Popular Post Herowannabe Posted November 16, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 (edited) LOL this one! On 3/5/2017 at 9:07 AM, Faceless Mist-Wraith said: Probably more cheerful than people were thinking, but I thought it could be amusing. The Lord Ruler's "You're Welcome" Reveal hidden contents Okay, okay, I see what's happening here You're face-to-face with greatness and it's strange You don't even know how you feel, it's pitiful Well, it's nice to see that skaa never change Raise your head, let's begin Yes it's really me, It's Rashek, breathe it in I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod When you're staring at a Sliver of God. What can I say except "you're welcome"? For the Ashmounts, the koloss, the sky Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome All my enemies are doomed to die! [Verse 2] Hey, who pushed Scadrial across the sky, When you were waddling ye high? This guy When Ruin escaped the Well, who had built bunkers down below? You're looking at him, yo! Oh, also I blotted out the sky, you're welcome To darken your days and so you don't die Also, I discovered Hemalurgy, you're welcome To spike your friends and make them cookies [Chorus] So, what can I say except "you're welcome"? For giving Scadrial some new geography It's required to pray, you're welcome It's hard to hide my superiority You're welcome, you're welcome [Verse 3] Well, come to think of it Child, honestly, I can go on and on I can explain every natural phenomenon The plants, the microbes in the ground Oh, that was Rashek just messing around I killed Alendi, I took his place Used the Well's power, saved the human race What's the lesson? What is the moral here? Don't mess with Rashek or he'll make you disappear And the bracers here on my arms Contain the powers that protect me from harm Look at this world, I made everything happen Look at my Inquisitors just gleefully hacking Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey [Chorus] Well anyway, let me say you're welcome For the wonderful world you know Hey, it's okay, it's okay you're welcome Well, come to think of it, you gotta go Hey, you didn't think to say "you're welcome" So Inquisitors are going to hunt you down your execution's today, you're welcome 'Cause Rashek doesn't like to see you frown You're welcome, you're welcome And this one! On 11/6/2017 at 7:46 PM, Personification said: Hi, this is my first (and possibly only) post. I have lurked for quite a while, and I never really intended to post anything, but then I saw this thread, and then I heard "Sound of Silence" by Paul Simon, and, well....... Tada: Warning, Edgedancer spoilers Reveal hidden contents Without further ado, My Awesomeness (to the tune of Sound of Silence): Hello Darkness, my old foe I've come to say let the Stump go Because a Dysian’s many hordelings Just killed your entire following And the stormlight that supplants my hunger pangs Still remains Because of my Awesomeness Quite restlessly I walked alone Narrow streets of crem and stone 'Neath the shadow of an alleyway I turned and hoped the thief would get awayWhen her eyes burned, stabbed by your magical shardWatching was hardShould have used my Awesomeness And in the Everstorm I saw Ten thousand parshmen, maybe more Parshmen talking without speaking Parshmen hearing without listening Parshmen humming songs that humans never share And I was scared But I had my Awesomeness Foolish Nale, you don’t know Voidbinding like a cancer grows Hear my words that I might teach you Take my arms that I might reach you But my words, like silent raindrops fell You just feared my Awesomeness And the parshmen in the storm Took an evil godly form And the Alethi sent out warning That the Everstorm was forming And like fog lifted you saw that the KR were a solution not a bug So we just hugged Storms I love my Awesomeness Dang it, I had things I wanted to get done tonight. Oh well, here goes. "Do you wanna kill some evil?" Spoiler Vasher? Do you wanna kill some evil?Come on let’s go and slay!You never draw me anymoreUnsheath a little more It's like you've gone away-We used to fight off armiesAnd now we're notI wish you would tell me why!