Penumbra Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 Speaking of microwaves ... I once microwaved a spoon. Blue lightning happens if you do that. I do not recommend the experience. I nearly repeated the situation with a fork in the university cafeteria microwave a few years later. I am now carefully monitored by friends when microwaving my lunch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondesu Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Penumbra said: Speaking of microwaves ... I once microwaved a spoon. Blue lightning happens if you do that. I do not recommend the experience. I nearly repeated the situation with a fork in the university cafeteria microwave a few years later. I am now carefully monitored by friends when microwaving my lunch! I accidentally microwaved a spoon in my coffee mug a few weeks ago, but oddly, nothing happened. It wasn’t hot either. I didn’t notice it until I pulled my coffee back out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penumbra Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Jondesu said: I accidentally microwaved a spoon in my coffee mug a few weeks ago, but oddly, nothing happened. It wasn’t hot either. I didn’t notice it until I pulled my coffee back out. Please share the secret to safe metal-microwaving o: im bound to do it again some time ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mestiv Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 Probably depends on the kind of metal the spoon is made of and it's shape. Forks sounds deadly in Microwave. So does aluminium foil and CDs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penumbra Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 6 hours ago, Mestiv said: Probably depends on the kind of metal the spoon is made of and it's shape. Forks sounds deadly in Microwave. So does aluminium foil and CDs I think it was a steel spoon? I realize my microwave just burned steel and got new powers ... hm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer Posted August 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 My brother decided to jump off a moving golf cart. He split his head open. And now has a bunch of staples in his head. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 On 29/08/2017 at 10:27 AM, Flash said: My brother decided to jump off a moving golf cart. He split his head open. And now has a bunch of staples in his head. *blinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draginon Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 On 8/28/2017 at 7:27 PM, Flash said: My brother decided to jump off a moving golf cart. He split his head open. And now has a bunch of staples in his head. Had a teacher do that once. She was just dazed afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modal Seoul Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 One fine day, I, Rodel, was working on an assignment in class. After I finished, I began to read Warbreaker for the infinitieth time. It seemed to be cool with the teacher and all, until he got up, walked to the front of the classroom and said, "<insert name>, you cannot possibly know everything about this class, and if you do, why are you taking it? Put the book away, please." WHAT THE HECK?? I FINISHED THE STUPID ASSIGNMENT! CAN'T I READ?? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD?? $%@# YOU, TEACHER!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draginon Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 Was reading the Random Stuff thread and someone mentioned Korean barbecue and I remembered something really dumb. I had tried kimchi noodles for the first time and I had to sneeze during that. Once I was done my nasal cavity was feeling terrible like there was a fire in there. After a few minutes of that discomforting feeling I needed to blow my nose. Somehow the earlier sneeze caused some of the sauce to go up into my nasal cavity so I had the spices irritating everything. My sinuses felt so clear after that blow so there was one good thing that came of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryshadium90 Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 24 minutes ago, Draginon said: Was reading the Random Stuff thread and someone mentioned Korean barbecue and I remembered something really dumb. I had tried kimchi noodles for the first time and I had to sneeze during that. Once I was done my nasal cavity was feeling terrible like there was a fire in there. After a few minutes of that discomforting feeling I needed to blow my nose. Somehow the earlier sneeze caused some of the sauce to go up into my nasal cavity so I had the spices irritating everything. My sinuses felt so clear after that blow so there was one good thing that came of it. I can relate to nose problems. I was dissecting a frog during Biology in 8th grade, and it had that really strong formaldehyde smell. I had a stuffy nose that day, and leaned in to get a closer look a the frog's innards, and then had to sniff really hard and got a full blast of the stuff that I could almost taste it. I did not have clear sinuses after that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draginon Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 11 hours ago, ryshadium90 said: I can relate to nose problems. I was dissecting a frog during Biology in 8th grade, and it had that really strong formaldehyde smell. I had a stuffy nose that day, and leaned in to get a closer look a the frog's innards, and then had to sniff really hard and got a full blast of the stuff that I could almost taste it. I did not have clear sinuses after that. Ewwww!