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Nazrilof (A Taylor Swift Parody)


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I got really excited about this and started to put together a music video of it. Picked out a bunch of cosmere fan art for the visuals, then recorded me singing the song to a karaoke track of Shake It Off.... It turns out my man voice doesn't sound good for Khriss or for impersonating Swift. I could do a grumpy Nazh, but that doesn't fit for the whole song. 

So, if anyone wants to volunteer their vocals, consider this your invitation.

As a side note, there seems to be zero fan art of Nazh. Several billion of Kal, Shallan, and Vin. Nearly that many Adolin, Jasnah, and Lift. A decent handful of Vasher, and even one or two of Khriss, Silence, and Sixth of the Dusk. But no Nazrilof that I could find. If you know of any, please point me to it.

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On 3/3/2017 at 3:08 AM, ccstat said:

You say you’re not that tough
Complain you’ve got it rough
But we don’t have enough, mmm-mmm
We still don’t have enough, mmm-mmm

No need to act so gruff
Just one more list of stuff
We still don’t have enough, mmm-mmm
No we don’t have enough, mmm-mmm

This sounds more like my mom when she's taking inventory of the kitchen...

:D:D:D By the by, I was genuinely headbanging my table while reading the chorus and oh my God I heard Taylor Swift singing the words 'cause the Mistings gonna burn, burn, burn, burn and I was having a moment of complete, unabashed lack of self-awareness after that. You just made my day~

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On 3/18/2017 at 4:20 PM, The Technovore said:

This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen (with TLR's version of "You're welcome" taking close second). 

WHERE IS THIS?

Sorry for being a Necromancer, but this is great and I can't find TLR's "You're Welcome".

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On 3/5/2017 at 11:07 AM, Faceless Mist-Wraith said:

Probably more cheerful than people were thinking, but I thought it could be amusing.

The Lord Ruler's "You're Welcome"

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Okay, okay, I see what's happening here
You're face-to-face with greatness and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel, it's pitiful
Well, it's nice to see that skaa never change
Raise your head, let's begin
Yes it's really me, It's Rashek, breathe it in
I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod
When you're staring at a Sliver of God.

What can I say except "you're welcome"?
For the Ashmounts, the koloss, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome
All my enemies are doomed to die!

[Verse 2]
Hey, who pushed Scadrial across the sky,
When you were waddling ye high? This guy
When Ruin escaped the Well, who had built bunkers down below?
You're looking at him, yo!
Oh, also I blotted out the sky, you're welcome
To darken your days and so you don't die
Also, I discovered Hemalurgy, you're welcome
To spike your friends and make them cookies

[Chorus]
So, what can I say except "you're welcome"?
For giving Scadrial some new geography
It's required to pray, you're welcome
It's hard to hide my superiority
You're welcome, you're welcome

[Verse 3]
Well, come to think of it
Child, honestly, I can go on and on
I can explain every natural phenomenon
The plants, the microbes in the ground
Oh, that was Rashek just messing around
I killed Alendi, I took his place
Used the Well, saved the human race
What's the lesson? What is the moral here?
Don't mess with Rashek or you'll disappear
And the bracers here on my arms
Contain the powers that keep me from harm
Look at this world, I made everything happen
Look at my Inquisitors just gleefully hacking
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey

[Chorus]
Well anyway, let me say you're welcome
For the wonderful world you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay you're welcome
Well, come to think of it, you gotta go
Hey, you didn't think to say "you're welcome"
So Inquisitors are going to hunt you down
your execution's today, you're welcome
'Cause Rashek doesn't like to see you frown
You're welcome, you're welcome

 

I've quoted the post for you @Hafrigado. It came from this thread.

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This is really great @ccstat! It fits really well with the music, and the image of serious Khriss singing this to even more serious Nazh is hilarious.

*I received a notification about being quoted in this thread, and I honestly couldn't figure out how I had been quoted in a thread I hadn't even heard of until I checked the page. That was funny.

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6 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

*coughs*

please don't necro threads.

*prepares funeral rites just in case Isaac throws a bolt of art god lightning at Ark* 

Don’t anger the Dragonsteel ones. They will visit fire on your homelands, and the Dragonstorm will come. 

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On 10/1/2019 at 9:05 PM, AonEne said:

*prepares funeral rites just in case Isaac throws a bolt of art god lightning at Ark* 

Don’t anger the Dragonsteel ones. They will visit fire on your homelands, and the Dragonstorm will come. 

Truer words have not ever been spoken

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