Baine Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 How does a Windrunner punish misbehaving squires? 40 Lashes! I'm a terrible person, aren't I? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yezrien Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 This thread has attracted a powerful Odiumspren -- probably one of the Punmade. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baine Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 Why couldn't Sylphrena walk? She Sprenned her ankle! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondesu Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Baine said: Why couldn't Sylphrena walk? She Sprenned her ankle! That earned a legitimate eye roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Yezrien Posted January 30, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 If you graph the learning curve for a new Surgebinder, would the slope of that graph be... The Knight's Gradient? 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krandacth Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 How did the amorous nocturnal chicken start it's letter to Hoid? "To Wit, to woo..." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jofwu Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 Why did the Alethi merchant not accept Odium's payment? He used a voided check! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletSabre Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 I actually made myself facepalm with this one.... but.... Why do certain people love to ship Kaladin and Shallan? Because we're in posession of a depression repression obsession. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unodus Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 don' you mean we have an obsession for possession repression depression? :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yezrien Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 (edited) Have you guys been to Darbucks? It's a great new coffee shop in Sesemalex Dar. The Makabakappuccino is great. But the Sesemalexpresso's a little weak, so I wouldn't recommend an Alethicano. And whatever you do, do not order... the crem caramel. (And on Roshar, it actually is spelled with an X.) Edited February 9, 2017 by Belzedar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmosowner Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 What did kaladin say to syl when she was acting crazy? stop being so sylly why did the axehound cross the bridge? to get to the other side What do you do if you and your roommates use the same razor? a shareblade What do one armed herdazians and stick have in common? they both stick on walls 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jofwu Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 3 hours ago, Gizmosowner said: What do one armed herdazians and stick have in common? they both stick on walls The world needs more one-armed Herdazian jokes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormyQueen Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 What did Nale say when he recruited Szeth? Naled it 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmosowner Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 2 hours ago, CalypsoDreaming said: What did Nale say when he recruited Szeth? Naled it Just like he used stick to nale lopens missing arm to a wall, I think nale was the beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmosowner Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 Maybe stick kept saying "i am stick" as a way to keep him from thinking of himself as the nale that created one armed herdazian jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletSabre Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 What will Lift do if she gets strong enough to lift a Shardhammer? Hit the Nale on the head. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormyQueen Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 JasNAH? I think you meanJasYES! DaliNAR? I think you mean DaliYES! NAvani? I think you mean YESvani! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmosowner Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 Howabout yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isla_Vezrian Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 What do you call a lighteyes's dawnshard? A Dahnshard 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Why can't the Windrunners and the Skybreakers stand each other? Because if you put them together you get the Windbreakers! 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondesu Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Elenion said: Why can't the Windrunners and the Skybreakers stand each other? Because if you put them together you get the Windbreakers! Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemalurgic Headshot Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Two heads are better than one, Two eyes are better than one, Two coins are better than one, So is a two-armed Herdazian better than a one-armed Herdazian? Wrong. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flynn Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 (edited) What did the cinema employee say when you were late to the Bourne Identity? "You missed Bourne" My light is partially blocked by my bookshelf, and it's caused Shadows of Shelf What do you call bands that play music at funerals? The Bands of Mourning What do you call a Led Zeppelin album that got dropped in the ocean? The Lost Metal Edited April 12, 2017 by Flynn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djarskublar Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 What do you call a stagnant pool of stormwater with cremlings in it? Dabbid. That might have been a stretch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant_Jaeger Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 Why did the Parshendi call in sick They got KHOLIN cancer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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