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 My grandfather was at a Chinese restaurant. His meal came with a side a wasabi. He thought it was guacamole. You can guess what happened. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryshadium90 Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 My mom used to work at a restaurant and forgot to put the almonds on a customer's order. He told her, just to complain, but she took it seriously and brought him a separate bowl of almonds when he had finished. She got some weird looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draginon Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 14 hours ago, Shqueeves said: My grandfather was at a Chinese restaurant. His meal came with a side a wasabi. He thought it was guacamole. You can guess what happened. Happened to a coworker. He didn't do a little bit but a huge spoonful of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammanas Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 16 hours ago, Shqueeves said: My grandfather was at a Chinese restaurant. His meal came with a side a wasabi. He thought it was guacamole. You can guess what happened. I had a friend mistake wasabi for pistachio pudding. I "forgot" to correct his error. Evidently people mistaking wasabi for other foods happens more than one would think. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondesu Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 On 10/7/2017 at 0:28 AM, Ammanas said: I had a friend mistake wasabi for pistachio pudding. I "forgot" to correct his error. Evidently people mistaking wasabi for other foods happens more than one would think. I mistook Wasabi mustard for regular mustard once, but that was more understandable. It wasn't the green Wasabi color, it looked mostly like regular mustard (or maybe a dijon mustard). Not my favorite sandwich ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 When I was younger I once mistook a pitcher of sangria for iced tea and drank the entire thing. Boy was I embarrassed when they got home and I told them that the iced tea tasted funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer Posted November 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 My brother @Lopen'sMissingArm just elbowed his friend and broke his nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariapapadia Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 In my language "parachute" is synonim with whore, easy woman etc. When I was about 8 I had a teacher that my parents didn't really like because she would always be late and not put any effort into teaching. So my mother would constantly talk with her friends, saying that my teacher was a parachute. So insead of doing the reasonable thing and ask my mother what that ment, I went to school and asked my teacher in front of the class : " what is a parachute? because my mom always says you are one". Needles to say, that after that my father was the only one going to parent meetings. I also just turned around once and tripped by .. nothing and just fell on my stomach and slided in front of an entire class of people, jumped into a lake without knowing how to swim, thought myself Spiderman and jumped of a bouldering wall from 2m hurting my leg, tried to ride a bike that I couldn't reach the pedals ( because I'm too short) and bumped & fell into a concrete wall, tried to ski, realised that I was sliding downhill (DUUH!), got scared and threw myself on my back to stop, resulting in a sprained ankle. Safe to say, sports aren't my thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlanetReelo Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 I called one of the senior doctors on my ward 'babe' today. It was literally out of my mouth before I knew it, I said 'babe, would you mind reviewing this chest x-ray...'. Then I awkwardly proceeded to explain that I call my husband 'babe', so it just sort of slipped out. Luckily, my colleague is a pretty sound and funny guy...he'll probably just tease me about it for the rest of my work life. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverTiger Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 Not a specific incident, but still a bit funny. So, I take chorus in school, and I like to hum/sing under my breath songs we are singing in chorus the rest of the day after that class. Problem is, I only ever remember about 2 or 3 lines from a single song each day, so I just repeat them over and over. I sound like a broken record. Literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 On 11/8/2017 at 8:01 AM, Jondesu said: I mistook Wasabi mustard for regular mustard once, but that was more understandable. It wasn't the green Wasabi color, it looked mostly like regular mustard (or maybe a dijon mustard). Not my favorite sandwich ever. My sister-in-law once made her husband (my brother) a turkey sandwich with lots of mayonnaise... Only problem was that she accidentally used horseradish instead. Needless to say he had clear sinuses for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 Last time I got a haircut, I went to sit in the salon chair and stepped on the footrest, and ended up tipping the chair almost completely over because it wasn't bolted to the floor. *Facepalm* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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