marianmi Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 Darkeyes rule Lighteyes! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djarskublar Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 In Soviet Roshar, the Light of gems sucks in YOU! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 In Soviet Roshar, Shardplate poop in you! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 In Soviet Roshar, the bridge carries YOU! In Soviet Roshar, the food soulcasts YOU! In Soviet Roshar, forum post YOU! In Soviet Roshar, cold catches YOU! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasarr Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 In Soviet Roshar, beginner Radiants are hunting down Nale! Also in Soviet Roshar: gemhearts harvest you! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yata Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 In Soviet Roshar Humans are better singer than Listeners 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, you have two cows. You drink some vodka and count them again. You have five cows. The Roshar Mafia shows up and takes however many cows you have. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 In Soviet Roshar the Nightwatcher comes to You!! In Soviet Roshar the truth watches You!! In Soviet Roshar shardblades summon You!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyRioter Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, Artwork scratches Shalash's eyes out. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bort Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, Sadeas likes YOU 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weltall Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 How did I miss this the first time around? Oh well. In Soviet Roshar, Thrill feels you! In Soviet Roshar, Highstorms hide from you! In Soviet Roshar, Gloomspren attract Kaladin! In Soviet Roshar, Grass thinks you are stupid! In Soviet Roshar, there is no Stick! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLerasNosed Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, Stormlight inhale you! In Soviet Roshar, Stick wields Shardfork! In Soviet Roshar, Relu-na lives on top of the Reshi! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arash.F Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 The Flute plays Hoid?! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 In Soviet Roshar this thread is cool. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogelsang Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, gravity lashes you! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 In Soviet Roshar this thread is cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogelsang Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, the Edge Dances you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogelsang Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, Wyndle believes Lift is a void bringer. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, Windle doesn't grow chairs. In Soviet Roshar, Windle is a voidbringer. In Soviet Roshar, Windle hits people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arash.F Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 Vasher (Zahel) always wears trendy suits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varenus Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, Ghostbloods infiltrate YOU. In Soviet Roshar, Oaths say YOU. In Soviet Roshar, Rhythms attune YOU. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lu-tze Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 56 minutes ago, Varenus said: In Soviet Roshar, Oaths say YOU. Perhaps 'Oaths break YOU' ? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totally_Not_A_Worldhopper Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 On 2/5/2018 at 11:32 PM, lu-tze said: Perhaps 'Oaths break YOU' ? This is the most terrifying thing I've ever read on this site. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungah Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, chouta eats The Lopen. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thinking Herald Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 In soviet Roshar, Odium is Dalinar’s Champion. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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