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Have you guys been to Darbucks? It's a great new coffee shop in Sesemalex Dar.

The Makabakappuccino is great. But the Sesemalexpresso's a little weak, so I wouldn't recommend an Alethicano. And whatever you do, do not order... the crem caramel.

(And on Roshar, it actually is spelled with an X.)

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What did kaladin say to syl when she was acting crazy?

stop being so sylly 

why did the axehound cross the bridge?

to get to the other side

What do you do if you and your roommates use the same razor?

a shareblade 

What do one armed herdazians and stick have in common?

they both stick on walls

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What did the cinema employee say when you were late to the Bourne Identity? "You missed Bourne"

My light is partially blocked by my bookshelf, and it's caused Shadows of Shelf

What do you call bands that play music at funerals? The Bands of Mourning

What do you call a Led Zeppelin album that got dropped in the ocean? The Lost Metal

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