-Do you wanna kill some evil?It doesn't have to be some evil.Vasher: Be quiet NightbloodNightblood: Okay, bye...Do you wanna kill some evil?Or cut our way right through some wallsI think executions are overdueI've started talking toThis weird fisher oddball-(You can admire me some more, old Chapps!)It’s best when someone draws me,And I get to kill,Just draining their Breaths away-<humming>Vasher? Please, I know you’re out there,I’ve been asking where Shashara’s beenYou say we killed her, and Arsteel tooBut I’m ignoring you, don’t keep me inWe only have each otherIt's just me and youAnd I guess Vivenna, too...Do you wanna kill some evil? *I can't claim credit for the original idea on this one: that goes to @tecslicer and @Claincy who came up with it in this thread (which has some other great song ideas in it, like Bridge Four signing "He's a bit of a Fixer Upper" to Shallan and Kaladin). Edited November 16, 2017 by Herowannabe 27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 28 minutes ago, Herowannabe said: LOL this one! And this one! Dang it, I had things I wanted to get done tonight. Oh well, here goes. "Do you wanna kill some evil?" Hide contents Vasher? Do you wanna kill some evil?Come on let’s go and slay!You never draw me anymoreUnsheath a little more It's like you've gone away-We used to fight off armiesAnd now we're notI wish you would tell me why!-Do you wanna kill some evil?It doesn't have to be some evil.Vasher: Be quiet NightbloodNightblood: Okay, bye...Do you wanna kill some evil?Or cut our way right through some wallsI think executions are overdueI've started talking toThis weird fisher oddball-(You can admire me some more, old Chapps!)It’s best when someone draws me,And I get to kill,Just draining their Breaths away-<humming>Vasher? Please, I know you’re out there,I’ve been asking where Shashara’s beenYou say we killed her, and Arsteel tooBut I’m ignoring you, don’t keep me inWe only have each otherIt's just me and youAnd I guess Vivenna, too...Do you wanna kill some evil? That was great, and thanks for the positive opinion. I will be back soon with more parodies! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harp Lady Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 Empty Chairs at Empty Tables from Les Mis for Kaladin.... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliax Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 On 11/15/2017 at 8:16 PM, Herowannabe said: LOL this one! And this one! Dang it, I had things I wanted to get done tonight. Oh well, here goes. "Do you wanna kill some evil?" Hide contents Vasher? Do you wanna kill some evil?Come on let’s go and slay!You never draw me anymoreUnsheath a little more It's like you've gone away-We used to fight off armiesAnd now we're notI wish you would tell me why!-Do you wanna kill some evil?It doesn't have to be some evil.Vasher: Be quiet NightbloodNightblood: Okay, bye...Do you wanna kill some evil?Or cut our way right through some wallsI think executions are overdueI've started talking toThis weird fisher oddball-(You can admire me some more, old Chapps!)It’s best when someone draws me,And I get to kill,Just draining their Breaths away-<humming>Vasher? Please, I know you’re out there,I’ve been asking where Shashara’s beenYou say we killed her, and Arsteel tooBut I’m ignoring you, don’t keep me inWe only have each otherIt's just me and youAnd I guess Vivenna, too...Do you wanna kill some evil? *I can't claim credit for the original idea on this one: that goes to @tecslicer and @Claincy who came up with it in this thread (which has some other great song ideas in it, like Bridge Four signing "He's a bit of a Fixer Upper" to Shallan and Kaladin). Oh my goodness, I cracked up so much at this!! XD If someone does "Fixer Upper" with Shalladin I will find a way to hack the Shard and give you 1000 upvotes* *not really because I have no hacking skills but I will at least give you 1 ^^. I might try to do it myself later, haven't heard the song in forever though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 (edited) 22 hours ago, The Harp Lady said: Empty Chairs at Empty Tables from Les Mis for Kaladin.... As requested: Spoiler "Empty Vests and Empty Sandals" (to the tune of "Empty Chairs and Empty Tables") There's a grief that can't be spoken, There's a pain goes on and on. Empty vests and empty sandals, Now my men are dead and gone.… There's a grief that can't be spoken, There's a pain goes on and on. Empty vests and empty sandals, Now my men are dead and gone. Here they ate out of Rock’s stew pot, Here we sat around the flame, Here they had hope for freedom and freedom never came. From the practice in the chasms, They could see themselves reborn, And the sounds of battle ringing, And I can hear them now The very words that they have sung Became their last communion On this lonely bridge crew, at dawn. Oh my men, my men forgive me That I live and you are gone There's a grief that can't be spoken, And there's a pain goes on and on Phantom faces at the doorway, Phantom voices in the storm, Empty vests and empty sandals which my men will wear no more. Oh my men, my men don't ask me What your sacrifice was for Empty vests and empty sandals For Dunny will sing no more. There were actually very few changes to that one. And more requests please, this is fun! Edit: I realized how well this works: With literally ZERO changes.... WARNING! MAJOR OB SPOILERS! Spoiler Carry On My Wayward