Patrick Star Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 Moash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormrunner1730 Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 Kaladin- Human Jasnah- Badass Elend- Aloof Dalinar- Honor Moash- Broken Szeth- Strong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 Stick: Overrated. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalbusker Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Toaster Retribution said: Stick: Overrated. @Toaster Retribution: Cray-ola. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 Stick: Tautology 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaladin Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 Kiin: Rad Tonk Fah: Disturbing Navani: Seductress Rysn: Bold Demoux: Focused Dalinar: Boss Nightwatcher: Twisted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronBars Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 Kaladin - conflicted Shallan - irritating Adolin - brave Szeth - redeeming Jasnah - harsh Dalinar - fake Renarin - useless Lift - funny Moash - clear-sighted Elhokar - disapointing Venli - two-faced Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ILuvHats Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 Wayne: Hat-toning (for his mistakes) Szeth: Shin-consolable Adolin: totally-gonna-raise-his-Blade-from-the-dead (that’s one word, and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise) Sorry. Couldn’t Hoid myself back. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 (edited) Ok, let's try a slightly different tack here, how about describing the Cosmere characters as different prescription or illicit drugs or medical procedures... STORMLIGHT: Tien - Prozac (for Kaladin) Teft - Oxycodone Renarin - Ritalin Jansah - Huperzine A Shallan - Thorazine Lopen - Lavis Beer Dalinar the Barbarian - Amphetamines Dalinar the Penitent - Ethyl Alcohol Taravangian - Chemotherapy...Ouch Venli - Anti-Retro viral (the duplicitous double-double agent in medicine) Adolin - Placebo (come on, you know he's a total sugar pill) Evi - Nitroglycerin (saved dalinar's heart after all) Axies the Collector - LSD Arclo and the other Dysian Aimians - Hallucinogenic Frog Licking MISTBORN: Kelsier - Epinephrine Breeze - Barbiturates Ham - Steroids Marsh - Mineral water enema Sazed - Alka-Seltzer Clubs - Tucks Medicated Pads Demoux - Ergotism Spook - Red Bull Elend - Castor Oil MISTBORN ERA 2: Wax - High Fiber Diet Steris - Glycerin suppository Wayne - High Fructose Corn Syrup Allomancer Jack - 100% pure, certifiably guaranteed authentic genuine snake oil**Note does not contain any oil, or any product derived from a snake WARBREAKER: Susebron - Powdered Sugar Siri - Pure Cane Sugar Tonk Fah - Ether designed to be huffed (like Frank Booth in Blue Velvet) Vivena - Liquid Nitrogen (useful for removing unwanted warts...) Vasher - Traumatic Surgery (sorry, that limb can't be saved we have to remove it) Lightsong - Non-alcoholic beer (he can't handle his liquor because he heals too quickly) Edited February 20, 2018 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalbusker Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 @hoiditthroughthegrapevine I am confuse. Some of these seem like what you think they are, and some what you think they need. And all the sugar means what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cognitive Shadow Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 I think that the various medications will get way too over complicated. We should stick with one word. Nightblood-Deevy Stick-Stubborn Kaladin-Protective Axies the Collector-Obsessed Shallan-Three Adolin-Confused Szeth-Repentant Lift-Hungry Sadeas-Decomposing (Or a stone statue. Storming Soulcasters) Taravangian-Traitor Dalinar-Honorable Mraize-RAFO Taln-Broken Nin-Worsening Syl-Motherly Pattern-Curious 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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