Rebecca Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 Lift chased after Butt, determined to duel him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 he just screamed louder. concrete shattered like glass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 The strange scream unfortunately was in surround sound. No one could get away from the piercing shriek. So Butt continued to scream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 (edited) Loudly. We're already on thirty (Edit: One ) pages guys! It started less than a month ago! That's a page a day. We can do this. Edited May 23, 2018 by Kidpen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 Butt then realized that he could only scream at 194 decibels, the loudest sound possible. 500 quadrillion just wasn't reasonable, much to his dismay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 So he made it reasonable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 Which was irrelevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life&Death Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 Which, due to the breaking of the laws of physics, a random star a billion light years away exploded, and otherwise had not affect on Butt’s story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 Except the fact that it did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 But that was irrelevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 Lift ate food as she ran after the screaming Butt, which was really just him farting. 2 hours ago, Gancho Libre said: he just screamed louder. concrete shattered like glass. This reminds me so much of the end of the Runelords: The Sum of All Men. When Raj Ahten destroys a castle just by screaming. One of the best villians ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkrunner Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 3 hours ago, Life&Death said: Which, due to the breaking of the laws of physics, a random star a billion light years away exploded, and otherwise had not affect on Butt’s story. And so the light prophecy and the dark prophecy came into being. (And yes, I was looking at the wrong page, but in this thread I don't think it matters.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 So true Roadwalker. We can make anything no matter how random or irrelevant fit into the story. Everyone in Butt’s wake fainted, even Lift. His farts were just too awesome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 So awesome that in a completely disgusting way, Lift ingested the Fartrunner’s flatulence, waking from her faint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 She then became awesome and slipped after Butt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemalurgic Headshot Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 How much stormlight can someone get from a fart? Go figure. Butt's fartrunning was fast, but Awesome Lift can be faster. They then entered a drift race. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 It was extremely irrelevant to the story, but anything irrelevant here is, by nature, relevant. All the while, Wyndle was screaming at 500 quadrillion decibels. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemalurgic Headshot Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 And as in screaming, he was screamin' out the second by second rundown of the race: "AND THEY ENTER THE NEXT TURN! LIFT SKILLFULLY USING ABRASION TO SLIIIIIIIIDE PAST BUTT, AND COMING OUT IN FRONT! BUT BUTT IS CLOSING IN, HOPING TO BUTT AHEAD FOR THAT FIRST PLACE! AND IF THIS RACE GETS ANY MORE INTENSE, I'M GOING TO LOSE MY VOICE!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 Wyndle proceeded to loose his voice as the race stayed at the same intensity for three days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 Because, after all, Fartrunners produce unlimited gas, and Fartrunning gas produces ridiculous amounts of stormlight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 So on they ran. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And they kept running. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 Fleet hopped in, because, as everyone knows; Fleet kept running. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedolfin Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 Man, I can't believe you guys have stuck with Butt this long. I mostly expected to come here to find a bunch of new random stuff lol... Nice to see some things never change - long live Butt Venture!! (Somebody shouted) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 That person ended up being Uncle Brandy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 Brandy had other plans then just screaming like a fan girl, even though he totally was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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