Sunbird Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 @Ookla the Noble It's a "footnote." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickbronze Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 Okay but... what's the joke...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 5 hours ago, Ookla the Noble said: Okay but... what's the joke...? It's just a play on pictures 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totally_Not_A_Worldhopper Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 (edited) What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher? Both view time as an abstract concept. Edited December 16, 2017 by Totally_Not_A_Worldhopper 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sami Posted December 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 (edited) I, unfortunately, can relate. ...enough said. Edited March 13, 2018 by Sami 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harp Lady Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 How does one go about posting an image? I'm technologically inept. There's a reason I don't play the theremin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 16 hours ago, The Harp Lady said: How does one go about posting an image? I'm technologically inept. There's a reason I don't play the theremin. When making a post, in the lower right corner above "Submit Reply" there is a button that says "Insert other media". Click on this and you can choose between "Insert existing attachment" or "Insert image from URL". Hope this helps! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harp Lady Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Faceless Mist-Wraith said: When making a post, in the lower right corner above "Submit Reply" there is a button that says "Insert other media". Click on this and you can choose between "Insert existing attachment" or "Insert image from URL". Hope this helps! Thank you. Now if you'd teach me how to play the theremin... Edited January 4, 2018 by The Harp Lady 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolopo Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 On 04.01.2018 at 8:59 PM, Sunbird said: this is pretty good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kureshi Ironclaw Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 Did you hear about the bass player whose timing was so bad he threw himself behind a train? Also, as a guitarist, I'm a big fan of talking about every instrument as if it were a guitar. People pull out cellos and I say, "hey, that's a pretty big guitar." And it's always fun to tell the wind players that they shouldn't blow into a guitar. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 I found this amusing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 Okay, this is terrible but... What type of music is a dragon best at? Scales! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistspren Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 This thread is beautiful. I play clarinet. Whats the difference between a mouse and a clarinet? You can't hear a mouse over the whole band. Whats the difference between an oboe and an onion? Nobody cries when you chop up an oboe. How do you tune two piccolos? Shoot both of them. How many trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. They hold the lightbulb and the room spins around them. How many percussionists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 100. One to hold the lightbulb and 99 to drink until the room spins. What do you call 1000 burnt clarinets? A good start. Whats the difference between a saxophone and a drunk elephant. One bumbles around with no tempo and is louder than a chainsaw, the other is an intoxicated pachyderm. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Forgetful Archivist Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it will take them an hour to check for leaks and alignment. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 (edited) Trombone, the instrument best used for incidental music, and whacking your siblings with, or using it like one of those claw things to pull stuff out from under the couch. When someone asks if the slide clicks into position, i just want to kill them. Edited March 12, 2018 by Quell 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sami Posted March 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 *plays violin piece exceptionally well after hours of panicked gruelling practice the day before* Spectator: "Wow that was so beautiful! That must be such a good violin! How much did it cost?" *glares silently, then turns around and walks away* 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 (edited) When your friend jokes about you throwing your cello offstage, and you visibly wince Edited March 13, 2018 by Snipexe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 @Sami oh my gosh. That is like the musician's version of "Wow, your photos are beautiful! You must have a really great camera!" Because the skill of the photographer/musician has nothing to do with it, apparently. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverTiger Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Hahahah... I play flute. Also, two funny stories from my high school band class: One day, the clarinetist was having issues with her instrument (the problem was actually behind the instrument, though). After she made one particularly bad noise while trying to tune it, the band director said he'd heard a noise like that once. Someone asked, what noise? He replied that once, while backing out of the parking lot, he'd heard that sort of noise coming from behind his car. When he went to go see what had made the noise, he discovered that he'd run over a goose. Once, the band director showed the class an unusual instrument: a piccolo. He then let the 3 flutists try to play it. At some point, we decided to see if we could actually crack glass with our flutes. So I played the highest note I could on the piccolo (a C# an octave higher than normal), while my two friends played the same note on their flutes. It was really high-pitched. And loud. Sadly, we didn't crack the windows. But we did give everyone else ear- and head-aches. And that was the one and only time I have played the piccolo. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both." Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo. Q: What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft? A: A Flat Miner Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher? A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept. Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard? A: So they can park in the handicapped zones. The third one is my favorite. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Meeker Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 (edited) I'll be Bach, you be Beethoven. Anyone like my classical pun? Edited April 1, 2018 by Sahin the Just 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 I don't really get it, but it did give me the idea for this joke! I'll most likely butcher what could've been great, but eh. As the sound of the beautiful Toccata and Fugue in D Minor faded away, the famous composer stood and bowed. The crowd went absolutely wild until the man shushed them. As he walked off the stage he yelled to the crowd. "Don't you worry! I'll be Bach!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 (edited) I am so glad I found this thread. I play violin and I sing. Anyway: Some people say musicals are stupid, because people don't spontaneously burst in to song in real life. Obviously they've never met me. Edited May 7, 2018 by Nerd3.14159265358979 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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