Nashan’Elin Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 I read a bunch of these to my friends today... They thought they were pun-derful! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WizzyLizzy Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 (edited) I have found my people. so lately they've been coming out with glass coffins. The future of them remains to be seen. Draw line on the floor. lift that line. now you have yourself a pickup line Everytime I say a pun all my friends groan. So that happens every 10 minutes on average. Edited January 31, 2017 by WizzyLizzy 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondesu Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 I can cut down a tree just by looking at it. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesura Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending. What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exalted Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Caesura said: What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending. I heard a five-minute-long buildup once into "a Khondiss-ending khan dissenting condor-sending condescending con descending", except I'm not doing it justice because it was about twice as long as that. It was amazing. And terrible. But amazing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 You guys want some seriously groan-worthy puns with super complicated buildups? Check out the comic strip Pearls Before Swine. Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Budgie Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 39 minutes ago, Sunbird said: You guys want some seriously groan-worthy puns with super complicated buildups? Check out the comic strip Pearls Before Swine. Reveal hidden contents My math teach did a similar joke the other day when calling the role...there's a boy in our class called 'argen' (actually slightly different, but that's how the teacher pronounced it) and he told him 'not to cry for him.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted February 23, 2017 Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 I confess that I didn't make this, but it made me laugh, so here: A play on this meme: Spoiler 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 (edited) You could say David Charleston has epic research Or some visual puns (spoilered for size): I guess I'm just gimping along with these. Edited February 25, 2017 by Clockwork Photos failed to load correctly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrikerEZ Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 @Clockwork Those first two are funny, but I don't get the last one. It's probably really obvious, but it's late and I'm tired. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 The last one is hard. Few people get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted March 6, 2017 Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 @Clockwork Please explain the third one? The first one was easy and I think I've figured out the second one, but the last still has me baffled... In other news, I started cackling like a madwoman when I saw this: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☫Kelsier☫ Posted March 6, 2017 Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 I have nine pet dogs… But I hope to have TenSoon! 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted March 6, 2017 Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, ☫Kelsier☫ said: I have nine pet dogs… But I hope to have TenSoon! Ah, that was amazing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted March 6, 2017 Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 I have discovered an itch to make Gordon Ramsay memes... So here are two: Spoiler 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted March 6, 2017 Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Sunbird said: I have discovered an itch to make Gordon Ramsay memes... So here are two: Hide contents They were so bad I accidentally down-voted them Last one's a rare medium well done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☫Kelsier☫ Posted March 6, 2017 Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 One does not simply Lie in bed for 'Five Mins' or One does not simply eat 'one' chip 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 On the topic of Gordon Ramsay memes, I saw one one time that said, You sent up so much smoke that Rohan is riding to our aid! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 On 3/6/2017 at 1:36 AM, Sunbird said: @Clockwork Please explain the third one? The first one was easy and I think I've figured out the second one, but the last still has me baffled... A catfish Clockwork and a... Fur-row 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 This joke isn't current. I'm resisting its potential to induct a reaction from me. It's used all it's capacity. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Extesian Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, Clockwork said: Hide contents A catfish Clockwork and a... Fur-row I way overthought the third one. I was trying to connect row 16, hair and 'is hard' to make s'hard 16 rows-hair (Shard 16 is on Roshar). And @Silverblade5, that was pretty exciting. I'm alternating between being direct or charging you with reckless use of an electronic medium. OHMygod Watt have you done. Edited March 9, 2017 by Extesian 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 @ExtesianI have forced the forum to become energized, and sodered a logical chain of events. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Extesian Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 5 minutes ago, Silverblade5 said: @ExtesianI have forced the forum to become energized, and sodered a logical chain of events. I-on to you. I was positive I'd be reVolted but instead I'm impressed with your ability to take a static forum and rAmp it up to something with more potential. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 Just now, Extesian said: I-on to you. I was positive I'd be reVolted but instead I'm impressed with your ability to take a static forum and rAmp it up to something with more potential. Indeed. Charging this forum has been endlessly amusing. I am proud to have conducted this. I had no idea it had the potential to go this farrad 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exalted Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 (edited) 3 hours ago, Silverblade5 said: Indeed. Charging this forum has been endlessly amusing. I am proud to have conducted this. I had no idea it had the potential to go this farrad Behold, the power of electricity jokes. They're a real joule of the pun world. (Yes, I know joules are work, not power, but I couldn't resist it.) Edited March 9, 2017 by Exalted Dungeon Master 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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