Could a Chipmunk that happens to be and Epic become Hemalurgicaly spiked and them become a super Chipmunk Conqueror of the Universe?

[Darth Woodrack]

I know Reckoners aren't cannon, and this is a crazy, what if thread. There isn't a better place to put it. Could a Chipmunk be given powers by calamity and then become a supremely powerful super chipmunk intent on conquering all of existences through hemalurgic spiking? If so, what attributes would the steal, and what would their epic abilities be? Would he still crave nuts? Would his weakness be lawnmowers? How many squirrels would join his elite army of ultra loyal super squirrel commandos?  So many deep questions.

Edited July 7, 2018 by DarthWoodrack

[Weltall]

Spikes can be pretty small (Vin's earring) so just going with the idea for fun, you could definitely get a spike into a chipmunk. And we know that hemalurgy works on animals (but not plants) so pretending you had a sociopathic sapient chipmunk with Epic powers, sure, you could make it more powerful via hemalurgy. As for what powers and what weakness they'd have.. depends, are they the one wearing the fedora or the aloha shirt?

[Darth Woodrack]

I meant if Hemalurgy did exist in the Reckonerverse.

[+Ark1002]

Again, the first reason still goes. No non-human creatures were epics.

[Wandering Investor]

Not to mention, getting a spike made for a human to fit into the chipmunk's body would be kinda difficult. You'd have to increase the size of the chipmunk and shrink the spike. Plus, if you're an epic with world ending abilities, spikes might just slow you down.

[Darth Woodrack]

What if the chipmunk was a super intelligent trained chipmunk that had some extreme trauma with a lawnmower?

[Voidus]

Reckoners are canon just not cosmere. But I would say no on two fronts.
1. No creatures other than humans were given Epic abilities as far as we know.
2. Hemalurgy doesn't exist in the Reckonerverse.