Steeldancer Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Unlicensed Hemalurgist said: Warbreaker: Hide contents A man kidnaps a princess, ties her up, and forces her to touch his big black sword. Sounds a little like Princess Bride 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthweaver Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 Szeth: Spoiler Some people call a man a liar, so they force him to be a serial killer as punishment. Stormlight Archives: Spoiler Everyone('s) and their brother dies. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koldun Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Shadows of Self Spoiler The guy who took part in a rebellion to overthrow a guy who did terrible things for a greater good does terrible things for a greater good. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlicensed Hemalurgist Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 Elantris: "Zombies? In MY epic fantasy!? This is where we draw the line!" 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted November 22, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 For all you programmers out there: Elantris Spoiler An entire magic system crashes because of a syntax error. 26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 Taking a page out of Chaos's book... Oathbringer: REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzik Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 Princess bride: A grandpa cheers up his sick grandson. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Budgie Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 Prince of Thorns: Spoiler Edgy McEdgyness the Fourth makes an entire book out of a chess metaphor. Bands of Mourning: Spoiler A shopping trip for some pretty bangles goes awry when two groups both want to buy the same set. Stormlight Archive: Spoiler In a war between some crabs and some mammals, the real winners are the insects. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necessary Eagle Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 Bands of Mourning Spoiler A man claims to be a long-dead, quasi-deific mythic figure from the distant past; in the end, he turns out to be a completely different long-dead, quasi-deific mythic figure from the distant past. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Kholin Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 Spoiler A kid's brother dies, so he turns emo, goes insane, and develops superpowers, saving a guy who has hallucinations occuring exactly with these rainstorms. Based on his hallucinations, they go to the center of an absolutely destroyed wasteland to get slaughtered by these weird crab guys. SA- 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 The Final Empire: Spoiler A guy convinces his friends and a homeless girl to steal the empty vault of god. Then kills himself and blame the others for the theft. The Well of Ascension: Spoiler The homeless girl tries to save the world guided by a guy with a drum. She actually dooms the world but becomes an empress in the process. Warbreaker: Spoiler A girl struggles because she have to give birth to a god's son. The god doesn't know where babies come from so she read him a storybook instead. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 @Ookla the Priest Your summary of Warbreaker is storming hilarious! Bravo! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheridan_rd Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 (edited) Stormlight Archives Spoiler Lighteyes: Spoiler Descendants of mythically bad leaders are still in charge of the people their ancestors betrayed. I think magic swords are involved. Gambling: Spoiler Predicting the future is the work of demons, but the weather is ok. Meanwhile, "demons" can't predict the future but Can predict the weather. Ardents: Spoiler The hand tools of dead demigods are held with revelie; however the holy objects of this legends are used as weapons of war. Safe hand: Spoiler Women 'symbolically maim' themselves because priests during the Dark Age thought left hands were sexy. Edited December 8, 2017 by Sheridan_rd 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmernaut Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 I’m not sure if this has been done before but I thought it’d be funny. So like the title says. Explain a Cosmere plot badly. Inspired by this meme. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKittyOfAtlantis Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 There's already an Explain A Plot Badly thread, which includes Sanderson books and other works of fiction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmernaut Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 @TheKittyOfAtlantis Ah. Thank you for linking me. I’ll head over to browse there now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 OB (no actual spoilers) Spoiler Brandon Sanderson says "Here! Forget your expectations!" And we all stand in shock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 4 hours ago, TheKittyOfAtlantis said: There's already an Explain A Plot Badly thread, which includes Sanderson books and other works of fiction. That is a link to this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKittyOfAtlantis Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Personification said: That is a link to this thread. When I made the post, the person I quoted had created a separate thread for the same thing. The mods seem to have merged the two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 Codex Alera (series) Spoiler The entire human race is almost wiped out because two children went to go pick some mushrooms. (alternate) Spoiler A little boy pricks his thumb, and suddenly it's the end of the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheridan_rd Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Perfect State Spoiler Where everything is made up and the points don't matter. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief Spoiler A boy goes on a long dangerous quest to retrieve a mystical object, only to discover it was in his backpack the whole time. Also, a friend turned enemy tries to kill him with shoes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 The Hero of Ages: Spoiler An atheist priest saves the world by becoming god. The Way of Kings: Spoiler The world is at the edge of extinction, so a guy complains about government, a man gets addicted to VR and a girl eats jam. Words of Radiance: Spoiler A war ends thanks to a bit of rain that wasn't in the forecast. Meanwhile, a guy spends several months deciding whether killing is bad or not and a girl almost gets killed by a stick. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 Perfect State Spoiler So brains are now supposed to have sex and no one knows why? Okeh. Oathbringer [Obvious OB spoilers, watch out] Spoiler I'm warning you, this is a big spoiler. Spoiler When everything is going downhill, a guy makes everything go right by clapping his hands. Bands of Mourning Spoiler When you search everywhere in the store for the perfect jewelry set and it was on display at the main entrance the whole time because you weren't looking hard enough. Snapshot Spoiler If this won't give you cravings for mustard-filled burritos, I don't know what will. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modal Seoul Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 Steven Spielberg: Spoiler Duel: Spoiler "Mom, this truck has been following us for the past five miles." "You're just imagining things, sweetie." "NO, MOM, I'M SERIOUS!" The Sugarland Express: Spoiler Hello, Officer, you're under arrest. Jaws: Spoiler It's all-you-can-eat tonight. Close Encounters of the Third Kind: Spoiler John, we'll have you score the music first, then we'll edit it to the score! Won't that be COOL?? 1941: Spoiler Congratulations, Steven! Never make a comedy again. Raiders of the Lost Ark: Spoiler From the brilliant minds of George Lucas and Steven Spielberg......Han Solo on Earth. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial: Spoiler You're going to love this alien, no matter what he does! (Like getting drunk) The Temple of Doom: Spoiler "Sorry, Steven. This movie's way too whacked up. It needs an R rating." "Whoa, wait, how about we make a new rating, so it only allows thirteen and up? We could call it....PG-13!" "......Sure. That'll work." The Color Purple: Spoiler I won't try this one, or I'll sound racist. Empire of the Sun: Spoiler A young Bruce Wayne's parents have been killed, and he has been imprisoned. This only assures his transformation. The Last Crusade: Spoiler He chose......wisely. Always: Spoiler Ha ha ha ha.......Steven, uhh, I said no comedy stuff. Hook: Spoiler I LOVE THIS MOVIE!! Wait, everybody else doesn't?? What??? Jurassic Park: Spoiler The park goes south because a fat man put embryos into shaving cream. Schindler's List: Spoiler Great film, Steven! Do it again sometime! The Lost World: Jurassic Park: Spoiler How on Earth did you make the San Diego sequence feel like a different movie?? HOW?? Amistad: Spoiler What a great movie!......Ah, dang it, now it's a history lesson. Saving Private Ryan: Spoiler This one's for you, Dad. A.I. Artificial Intelligence: Spoiler It's Stanley Kubrick's brain-child, but Steven just gave it plastic surgery. Minority Report: Spoiler You may not have done anything, but your hand was almost to the cookie jar. Catch Me If You Can: Spoiler Another comedy, Steven? I thought I........Never mind. It's good. The Terminal: Spoiler "This guy's been stuck here forever! He must be a terrorist!" War of the Worlds: Spoiler So.....Tom Cruise killed Tim Robbins because he might've been a threat to his daughter? Munich: Spoiler Wait........Steven directed this? Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: Spoiler YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID NO, STEVEN! JUST SAY NO! The Adventures of Tintin: Spoiler From the creators of Indiana Jones and The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, comes exactly what you would expect from the creators of Indiana Jones and The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. War Horse: Spoiler People love horses! Who wouldn't watch it? Lincoln: Spoiler No words can describe my shock of awe. Bridge of Spies: Spoiler Where's the bridge? All I see is spies. The BFG: Spoiler I'm friendly, but I kidnapped you anyway! The Post: Spoiler John Williams. You gave up scoring Ready Player One to score this? Why? Ready Player One: Spoiler Just warning you, Steven. If it isn't like the book, you're going to make so many people furious. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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