Son Red=Odium Blue=Dalinar Carry on my wayward son For there'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more Once I rose above the noise and confusion Just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion I was soaring ever higher, but I flew too high Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man Though my mind could think I still was a mad man I hear the voices when I'm dreamin', I can hear them say Carry on my wayward son For there'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more Masquerading as a man with a reason My charade is the event of the season And if I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know On a stormy sea of moving emotion Tossed about I'm like a ship on the ocean I set a course for winds of fortune, but I hear the voices say Carry on my wayward son For there'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more Carry on, you will always remember Carry on, nothing equals the splendor Now your life's no longer empty Surely heaven waits for you Carry on my wayward son For there'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more Edited November 30, 2017 by Personification avoiding double-post. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Herowannabe Posted December 1, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 (edited) On 11/29/2017 at 5:50 PM, Ookla the Short said: Oh my goodness, I cracked up so much at this!! XD If someone does "Fixer Upper" with Shalladin I will find a way to hack the Shard and give you 1000 upvotes* *not really because I have no hacking skills but I will at least give you 1 ^^. I might try to do it myself later, haven't heard the song in forever though. “Fixer upper” was thought up by @Oudeis, if anyone does it it ought to be him, or at least with with his blessing. BUT, here’s a little diddy I’ve been working on for a while. When I first stumbled across this thread my initial thought was “someone really needs to do a parody to the song ‘Gaston’ from Beauty and the Beast.’” Well, now I present to you: ”Lightsong” enjoy Spoiler The scene: Llarimar enters the bed chambers to find Lightsong still in bed, pretending to be sick Llarimar: Colors it grieves me to see you, Lightsong Sitting in bed like a lump Ev’ry priest here’d love to be you, Lightsong So quit acting like such a chump There’s no one in court as admired as you You’re everyone’s favorite god Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you Ev’n if you are kind of odd… No one lays like Lightsong Doubts his faith like Lightsong No one else hears petitions all day like Lightsong But please trust when I say you’re a deity Perfect, a pure paragon! So could you please try to demonstrate piety And perhaps emulate our God King, Susebron? Llarimar and Priests: No one’s sunk as Lightsong In a funk like Lightsong Llarimar: No one tries quite as hard to get drunk as Lightsong Lightsong: I pretend that my wine is intoxicating! Priests: My what a god, that Lightsong! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" Llarimar: Lightsong is the best Always quick with a quip! Priests: No one jests like Lightsong No one rests like Lightsong Llarimar: No one else resists Blushweaver’s breasts like Lightsong! Blushweaver: For there’s no god I’d rather be dating Lightsong: As you see I’ve got charisma to spare Blushweaver: But at times he can be so frustrating Lightsong: That’s right! When it comes to politics I just really don’t care! Priests: No one’s cool as Lightsong Ridicules like Lightsong Lifeblesser: No one makes a god feel like a fool like Lightsong Lightsong: I’m especially good at humiliating! *tosses a reversal sphere over his shoulder* Priests: Five hundred points for Lightsong! Lightsong: When I was alive I did so many things Like juggling and sailing and stuff But since I died I can’t remember a thing And I simply have had quite enough...! Priests: No one’s swell as Lightsong Nonpareil as Lightsong Llarimar: No one gets a guy thrown into jail like Lightsong! Lightsong: I see war scenes in all of my tribute paintings! Priests: My what a god... Lightsong…! Edited December 2, 2017 by Herowannabe 35 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 On 11/29/2017 at 10:45 PM, Personification said: With literally ZERO changes.... WARNING! MAJOR OB SPOILERS! Hide contents Carry On My Wayward Son Red=Odium Blue=Dalinar Carry on my wayward son For there'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more Once I rose above the noise and confusion Just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion I was soaring ever higher, but I flew too high Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man Though my mind could think I still was a mad man I hear the voices when I'm dreamin', I can hear them say Carry on my wayward son For