Quickbronze Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 This thread is a place for all your favorite threats. They can be book references, history references, history book references, something you made up yourself, or anything in between! If it's nerdy and it's a threat, it has a home here. I'll start off: -"I will defenestrate you!" -"Once I'm finished with you, you'll be deader than Rasputin" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Extesian Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 I fart in your general direction 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 I'll cut out your heart with a spoon. Before I'm finished with you you'll be begging to be taken to the tower. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modal Seoul Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 "Back away! I have the power of God and anime on my side!" "Listen, Hippo! You may be big, but you ain't bad! The Boulder is going to win this round...by a landslide!" "You will tell me where the woman is, or I will hurt people." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niteshado Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 (edited) Your mother was hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Nerf herder Edited March 13, 2018 by Niteshado 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 Cant think of specifics but Im sure Scott Lynch has a whole heap of wonderful threats. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am Witless Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 Doesn't really constitute as a threat, but..... "Give a man a fire, and he's warm for a day, but set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett "May your genitals sprout wings and fly away." - Terry Pratchett "O villain! Thou wilt be condemned into everlasting redemption for this." - William Shakespeare 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammanas Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 I'm going to come at you like Annatar to the elven ring smiths! You won't even see it coming! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mestiv Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 For some reason I was expecting TREATS not threats in this topic oh well... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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