AonEne Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 (edited) Get your tasty fortune cookies here, baked fresh by TUBA!* Spinner Cookies™ are always delicious, and always come with an interesting fortune printed on a slip of paper within. So far, we have served {77} cookies and helped customers with a few other things too! *No Hemalurgy was used in the making of this product. We do have staff members on hand to check and see if the Dark Alley or any other groups/individuals slip some spikes in. Edited May 19, 2019 by AonEne 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Forgetful Archivist Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 TFA chuckles at the erroneous non-hemalergy disclamer as he crawls out from under a table and capers out the door. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 18 minutes ago, AonEne said: Get your tasty fortune cookies here, baked fresh by TUBA!* Spinner Cookies ™ are always delicious, and always come with an interesting fortune printed on a slip of paper within. So far, we have served {0} customers! *No Hemalurgy was used in the making of this product. That we noticed. Fixed that for you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 May I have one? What does the fortune say? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyrann Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 Huh. Might wanna add some kind of investiture detection. I just have this feeling... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niteshado Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 *Slides out the side door, whistling, with a half empty bucket of spikes* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted June 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 (edited) On 6/11/2018 at 9:32 PM, The Forgetful Archivist said: TFA chuckles at the erroneous non-hemalergy disclamer as he crawls out from under a table and capers out the door. Ene chuckles at the assumption that such a disclaimer could ever be erroneous. She also chuckles at the spelling mistakes, because you can do fun things with grammar errors. Especially in the Nightwatcher Boon/Bane thread. On 6/11/2018 at 9:37 PM, Voidus said: Fixed that for you. It's fine how it is, but I appreciate the effort. Thank you for trying! On 6/12/2018 at 6:22 AM, Niteshado said: *Slides out the side door, whistling, with a half empty bucket of spikes* *wonders why the bucket is only half full* *knows that none of the spikes are in her products, because those have been thoroughly checked* On 6/11/2018 at 9:43 PM, Apollyon said: May I have one? What does the fortune say? Why, of course! The fortune says, You will enjoy something you are a fan of today. On the back it says, Lucky Numbers: 1,000-8-Google-546. We hope you like the Spinner Cookie ™ ! Edited June 19, 2018 by AonEne 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 So you didn't notice that there was no Hemalurgy? Well that's very suspect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 *nods in approval of Ene's leaving decoy cookies around* *realizes will need something larger than a mousetrap to catch the pests in the area* *leaves to buy a rattrap (and some explosives)* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Meeker Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 (edited) You know Archer, harmonium cookies are good for pests*. *Anyone not a Ghostblood Edited June 15, 2018 by Mraize 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Forgetful Archivist Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 As Archer walks out the door TFA scuttles out of an alley and says "psst I hear you need some explosives" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 Actually, I heard flour can be used as an explosive under the right conditions. And we've got plenty of that lying around *gestures at plenty of flour lying around* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 Not a very good one, need a contained space and have the flour be very very spread out, needs a lot of surface area. Now if you want something a little more interesting, we've finished working on a Harmonium based explosive device that explodes solely in the Spiritual realm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 Ow. That would hurt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted June 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 On 6/14/2018 at 10:22 PM, Archer said: *nods in approval of Ene's leaving decoy cookies around* Thanks! I mean, really, it was all because of the help I got from *mumbles* and *whispers in ear*. I couldn't have set up this ploy without them. We still have cookies aplenty, enough for anyone who wants one or even more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 @AonEne Can I have a fortune cookie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted June 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 Yes, you can! Thank you for choosing us! The fortune says, You will read multiple books in the next year. On the back it says, Lucky Numbers: 9-9-9-9,999. We hope you like the Spinner Cookie ™ ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 I shall take a fortune cookie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted June 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 Thank you, and I hope you enjoy it! The fortune says, You will soon notice something confusing. On the back it says, Lucky Numbers: 6-876-33-. We hope you like the Spinner Cookie ™ ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life&Death Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 I'll take a cookie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 45 minutes ago, Life&Death said: I'll take a cookie Alright. I am a certified TUBA spinner/fortune cookie seller your fortune is: the road to success is a bumpy, winding one, but it is the one you must take. your lucky numbers are: 1. 1. 2. 3. 5. 8. 13. 21. 34. And 55. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 I would like one as well please! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Sloth Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 59 minutes ago, Inklingspren said: your lucky numbers are: 1. 1. 2. 3. 5. 8. 13. 21. 34. And 55. Best numbers 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 (edited) @Gancho Libre Here is your cookie. You will feel sharp pain in your mouth and digestive tract*. Your luck Bindpoint is: The 5th subconjunctival vein, as close as possible to the iris*. *DA Disclaimer applies. I swear I grabbed one out of the pile, no modifications or anything. Edited June 21, 2018 by MacThorstenson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 (edited) @Gancho Libre Here's your certified non-hemalurgic cookie fortune: You will soon be disappointed. Your lucky numbers are... nonexistent. Sorry 'bout that. Edited June 21, 2018 by Archer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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