there'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more Masquerading as a man with a reason My charade is the event of the season And if I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know On a stormy sea of moving emotion Tossed about I'm like a ship on the ocean I set a course for winds of fortune, but I hear the voices say Carry on my wayward son For there'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more Carry on, you will always remember Carry on, nothing equals the splendor Now your life's no longer empty Surely heaven waits for you Carry on my wayward son For there'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more I just realized that it also works with Nin and Szeth. And (mistborn spoilers) Spoiler Ruin and Spook or Zane And Endowment and Lightsong 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Herowannabe said: “Fixer upper” was thought up @Oudeis, if anyone does it it ought to be him, or at least with with his blessing. BUT, here’s a little diddy I’ve been working on for a while. When I first stumbled across this thread my initial thought was “someone really needs to do a parody to the song ‘Gaston’ from Beauty and the Beast.’” Well, now I present to you: ”Lightsong” enjoy Reveal hidden contents The scene: Llarimar enters the bed chambers to find Lightsong still in bed, pretending to be sick Llarimar: Colors it grieves me to see you, Lightsong Sitting in bed like a lump Ev’ry priest here’d love to be you, Lightsong So quit acting like such a chump There’s no one in court as admired as you You’re everyone’s favorite god Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you Ev’n if you are kind of odd… No one lays like Lightsong Doubts his faith like Lightsong No one else hears petitions all day like Lightsong But please trust when I say you’re a deity Perfect, a pure paragon! So could you please try to demonstrate piety And perhaps emulate our God King, Susebron? Llarimar and Priests: No one’s sunk as Lightsong In a funk like Lightsong Llarimar: No one tries quite as hard to get drunk as Lightsong Lightsong: I pretend that my wine is intoxicating! Priests: My what a god, that Lightsong! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" Llarimar: Lightsong is the best Always quick with a quip! Priests: No one jests like Lightsong No one rests like Lightsong Llarimar: No one else resists Blushweaver’s breasts like Lightsong! Blushweaver: For there’s no god I’d rather be dating Lightsong: As you see I’ve got charisma to spare Blushweaver: But at times he can be so frustrating Lightsong: That’s right! When it comes to politics I just really don’t care! Priests: No one’s cool as Lightsong Ridicules like Lightsong Lifeblesser: No one makes a god feel like a fool like Lightsong Lightsong: I’m especially good at humiliating! *tosses a reversal sphere over his shoulder* Priests: Five hundred points for Lightsong! Lightsong: When I was alive I did so many things Like juggling and sailing and stuff But since I died I can’t remember a thing And I simply have had quite enough...! Priests: No one’s swell as Lightsong Nonpareil as Lightsong Llarimar: No one gets a guy thrown into jail like Lightsong! Lightsong: I see war scenes in all of my tribute paintings! Priests: My what a god... Lightsong…! @Herowannabe This is hilarious! Great job! Also want to apologize, because I accidentally clicked twice and ended up down voting my up vote. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herowannabe Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 12 minutes ago, Faceless Mist-Wraith said: @Herowannabe This is hilarious! Great job! Also want to apologize, because I accidentally clicked twice and ended up down voting my up vote. Thanks! And if you undo your upvote it will let you re-upvote it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 @Personification I wanted to upvote your post a second time after you edited to add the OB song, so I upvoted one of your other posts in this thread instead. XD Absolutely brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc12 Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 SLIGHT OATHBRINGER SPOILERS!!! I bring you, "I dreamed a dream" by Dalinar Kholin! Spoiler (Set slightly before Dalinar's breakdown in Part 4) A figure stands at the top of Urithiru, staring distantly into the East. “There was a time before the voidbringers…When their rhythms were soft, their envoys inviting. There was a time before he died, when the wars were but games, before the visions… Then it all went wrong” (music plays) A stormwall looms, and Dalinar watches it approach. He begins to sing softly. I dreamed a dream of time to come When hope was gone, with nothing living I dreamed Roshar was doomed to die I dreamed that Honor had been dying He smiles. Then I saw Radiants unafraid When Shardblades