RShara Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 (edited) Happy Solstice, everyone. Let's do some Cosmere themed holiday carols to bring some extra brightness to our lives! I'll start with this, set to the tune of "12 Days of Christmas". Mild Oathbringer Spoilers, which is why it has to be in this forum. On the Twelfth Day of Weeping, my Highprince gave to me Twelve Living Shards, Eleven Spren A'Spinning, Ten Heralds Leaping, Nine Odious Splinters, Eight Princes Squabbling, Seven Books for Writing, Sixth of the Dusk, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Thousand Breaths, Four Mistborn Eras, Three Realms United, Two Twinborn Twins, And a dark Blade in a Bright Sheath. Let's hear yours! Edited December 23, 2017 by RShara NB mention wasn't clear enough 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vashakh Sadeas Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 @Tesh this is truly what art looks like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 Santa Rayse is coming to town O you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not shout I'm telling you why Santa Rayse is coming to town. He sees you when you're ascending, he knows when you're a shard. He hates you whether you are bad or good so call Hoid for goodness sake. O you better watch out, you'd better not invest, you'd better run to Scadrial I'm telling you why Santa Rayse is coming to town. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RShara Posted December 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 Nice one! We wish you a Merry Koloss We wish you a Merry Koloss We wish you a Merry Koloss And a Happy Iron-Eyes! Good Harmony's Peace To you and your kin We wish you a Merry Koloss and a Happy Iron-Eyes! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutellaspren Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 this makes very little actual sense but whatever Hoid rest ye merry worldhoppers, let nothing you dismay Remember Adonalsium left Shards that live today, To save us all from Rayse's ego and his nine Unmade. O tidings of Harmony and hope, harm'ny and hope, o tidings of Harmony and hope! 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vashakh Sadeas Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 1 minute ago, nutellaspren said: this makes very little actual sense but whatever Hoid rest ye merry worldhoppers, let nothing you dismay Remember Adonalsium left Shards that live today, To save us all from Rayse's ego and his nine Unmade. O tidings of Harmony and hope, harm'ny and hope, o tidings of Harmony and hope! I think I'm crying??? Heralds bless you, child. You have saved my soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RShara Posted December 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 Joy to the World, Lord Odium has come! Let Roshar receive its King Let every heart surrender him guilt And Knights 'n Heralds burn And Knights 'n Heralds burn And Kniiiiighhhhts 'n Heralds with him burn! Hmmm too dark? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutellaspren Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 What Shards are these, who laid to rest On planet Sel are sleeping? Whom Odium murdered in coldest blood, with Aon splinters keeping? These, these, were Aona and Skai, who once did devotion and dominion bring. Haste, haste, to use the Dor, the Aons to channel Devotion. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutellaspren Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 Last highstorm, I gave you a stick But the very next day, I was still a stick This time, to save me from fire I'll still be a stick, not special 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainier Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 Sentient sword, blasphemous sword, Evil dies, it wants more; Destroy evil every day Smoking scabbard leaves no remains Drink Ivestiture deep, Drink Ivestiture deep! Nightblood will fight, while there's Stormlight, When he's out, you'll turn white; If he drains you fully you'll die, Sheathe him quickly or say your goodbye Nightblood destroyer of Shards, Nightblood destroyer of Shards! Sentient sword, blasphemous sword, Vasher's shame whose lover it gored; All colors will drain from the place Where it touches you just a taste, Destroy Evil today, Destroy Evil today! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutellaspren Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, Rainier said: Sentient sword, blasphemous sword, Evil dies, it wants more; Destroy evil every day Smoking scabbard leaves no remains Drink Ivestiture deep, Drink Ivestiture deep! Nightblood will fight, while there's Stormlight, When he's out, you'll turn white; If he drains you fully you'll die, Sheathe him quickly or say your goodbye Nightblood destroyer of Shards, Nightblood destroyer of Shards! Sentient sword, blasphemous sword, Vasher's shame whose lover it gored; All colors will drain from the place Where it touches you just a taste, Destroy Evil today, Destroy Evil today! This is fantastic For some Hanukkah representation: I have a little spanreed I made it out of spren And when it's dry and ready My spanreed I shall pen Oh, spanreed spanreed spanreed, I made it out of spren, And with it I can send texts All the way to Thaylen. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalbusker Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 Oh, Roshar tree, oh Roshar tree, How lovely are thy... Where'd it go? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutellaspren Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 O little town of Luthadel, how still we see thee lie Above thy gates and ashy streets the silent mists go by. Within thy dark walks hideth the everlasting Well, And over in the Cognitive we find our old friend Kel. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draigon Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 (edited) Sung by Lift... Dashing through the drop-deads, On awesome feet like mine. Over the bumps I go, Sliding all the way. Ain't it an awesome thing, Making me more awesome. What fun it is to slide and WHAMM... Wyndle... Drop-dead falls, Drop-dead falls, Drop-deads fall all around. Oh why do I have such bad luck With the knight to whom I'm bound. Edited December 22, 2017 by Draigon Edited to add the chorus. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 Twas the night before middlefest and all through realm nothing was stirring not even larkin, The spheres were hung in cages with great care, unfortunately soon his Lordship Odium would be there. In Shadesmar the spren lay in wait, waiting to be called across the way. Honorspren all dressed in blue and a cryptic without any truths stood at ready for the bond. Across the realms there came a great roar and the spren shot up not wanting to hear more. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalbusker Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 Oh the weather outside's psychotic, and the Stormfather's neurotic, but the heatrial's nice and warm, Let it Storm, let it Storm, let it Storm! 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbonationspren Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 (edited) Oh Shattered Plains, oh Shattered Plains, How lovely are your chasms! They're dark and deep, and full of things: Whatever the next Highstorm brings. Oh Shattered Plains, oh Shattered Plains, How lovely are your chasms! Oh Shattered Plains, oh Shattered Plains, How lovely are your warcamps! They're filled with armies, bearing shards, O'er bridges from the lumberyards. Oh Shattered Plains, oh Shattered Plains, How lovely are your warcamps! Oh Shattered Plains, oh Shattered Plains, How lovely are your Greatshells! They come above the ground to dwell; Then killed for gems inside their shells. Oh Shattered Plains, oh Shattered Plains, How lovely are your Greatshells! Oh Shattered Plains, oh Shattered Plains, How lovely are your Listeners! They fight for life, and don't succumb To the Voidspren of Odium. Oh Shattered Plains, oh Shattered Plains, How lovely are your Listeners! Edited December 21, 2017 by Carbonationspren 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalbusker Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 Mistborn Era 2 Spoilers Spoiler What Shard is this, whose red-gold breath surrounds the world of Harmony? Whose metal strange Lessie deranged while Kel did something shady? It's probably Bavadin, though Hoid knows we might be fooled again! Watch out for Autonomy, for irony's not in her wheelhouse 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 The Way of Kings Has Saved Dalinar (sung to the Tune of We Three Kings of Orient Are): The Way of Kings has saved Dalinar From destroying all of Roshar Man of passion, must refashion The life he has lead thus far O man of wonder, man of might Man of splintered honor's light Radiant leading, voice he's heeding Unite them for the coming fight Born a man, a beast he became Killed his wife with vengeance's flame Bent and broken, words were spoken But that didn't end his shame O man of wonder, man of might Man of splintered honor's light Radiant leading, voice he's heeding Unite them for the coming fight Visions from the god of the sky Showing the old deity die End of nations, Desolations Sorrow the end is nigh O man of wonder, man of might Man of splintered honor's light Radiant leading, voice he's heeding Unite them for the coming fight Pain is his, it's his cross to bare Noahadon has helped get him there Grieving, striving, odium denying The weight he alone must bear. O man of wonder, man of might Man of splintered honor's light Radiant leading, voice he's heeding Unite them for the coming fight Glorious now behold him Ascend All Three Realms his powers transcend Words Accepted, Words Accepted! He is Unity in the end O man of wonder, man of might Man of splintered honor's light Radiant leading, voice he's heeding Unite them for the coming fight 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RShara Posted December 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 Do you think we could persuade Team Sanderson to sing any of these and record it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainier Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 (edited) A Tribute to our favorite Herald, may he rest in peace. Lashing through the sky With a bag of glowing spheres O'er Alethela he flies There is naught to fear He protects us all Glowing with Stormlight Give Honor thanks we have him here A Herald came to fight!Jezrien, Jezrien,We owe you everything.Save us from our enemies Herald, King of Kings. Jezrien, Jezrien,We owe you everything.Save us from our enemies Herald, King of Kings! Edited December 21, 2017 by Rainier 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RShara Posted December 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 Oh Holy Stone, Never will I tread thee. You are the life and the strength of this land. All through our lives, we Shin in reverence hold thee. You are our Truth and our souls feel your worth. Fall on our knees! Oh hear the Shamans speaking! Rejoice, oh rejoice! Oohh Stone! Oh stone divine. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 Sylphrena the ancient daughter was a very merry spren, all dressed in blue she evolves to an higher form. She becomes a blade like honor made though she knows not what its for. She rides the winds and always grins as she flies through the air. She is the child of a shadow of a splinter of a god. Syl made a bond with the bridgeman guard and took up Jez's arms. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalbusker Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 Oh Happy Koloss Head-Munching Day! Though truth be told it's best to stay away. They're big and blue and not very bright, but you're not going to beat them in a fight. Retreat! Retreat! The koloss are here! And any sane man ought to quake with fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbonationspren Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 Singer Carol (to the tune of Sussex Carol) In Everstorms, all Singers sing, To Rhythms new the Voidspren bring; Rhythms of Fury and Malice and Spite, Rhythms helping the Parshmen to fight. The Fused, for sure, are now quite glad They have new bodies to be had. Cognitive Shadows: they're Odium's friends, Putting all Roshar in Parshendi hands. The Parshmen, too, out in the storm, Are now assuming new Voidforms. Forms granting Lashings, and Weavings, and Sight, Voidbindings, fueled with Odium's Voidlight. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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