The Invested Beard Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 I'm bored at work. You will all suffer with me. You know this game. You ask which of two undesirable options the next person to reply would choose. Would you rather eat a cockroach or spend a day in a port-a-potty that hasn't been emptied in a month it's ricked gently back and forth? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainRyan Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 1 hour ago, The Invested Beard said: Would you rather eat a cockroach or spend a day in a port-a-potty that hasn't been emptied in a month it's ricked gently back and forth? I can appreciate a fellow work sufferer. I choose the cockroach. It would not be the weirdest thing I have eaten. Would you rather be alone forever or have your all day, every day being live streamed to Twitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invested Beard Posted October 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 Just now, CaptainRyan said: I can appreciate a fellow work sufferer. I choose the cockroach. It would not be the weirdest thing I have eaten. Would you rather be alone forever or have your all day, every day being live streamed to Twitch? Definitely the Twitch option. Being alone forever is what I imagine hell to be like. Would you rather Step on a lego or shave off your eyebrows? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainRyan Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 30 minutes ago, The Invested Beard said: Being alone forever is what I imagine hell to be like. But with more fire, right? 30 minutes ago, The Invested Beard said: Would you rather Step on a lego or shave off your eyebrows? Lego. I will recover faster... I think. Would you rather lose your sense of taste forever or be deaf for 22 hours a day? (note: neither are affected by leap years because February 29th is magic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormingTexan Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 2 hours ago, CaptainRyan said: But with more fire, right? Lego. I will recover faster... I think. Would you rather lose your sense of taste forever or be deaf for 22 hours a day? (note: neither are affected by leap years because February 29th is magic) Deaf for 22 hours. Would mean my wife can only yell at me for 2 hours a day which would be a vast improvement. Would you rather be a one legged pirate or a one armed Herdazian? Stormlight spoiler Spoiler You are not a squire so your arm will not grow back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kari Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 1 hour ago, StormingTexan said: Deaf for 22 hours. Would mean my wife can only yell at me for 2 hours a day which would be a vast improvement. Would you rather be a one legged pirate or a one armed Herdazian? Stormlight spoiler Reveal hidden contents You are not a squire so your arm will not grow back. One legged herdazian... I meant one legged pirate. Would you rather anger a group of grizzly bears, or slap a chasmfiend (< Would dis be considered a spoiler?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Bruh like, I'd slap that chasmfiend good. So good. Would you rather spend a day inside a storm drain, hunting and eating pickles found in the guck. (Don't worry, I'll make sure you will). Or would you rather spend a day with me, and trust me, the above is worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invested Beard Posted October 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 9 hours ago, Darkness_ said: Bruh like, I'd slap that chasmfiend good. So good. Would you rather spend a day inside a storm drain, hunting and eating pickles found in the guck. (Don't worry, I'll make sure you will). Or would you rather spend a day with me, and trust me, the above is worse. I like pickles, but not sewer pickles. I'd spend a day with you. Would you rather fight a child sized cremling or 50 cremling sized children? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarkitty Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 3 hours ago, The Invested Beard said: I like pickles, but not sewer pickles. I'd spend a day with you. Would you rather fight a child sized cremling or 50 cremling sized children? 50 cremling sized children. Bet I could make them cry. I'm not good at this, so @Kobold King is helping me. Would you rather always feel like you're about to sneeze or have chocolate taste like dog feces forever? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invested Beard Posted October 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Anarkitty said: 50 cremling sized children. Bet I could make them cry. I'm not good at this, so @Kobold King is helping me. Would you rather always feel like you're about to sneeze or have chocolate taste like dog feces forever? I think I could live without chocolate. Feeling like I'd have to sneeze for the rest of my life I'd never get anything done, I'd just tell people "One sec I feel like I gotta sneeze" over and over. Ugh. Would you rather spend a day without all your memories or a lifetime with only one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 54 minutes ago, The Invested Beard said: I think I could live without chocolate. Feeling like I'd have to sneeze for the rest of my life I'd never get anything done, I'd just tell people "One sec I feel like I gotta sneeze" over and over. Ugh. Would you rather spend a day without all your memories or a lifetime with only one? A day, in the long run it would be way better. Would you rather forget every book you ever have/will read, or forget every