glowed, were used and wasted I saw the price that then was paid No heralds left, no radiants staying His voice grew darker. And then Odium come to me With his smile that burned like fire As he tore our hope apart As he turned our dreams to shaaaaaame!!! He shivers, then smiles sadly at a new thought. She spent a summer by my side she filled my days with grace and kindness She took my harshness in her stride But she was gone when Odium came (softly, sadly) And still I dream she'll come to me That my crimes can be forgiven But there are dreams that cannot be And there are Storms we may not weather… The stormwall was almost here. Dalinar stepped back into the shelter, waiting for the stormwall to pass over him. He seems to find new strength with a "But...." I have a dream Roshar can be - United, even though we’re broken!! And even though we’ve far to gooooo All we need is to take that step….. The storm hits. He enters a vision. A cloud of musicspren sigh and disperse 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliax Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 10 hours ago, Herowannabe said: “Fixer upper” was thought up by @Oudeis, if anyone does it it ought to be him, or at least with with his blessing. BUT, here’s a little diddy I’ve been working on for a while. When I first stumbled across this thread my initial thought was “someone really needs to do a parody to the song ‘Gaston’ from Beauty and the Beast.’” Well, now I present to you: ”Lightsong” enjoy Hide contents The scene: Llarimar enters the bed chambers to find Lightsong still in bed, pretending to be sick Llarimar: Colors it grieves me to see you, Lightsong Sitting in bed like a lump Ev’ry priest here’d love to be you, Lightsong So quit acting like such a chump There’s no one in court as admired as you You’re everyone’s favorite god Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you Ev’n if you are kind of odd… No one lays like Lightsong Doubts his faith like Lightsong No one else hears petitions all day like Lightsong But please trust when I say you’re a deity Perfect, a pure paragon! So could you please try to demonstrate piety And perhaps emulate our God King, Susebron? Llarimar and Priests: No one’s sunk as Lightsong In a funk like Lightsong Llarimar: No one tries quite as hard to get drunk as Lightsong Lightsong: I pretend that my wine is intoxicating! Priests: My what a god, that Lightsong! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" Llarimar: Lightsong is the best Always quick with a quip! Priests: No one jests like Lightsong No one rests like Lightsong Llarimar: No one else resists Blushweaver’s breasts like Lightsong! Blushweaver: For there’s no god I’d rather be dating Lightsong: As you see I’ve got charisma to spare Blushweaver: But at times he can be so frustrating Lightsong: That’s right! When it comes to politics I just really don’t care! Priests: No one’s cool as Lightsong Ridicules like Lightsong Lifeblesser: No one makes a god feel like a fool like Lightsong Lightsong: I’m especially good at humiliating! *tosses a reversal sphere over his shoulder* Priests: Five hundred points for Lightsong! Lightsong: When I was alive I did so many things Like juggling and sailing and stuff But since I died I can’t remember a thing And I simply have had quite enough...! Priests: No one’s swell as Lightsong Nonpareil as Lightsong Llarimar: No one gets a guy thrown into jail like Lightsong! Lightsong: I see war scenes in all of my tribute paintings! Priests: My what a god... Lightsong…! OHSTORMSYES Everything about this is absolutely fantastic! XD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harp Lady Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 A lot of the Les Mis songs would work really well for SA. Off the top of my head I can think of: Look Down for the bridgemen Stars for Nale (regarding Lift) Bring him home for Dalinar re Kaladin (possibly this would work better as a modified version for Kelsier re Vin) @Personification, the more i think about it, the more I'd like to see Bring Him Home for Kelsier, if you're interested in doing it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 19 hours ago, Ookla the Healer said: SLIGHT OATHBRINGER SPOILERS!!! I bring you, "I dreamed a dream" by Dalinar Kholin! Hide contents (Set slightly before Dalinar's breakdown in Part 4) A figure stands at the top of Urithiru, staring distantly into the East. “There was a time before the voidbringers…When their rhythms were soft, their envoys inviting. There was a time before he died, when the wars were but games, before the visions… Then it all went wrong” (music plays) A stormwall looms, and Dalinar watches it approach. He begins to sing softly. I dreamed a dream of time to come When hope was gone, with nothing living I dreamed Roshar was doomed to die