Apollyon Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 (edited) Butt nearly wet himself at the thought of this. Edit: page 4! Edited April 28, 2018 by Apollyon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemalurgic Headshot Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 I propose this thread be turned into the various Misadventures of Butt Venture? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted April 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 45 minutes ago, Hemalurgic Headshot said: I propose this thread be turned into the various Misadventures of Butt Venture? Sounds good. Not putting that name in the title. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvainnie Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 I am so happy that name catch as much. I would not thought that when I came up with “Butt” (did I just say that?) . Any reason not to put it in the title? But he realize that as proper Butt Venture he must be stronger then this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 He held strong. After all, he didn’t have his Pampers on him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvainnie Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 But he knew he would have to let go, eventually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemalurgic Headshot Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 He realized that he would have to confront Brandy, or else he would be too strong for anyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 But first, he had to get more powerful for the eventual showdown, so he began his quest to get more power 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 He had to find the fabled beans of Sigmaed, a small brown seed, found in the jungles to the south, harvest these beans and grind them to a fine powder, then journey forth to the great lake, fighting off whatever foul creatures obstruct his path and harvest a cup of the waters of life, the next stage of his journey would be to procure the nectar of Babylon, harvesting approximately three teaspoons of this sweet substance before finally you must journey north and obtain the holy milk of Grecna. Then he simply must boil the water, mix everything up, and drink it. Credit goes to Voidus for the quest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 He didn't know how he knew that was his quest, but it popped into his head. At least his Quest wasn't to calm down a Miltank for some guy who couldn't do it himself. If someone gets that reference, they get an upvote. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Pokémon! I’m personally more of an MTG guy though... Butt Venture ventured forth on his adventure to find his beans. But something obstructed his path. *battle music starts* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 A warlock in black robes stood in the center of the path, a sinister smile on his face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Suddenly they each heard some odd battle music from the sky. This was odd, but not odd enough to delay the fight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 But which Pokemon game is it? The warlock charged at Butt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Butt once again cursed his parents before running away in cowardice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted April 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 As he ran, he threw a black ball behind him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 The black ball did absolutely nothing. The warlock stared, confused, then started laughing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted April 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Just now, AonEne said: The black ball did absolutely nothing. The warlock stared, confused, then started laughing. That is where I had hoped this would go. He was laughing so hard he started coughing, and didn't notice our hero turning around to face him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvainnie Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Butt pulled hemalurgic spike from his pocket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 (edited) I can read your mind. That's why Moon is my profile pic. Then he put it away. The wizard coughed so hard, Butt was able to sneak past. But then he was confronted with the worst sight anyone can ever see... Before him stood a random toilet with a small table next to it. On the table was an EMPTY ROLL OF TOILET PAPER. Edited March 18, 2019 by AonEne 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvainnie Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Just now, AonEne said: I can read your mind. That's why Moon is my profile pic. Then he put it away. The wizard coughed so hard, Butt was able to sneak past. But then he was confronted with the worst sight anyone can ever see... Before him stood a random toilet, with a small table next to it. On the table was an EMPTY ROLL OF TOILET PAPER. So he put the roll away. "Much better sight" he sighed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 (edited) Butt proceeded to relieve himself on the toilet as he knew that he needed to get rid of that tension from his fear of Uncle Brandy. Edited April 28, 2018 by Apollyon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvainnie Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 And also to calm down from encounter with warlock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Then that warlock came up and took the spike, cause it recovered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 And in a strange twist, the warlock carefully inserted the spike into a freshly-baked still-warm cookie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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