person you ever have/will meet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 (edited) Forget every book because then I would get read them all for the first time again, which would be glorious. Would you rather personally kill Kelsier or ensure Kaladin's death? Edited October 24, 2017 by Rebecca 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Kill kelsier. I never really liked him. Would you rather be forced to relive cumulative pain of every wound you have ever suffered for all time or permanently become deaf and blind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kari Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Nathrangking said: Kill kelsier. I never really liked him. Would you rather be forced to relive cumulative pain of every wound you have ever suffered for all time or permanently become deaf and blind? Deaf and blind. I do not want to relive 5 head injuries over and over again. Would you rather fight vin or fight lift? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invested Beard Posted October 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Waymaker said: Deaf and blind. I do not want to relive 5 head injuries over and over again. Would you rather fight vin or fight lift? So you're asking how I'd like to die? Lift. At least she'd make jokes at my expense and make me laugh before handing me my butt. Would you rather eat only hot dogs or only spaghetti for the rest of your life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 1 hour ago, The Invested Beard said: So you're asking how I'd like to die? Lift. At least she'd make jokes at my expense and make me laugh before handing me my butt. Would you rather eat only hot dogs or only spaghetti for the rest of your life? Yuck. Spaghetti. Would you rather create a great work of art that is never appreciated until after your death, or an actor who, midway through your career, becomes despised? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 22 minutes ago, Steeldancer said: Yuck. Spaghetti. Would you rather create a great work of art that is never appreciated until after your death, or an actor who, midway through your career, becomes despised? Create unappreciated art. Would you rather spend eternity re living the same day (a la Groundhog Day) or spend eternity living in an endless cycle of Desolations as a Herald (complete with torture in between) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 55 minutes ago, Shqueeves said: Create unappreciated art. Would you rather spend eternity re living the same day (a la Groundhog Day) or spend eternity living in an endless cycle of Desolations as a Herald (complete with torture in between) That's a hard one... probably relive the same day for eternity. I'm assuming it's a good day and not like a day that something terrible happens. I'm also assuming I get to keep my memory's from each day. Would you rather get paid millions to do a job you hate, or get paid almost nothing to do a job you love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 @The Invested BeardOk. What day and we'll see how bad it gets. Oh that's an easy one. Paid almost nothing to do something I love of course. Would you rather die of drinking too much water, or die from not drinking enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penumbra Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 Too much probably. Not enough would take a long time of torture before I went, too much miiight be faster? Depending. Would you rather be stuck on 5 hr train ride with no functioning toilets or on a 5 hr flight with a screaming baby seated behind you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesura Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 Screw the screaming baby, I'll just hold. Would you rather go to prison for 5 years for something you didn't do, or get away with doing something terrible but have to live in fear of being caught? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invested Beard Posted November 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2017 Get away and live in fear. I wouldn't last 5 years in prison. Would you rather lick a slug or kick a porcupine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 Lick a slug, kicking a porcupine might have long lasting effects. Would you rather have to relearn everything you know, or never be able to learn anything new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invested Beard Posted November 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 15 minutes ago, TheVillageIdiot said: Lick a slug, kicking a porcupine might have long lasting effects. Would you rather have to relearn everything you know, or never be able to learn anything new. I'd have to go through some really painful crappy stuff to relearn what I already know and I feel like I'm at a point where I know most of the really important stuff so I would choose the latter. Would you rather have a friendship with your hero or reconcile with your worst enemy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cole Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 3 hours ago, The Invested Beard said: I'd have to go through some really painful crappy stuff to relearn what I already know and I feel like I'm at a point where I know most of the really important stuff so I would choose the latter. Would you rather have a friendship with your hero or reconcile with your worst enemy? Friendship with my hero all the way Would you rather forever have a fever, or forever have a cold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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