I dreamed that Honor had been dying He smiles. Then I saw Radiants unafraid When Shardblades glowed, were used and wasted I saw the price that then was paid No heralds left, no radiants staying His voice grew darker. And then Odium come to me With his smile that burned like fire As he tore our hope apart As he turned our dreams to shaaaaaame!!! He shivers, then smiles sadly at a new thought. She spent a summer by my side she filled my days with grace and kindness She took my harshness in her stride But she was gone when Odium came (softly, sadly) And still I dream she'll come to me That my crimes can be forgiven But there are dreams that cannot be And there are Storms we may not weather… The stormwall was almost here. Dalinar stepped back into the shelter, waiting for the stormwall to pass over him. He seems to find new strength with a "But...." I have a dream Roshar can be - United, even though we’re broken!! And even though we’ve far to gooooo All we need is to take that step….. The storm hits. He enters a vision. A cloud of musicspren sigh and disperse That was great! @The Harp Lady, I will try, but I have only read Mistborn once, and it was a few months ago, which is why I've been sticking to Stormlight, which I just reread for Oathbringer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 Never mind @The Harp Lady, I did it. However, I changed the subject to a different character because if I remember correctly the main reason he wanted Marius to live was that Cosette loved him. Behold: Bring Him Home sung (with moderate apathy) by Kelsier Spoiler God on high Hear my prayer Though I doubt You have ever been there He is young He's afraid Let him rest Heaven blessed. Bring him home Bring him home Bring him home. Though I care for him not, you know For Vin he is the only one. The summers die One by one How soon they fly On and on Though I’m not old I will be gone. Bring Vin peace Bring Vin joy She is young He is only a boy Though you take And you give Let him be Let him live If I die I’ll un-die Let him live Bring him home Bring him home Bring him home. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harp Lady Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 @Personification, this is beautiful. I especially love "If I die, I'll un-die" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 (edited) This could use some tweaking, but I give you... "Bridge Down"(performed by Kaladin, Gaz, and The Bridgemen) Spoiler Bridge up, bridge down For the storming lighteyes Bridge up, bridge down, You're here until you die Now your lordship of bridge four Your got strung up But you survived the storm You know what that means. Yes, it means I'm right. No! It’s now my job to make your life a misery To make sure you’re not imitated once you die You’ve made yourself a dangerous man I tried to save my men. Parshendi arrows were bringing death My crew was dying. You will die with them Unless you learn to obey the lighteyes. I know the meaning of those 19 years oppressed by lighteyes Five years you were drafted you’re here because you tried to run Yes, Lordling of Bridge 4. My name is Kaladin And I’m Bridge Sargent Do not forget your place! Do not forget me, Lordling of Bridge 4.Bridge up, bridge downYou'll always be a slaveBridge up, bridge downYou're standing in your grave. Edit: Quote this is beautiful. I especially love "If I die, I'll un-die" Thanks, I thought the sentiment fit better for Kelsier than "Let me die" Edited December 3, 2017 by Personification 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 (edited) @The Harp Lady, As requested (with a little bit of mashed up meter to make it work, unfortunately) "Highspren" (To the tune of "Stars") Spoiler There, out in the darkness A fugitive running Forging a bond Edgedancer without grace Spren be my witness I never shall yield Till we come face to face Till we come face to face She knows her way in the dark Mine is the way of the words Those who follow the path of the highspren Shall have their reward And if they fall As Radiants fell The storms The sword! Highspren In your multitudes Scarce to be counted Filling the darkness With order and light You are the sentinels Silent and sure Keeping watch in the night Keeping watch in the night You know your place in the sky You hold your course and your aim And each in your season Returns and returns And is always the same And if you fall as Radiants fell You fall as blades! And so it must be, and so it is written In our Laws and our Holy Rites That those who falter and those who fall Must pay the price! Ishar let me find her That I may see her Bond Safely dead I will never rest Till then This I swear This I swear by Highspren! Any other requests? Edited December 3, 2017 by Personification 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neithan Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 Someone could definitely pull off a parody of Pink Floyd's rock opera The Wall with the main character replaced with Shallan. She certainly has a lot of bricks.