Old' to go in front of it. Maybe.... something that rhymes with fight? It's right on the tip of my tongue. Oh well, I suppose I'll just go destroy some evil till I think of it.

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Mwahaha! Bow before my newfound rank! Cower before my might! Admire my..... wait, Oldblood? That's my title? The 'blood' part is pretty good, but I think there's something better than 'Old' to go in front of it. Maybe.... something that rhymes with fight? It's right on the tip of my tongue. Oh well, I suppose I'll just go destroy some evil till I think of it.

Hey, those Oldbloods used to rule Alethkar...

 

 

Man, yesterday I was Mistborn. Now I doubt I'm even sentient. I do like the new variety of titles, though! Just need one more upvote to be a person again...  :)

 

Edit: Yes! I have moved up in the world.

 

Poor Pahn Kahl, just above Awakened Object. Bluefingers would be pissed.

Does anyone get to be an acolent or a mastrell?

Now if I used unpublished things, that would just be trolling ;) Someday...

But look at me. I was a Highprince, and now I'm Truthless? Apparently my leadership skills were not up to snuff.

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Wow. I want to be Wit. Kings or not, I guess I don't care....

You know, I've always wondered what it would be like to go to a signing and act as Wit. Just sit on a stool and insult everyone that walks by to ask Brandon a question or get his signature... ;)

EDIT: What is an obligator?

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