NamelessThirteenth Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 Okay, so we do this thing at school called an insult battle, where we sit and insult each other for a length of time. It is a very fun way to pass the time, and when I read SA and met the King's Wit, I remembered all the fun I have insulting my friends. So I decided to do it on the forums. Then, I thought it would be cool if I kept score or something, so I will try to log in everyday and post scores. Insult anybody, everybody or nobody. The insults don't need to have any specific themes, but if they are Stormlight related you get points for cleverness. Don't fear insulting me (although I think no one can anyway, but we'll see), and try not to be inappropriate (no cussing). The emphasis here is on how clever you are, not on how many bad words you can spout out in one post. Don't take offence at anything we say here. Its not personal and is only fun. Stoke your egos, hone your wits, prepare your words. May the Battle of Wits commence! Or wait, don't say anything. It's better to let someone think you are idiots than to open your mouths and prove it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am Witless Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 You know, I normally would challenge you to a Battle of Wits........................ but I see you are unarmed. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy92 Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 13 minutes ago, I am Witless said: You know, I normally would challenge you to a Battle of Wits........................ but I see you are unarmed. Says the guy who is witless. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 Your witlessness is rather unfortunate. Any more wits and I could see you jumping into a Chasmfeind and saving us all the trouble. (ED reference) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 Why do you call yourself NamelessThirteen? Is it because 17th Sharders find it so difficult to remember your name that you might as well be anonymous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felt Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 Nameless or Witless I couldn't care less, have you ever felt how it is to be betrayed by thirteen Sadeases? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 On 4/9/2017 at 2:04 PM, Felt said: Nameless or Witless I couldn't care less, have you ever felt how it is to be betrayed by thirteen Sadeases? Oh, and just by saying that highprince's name, you have lowered yourself to a position of shame. You are now on the level of the highprince himself, which is is saying something, considering yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 It looks like none of you guys can stay on the topic. I wonder how you managed to get even a single upvote. Oh! I see! You got them all from your introduction post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NamelessThirteenth Posted April 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 On 10/04/2017 at 4:13 AM, Zennix said: Why do you call yourself NamelessThirteen? Is it because 17th Sharders find it so difficult to remember your name that you might as well be anonymous? I call myself NamelessThirteenth because my name carries so much awesome reputation it would blow your mind to know them all. Your name, on the other hand, is so lowly anyone who knew it would immediately be the scum of the earth. And THAT'S why nobody talks to your mum anymore (I thought you might be wondering). Oh, and for the record, I really like how you don't have to put your real face as the profile picture. If you did, I'm certain the Sharders would have left a long time ago (and those are the survivors, I excluded those who died from disgust, those who are in Intensive care, and those who are traumatised). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, NamelessThirteenth said: I call myself NamelessThirteenth because my name carries so much awesome reputation it would blow your mind to know them all. Your name, on the other hand, is so lowly anyone who knew it would immediately be the scum of the earth. And THAT'S why nobody talks to your mum anymore (I thought you might be wondering). Oh, and for the record, I really like how you don't have to put your real face as the profile picture. If you did, I'm certain the Sharders would have left a long time ago (and those are the survivors, I excluded those who died from disgust, those who are in Intensive care, and those who are traumatised). It took you 2 whole days to reply. Were you filling a Zinc metalmind or is that your normal mental speed? Edited April 11, 2017 by Zennix 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 You guys are all witless. A drunk cremling would be more clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 (edited) Hoid wouldn't need his stool to be elevated in this crowd. We all must look up to his lowest humor. Witless and wanting is where this thread wanders. Show us some real wit and end these odorous chull leaving. Edited April 12, 2017 by Calderis 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krandacth Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 Man, you guys keep mimicking each other, calling each other "witless". By Shallan's rules, in fact, many of these insults can't count. Fitting, really. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 @Krandacth thank you for the astute reiteration of my post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krandacth Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 @Calderis Well, sometimes observations need to be made such that their audience understands it. To be fair, I have apparently also failed in this regard, as you seem to think my post a simple reiteration of your own. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 @NamelessThirteenth had to create this thread and become the person at the top part of the thread because that's the only way he can get people to look up to him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 Also, speaking of audiences who understand, this really isnt one. Witless is the only thing you understand. That said, if you want something more advanced, here you go: Your jokes makes Nale look fun by comparision. You make Torol Sadeas appear beautiful, you make Straff Venture seem smart, and you wipe the smile off Kelsiers face. Hoid would never mock you, because it would be too simple for him. Bavadin is scared of the thought of you accidentally worshipping her. If you were in a book, Jasnah would burn it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathon Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 On 4/8/2017 at 7:34 PM, NamelessThirteenth said: Don't fear insulting me (although I think no one can anyway, but we'll see), Your ego is so large it would make urithiru look like a speck of dust 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djarskublar Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 You're all such useless cremlings, not even a Dysian would want you. You are also such an ugly little cremling, you have a face not even your Dysian hivemind can love. Why the long face? I think Wit got this one, you are very dear to him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NamelessThirteenth Posted April 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 On 11/04/2017 at 11:04 PM, Zennix said: It took you 2 whole days to reply. Were you filling a Zinc metalmind or is that your normal mental speed? Okay, I took time because I wanted to put myself in your shoes, to see how it feels. That and internet shutdown. On 13/04/2017 at 4:10 AM, Zennix said: @NamelessThirteenth had to create this thread and become the person at the top part of the thread because that's the only way he can get people to look up to him. Oh and Zennix, you've gained my respect, no matter how little it's worth. You are the ONLY person here that seems to actually have their wits about them (and me of course, but that goes unsaid). BTW, remember how I said I was gonna put points? I decided thats a complete waste of my time. None of you deserve any anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 Airsick Lowlanders. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NamelessThirteenth Posted April 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 On 10/04/2017 at 2:38 AM, I am Witless said: You know, I normally would challenge you to a Battle of Wits........................ but I see you are unarmed. lopan is offended by this statement 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th3Cr00k3dWard3n Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 I came here for a battle of wits, i instead find a bunch of bumbling fools stumbling over each other as they attempt to insult each other. They fail misreably only because their targets are too stupid to realise they are being verbally attacked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Th3Cr00k3dWard3n said: I came here for a battle of wits, i instead find a bunch of bumbling fools stumbling over each other as they attempt to insult each other. They fail misreably only because their targets are too stupid to realise they are being verbally attacked. That's no insult, that's just the truth (about everyone except me). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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