Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 1 hour ago, King Cole said: Taken Quote Nemo with humans *slow clap* Well played. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cole Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Faceless Mist-Wraith said: *slow clap* Well played. Hey, Nemo came first... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Rithmatist Spoiler Boy nerds out about chalk while children are being kidnapped. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asrael Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 WoR Spoiler After surviving a traumatic slave experience through sheer force of optimism, a one armed man becomes a one-arm-and-a-nub man through sheer force of more optimism and determination. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btcannon Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 Stormlight: Spoiler A medical school dropout learns that the real world isn't all that great. He can't even get the tattoo he wants. A forgetful war veteran reluctantly pursues a relationship his brother's widow. He is also Iron Man. A patricidal young woman overcomes the odds to become an accomplished pathological liar. She also joins a cult. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 Steelheart Spoiler An obsessed teen convinces a terrorist cell to let him join by pointing out how predictable they are. Firefight Spoiler An obsessed teen's hormones save thousands by pushing his mentor over the edge of sanity. Calamity Spoiler An obsessed teen destroys a being of chaos and destruction by convincing him that people are innately good. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 Elantris Spoiler After 2 failed marriages, a princess marries a god. Warbreaker Spoiler A princess marries a god who's the strong silent type and her sister learns how to breath on things. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 (edited) Steelheart: Spoiler David goes on and on about guns, then makes you cringe by calling analogies metaphors. Firefight: Spoiler Megan and David flirt a lot. Calamity: Spoiler Prof is salty about his city. Edited September 25, 2017 by Archer Hid potential spoilers 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliax Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 @Archer - might want to spoiler tag those. Great bad explanations, though! (lol at the Prof one... XD) Mistborn Final Empire: Spoiler Girl with trust issues learns to trust from a group of people who make a living out of lying. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 Elantris: Spoiler A girl destroys a kingdom's structure before marrying a magical zombie 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daanan Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 Some really good ones out there, so I'm only going to do a couple. The Emperor's Soul: Spoiler A girl, who is about to be executed for being really good at counting rocks and convincing everything to be something it wasn't, escapes jail by writing a book and carving a couple of rocks. WoK: Spoiler A guy with incredible self-control who chooses to have no control over his life chooses to kill everyone except for the guy who turns out to be murdering a hospital full of innocent people. A really depressed guy is convinced by an apparition not to commit suicide when it gives him the poison he was going to commit suicide with months earlier. A man, convinced he is going mad, decides that now is a good time to hit it off with his dead brother's wife. WoR: Spoiler A girl falls in love with a fashion-obsessed nobleman and his stuck-up bodyguard who killed her brother, joins the cult that is threatening her family and almost killed her, and saves the day by turning her invisible friend into a magical sword-key. A woman who is killed spends the rest of the book being dead until it is announced that she is actually not dead. (Don't let gut wounds and drowning convince you otherwise.) 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btcannon Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 @daanan, your Szeth summary is hysterical. Lots of funny stuff. Well done! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 WoR Spoiler Mystical swords of legend slay rocks and save the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 OathbrinNO SPOILERS YOU FOOL OF A TOOK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modal Seoul Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 Napoleon Dynamite: Spoiler My life. Nacho Libre: Spoiler How did Jack Black get deported? He's not Mexican! School of Rock: Spoiler I'm not a substitute. I've been exploiting your talents for my personal gain. Welcome to the real world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necessary Eagle Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 (edited) On 8/21/2017 at 11:58 PM, Extesian said: The Silmarillion Hide contents Someone plays the wrong note in a symphony. The world sucks for 4000 years. Spoiler Dysfunctional family goes on a trip together. -or- A man's insecurity about his family jewels has unforeseen repercussions. -or- A talented musician quarrels with his band manager, sinks into a spiral of delinquency. And now for some Sanderson ones: WoR Spoiler Odium rains. Edgedancer Spoiler An entire city is complicit in the crime of lying about pancakes. Secret History Spoiler One's a dead Survivor, one's a broken god: together, they fight crime Ruin! Edited September 26, 2017 by Necessary Eagle 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 Mistborn Spoiler A felon teaches an orphan how to throw metal, and she steals jewelry from an old man. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdGen Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 mother! The "Mysterious Stranger" sequence from The Adventures of Mark Twain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 Way of Kings Spoiler A girl switches a broken magic glove for another broken magic glove. An old general tries to get everyone to read a book he really liked. A soldier tries to bridge the gap between himself and the old general. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exalted Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 6 hours ago, Faceless Mist-Wraith said: Way of Kings Hide contents A girl switches a broken magic glove for another broken magic glove. An old general tries to get everyone to read a book he really liked. A soldier tries to bridge the gap between himself and the old general. That last pun is definitely groan-worthy. My compliments to you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliax Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 4 hours ago, Exalted Dungeon Master said: That last pun is definitely groan-worthy. My compliments to you. Somehow I totally missed that pun, wow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modal Seoul Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Pixar: Spoiler Toy Story: Spoiler Quick! Andy's not here! Break his lamp! A Bug's Life: Spoiler Seven Samurai but with bugs. Toy Story 2: Spoiler Quick! Woody's not here! Buzz takes the throne! Monsters, Inc.: Spoiler Hey, Dad, switch rooms with me tonight. Finding Nemo: Spoiler Why are we looking for nobody? The Incredibles: Spoiler "Ooh be doo! I wanna be like yo-ou!" Cars: Spoiler Rocky III with cars. Ratatouille: Spoiler Wait, old Bilbo voiced the short chef?? WUT?? WALL-E: Spoiler Take the trash out, Wilkes! Up: Spoiler HOW DID RUSSELL GET ON CARL'S PORCH!!?? Toy Story 3: Spoiler Quick! Lotso's not here! Time to reenact The Great Escape! Cars 2: Spoiler Who left a bag of burning dog poo on my porch? Brave: Spoiler This is a Pixar film? Monsters University: Spoiler The aftermath of a college hangover. Inside Out: Spoiler I think Practicality should be a must for the emotions. Also, Joy's a butt. The Good Dinosaur: Spoiler A reverse Jurassic Park. Finding Dory: Spoiler Yet another vastly inferior movie in comparison to its predecessor. Cars 3: Spoiler Rocky Balboa with cars. Coco: Spoiler Pixar resorts to plagiarism. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djarskublar Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Mistborn Spoiler A group of heavy metal fans start the quest for immortality AoL Spoiler A guy with an excellent weight management program teams up with a con artist to fight a guy with a taste for gold over a girl. (I guess that's more the character's explained poorly than the plot... oh well) WoK and minor Edgedancer Spoiler Some gross 17 legged crab things stalk some people Warbreaker Spoiler Evil is destroyed and there are scantily clad females Edgedancer Spoiler A girl convinces an old man of his errors after discovering a conspiracy to reduce dietary variety 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 Mistborn Spoiler A man gets revenge on god by starting his own religion. Words of Radiance Spoiler A girl tries to keep a magical, teleporting sword, in a safe. An old general tries to stop some people from singing. A soldier breaks his imaginary friend, fixes her, and then uses her to kill people. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 7 minutes ago, Faceless Mist-Wraith said: Mistborn Reveal hidden contents A man gets revenge on god by starting his own religion. Words of Radiance Reveal hidden contents A girl tries to keep a magical, teleporting sword, in a safe. An old general tries to stop some people from singing. A soldier breaks his imaginary friend, fixes her, and then uses her to kill people. alternatively WoR Spoiler A mind controlled choir brings the apocalypse. An idea dies and then comes back to life. A double murderer gets engaged to to the son of a reformed sociopath. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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