CaptainRyan Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 As I pondered the significance of why water fountains are always near bathrooms I had a small epiphany. When my wife and I have children I believe I will answer many of their questions with a simple acronym: LAFO - live and find out. Perhaps I will also print out some LAFO cards for the really good questions! Also, GAFO - google and find out will be used from time to time as well I think. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxal Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 Might be a while before you are able to use you LAFO/GAFO cards because while why is answered by because it automatically triggers yet another "Why?" It is a never ending loop "Why?" "Because" "Why?" "Because" "Why?" "Because" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainRyan Posted May 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 Might be a while before you are able to use you LAFO/GAFO cards because while why is answered by because it automatically triggers yet another "Why?" It is a never ending loop "Why?" "Because" "Why?" "Because" "Why?" "Because" Crap. Well, hopefully before then I learn how to spike myself with Feruchemical tin so that I can just store hearing while that loop cycles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxal Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 Crap. Well, hopefully before then I learn how to spike myself with Feruchemical tin so that I can just store hearing while that loop cycles! It won't work They have piercing voices They will find you, no matter where you try to hide It is impossible to escape the dreaded "Why?" And it starts at an annoyingly young age, years before they can even think of reading it for themselves Even if you could gain Feruchemical, they will still find a way to you Beware 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 Maybe if you tried tapping away your hearing with tin and storing your breath in an article of clothing to diminish your senses that extra fraction you would have better luck? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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