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The War of the Stick and Fire


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Ok, we will see how this goes, but I saw that the Church of the Stick is a thing. But very little is done for the Matchsendi, so here is a battleground. Basically I want you to start your comment with declaring a side, then make some witty insult to the other side. Make sure to upvote your fellow Stickbinders and Matchsendi!

example comment

I am a Stick

matches have little sticks on them. Therefore all Matchsendi are just baby sticks. Hah roasted

or

I am a matchsendi

I eat sticks with my tongues of fire. Hah roasted (see what I did there? Fire roasts sticks! Hah I’m witty!)

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I am a stick.

I worship a god.

A god that created the cosmere.

A god that created the God Beyond and Adonalsium.

A god more powerful then all other beings in existence. 

A god not afraid of mere puny fire.

We are all part of the eternal world stick, and the matchedi are just the bit that needs pruning

I am a stick

 

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