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 Another one with 0 changes Minor Oathbringer Spoilers Spoiler The Ashspren National Anthem (to the tune of "Dust in the Wind") I close my eyes, only for a moment And the moment's gone All my dreams pass before my eyes, a curiosity Dust in the wind… I close my eyes, only for a momentAnd the moment's goneAll my dreams pass before my eyes, a curiosity Dust in the windAll they are is dust in the wind Same old song, just a drop of waterIn an endless seaAll we do crumbles to the groundThough we refuse to see Dust in the windAll we are is dust in the wind Oh, ho, ho Now, don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and skyIt slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy Dust in the windAll we are is dust in the wind [x2] Dust in the windEverything is dust in the wind [x2]The wind 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 On 3/2/2017 at 11:07 AM, Ookla the Melodious said: Waxillium is not throwing away his shot. HAMILTON!!! YESSSSS!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 On 3/2/2017 at 11:48 AM, Haradion Drogon said: Oh there are plenty. Hmm... I feel like is potential with Hamilton and Kelsier. Something with Battle of Yorktown, but for Luthadel? With Vin, Elend, Breeze and Kelsier replacing Lafayette, Mulligan, Laurens and Hamilton respectively? And Hamilton and Kaladin actually. Hurricane for Kaladin maybe? (Sorry for the double post). I am literally crying right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Personification Posted December 3, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 (edited) This one has HUGE OB SPOILERS : Spoiler "You'll Be Back" (Sung by Odium, to the tune of the song with the same title from Hamilton)You say The feel of my Thrill is a feel that you're throwing away You cry For Evi who you killed thoughtlessly when you fell for a lie Why so sad? Remember your feel of enragement, you made the Rift pay Now you're feeling so mad Remember, despite our estrangement, your my man You'll be back, soon you'll see You'll remember you belong to me You'll be back, time will tell You'll have the Thrill that always served you well Highstorms rise, radiants fall And for you that second one is my fault And when push comes to shove You will lead my fully armed battalions feeling the Thrill that you love!Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar Kho lin! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar …You say the Thrill is draining and you can't go on There'll be no one complaining when we are one... And yes, I’ll take a champion 'Cause you're my newest champion My sweet, bloodthirsty champion My loyal, roiled champion Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever… You'll be back like before You will fight my fights and win my war For your love, for your rage You’ll feel the thrill till your dying days When it’s gone, you go mad So don't throw away this thing we had 'Cause when push comes to shove You will kill your friends and family to refind the thrill you loveDa li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar Kho lin!Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal — Everybody! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar Kho lin! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar! Edited December 4, 2017 by Personification 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 (edited) On 3/2/2017 at 11:48 AM, Haradion Drogon said: Hurricane for Kaladin maybe? I was 14 when my brother died, I was holding him, he was bleeding and I was holding him, I couldn't seem to die. I showed this to @Cel earlier. (Who likes Hamilton more than SA. ) She started chasing me. "Why did you have to point that out?!" He he. I'm a great friend. Edited December 5, 2017 by Tesh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 I give you, "City in the Clouds" (To the tune of "Castle on a Cloud" from Les Mis) Minor WoR spoilers: Spoiler There is a city in the clouds I like to sit up there and weep And the stone floors are not holy Not in my city in the clouds… There is a city in the clouds I like to sit up there and weep And the stone floors are not holy Not in my city in the clouds I have to kill people wearing white Hear their screams when I close my eyes They speak though not in words as such they say “Oh Szeth, we hate you very much” I know a place which once was lost I know a place where no one dies Dying at all is not allowed Not in my city in the clouds 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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