Master Elodin Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 (edited) Hello, students, and welcome to the Arcanum. We arcanists are generous, and by joining you will receive a gram that protects you not only from sympathy but also any hemalurgic reactions you might have. We here at the Arcanum have many services to offer from alchemy to, if you need it, malfeasance. Titles of E'lir, Re'lar and El'the will be given determined upon your contributions to the Arcanum. We are always in need of new students in all areas. At the Arcanum we also pride ourselves on the number of spikes we have, as they cannot hurt us. We are looking to install a root beer bar as well, so no complaints. Caution: Hoid lives behind the Doors of Stone, and he's sleeping. Don't wake him up. Member List Master_Elodin: Arcanum Founder and Closer of the Doors of Stone. ChickenPlague: First Arcanum member, allergic to grams Edited March 14, 2016 by Master_Elodin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenPlague Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 Well.. I'd like to join, but keep that gram away from me. I'm pretty sure half of these spikes are there to keep me alive. Anyway what's my fee? Am I gonna need to sell some gold wire? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 is this "Ars Arcanum"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Elodin Posted March 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 (edited) Well.. I'd like to join, but keep that gram away from me. I'm pretty sure half of these spikes are there to keep me alive. Anyway what's my fee? Am I gonna need to sell some gold wire? You, my friend, get in free, as you are our first student. Don't worry, the gram only prevents "adverse effects", but if you must, we will not give one to you.is this "Ars Arcanum"? No. It's a reference to a book called the Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss. You should read it and then join for protection from spikes! Edited March 11, 2016 by Master_Elodin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Elodin Posted March 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 Root beer bar is now installed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 I am here to serve Root Beer to any who wish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonko the Sane Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 (edited) Can the mad Necromancer Sev Resterford join your guild? He got kicked out of the other Arcanum for inhuman levels of brutality. Edited April 8, 2016 by Wonko the Sane 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Elodin Posted April 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 Sure, welcome in! We've heard great things about you, Necromancer. How about you come to the Crockery over here for just a second.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSilverDragon Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 Star Thief came bouncing down the dirt road that led to the front entrance of the Arcanum, happily whistling a nameless tune. She steeped up to the front door and banged the metal knocker as hard as she could down onto the wooden doors. "Hello, is this where the magic is?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Elodin Posted April 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 (edited) Hello Auri- I mean Star Thief. This is indeed where the magic is. Edited April 10, 2016 by Master Elodin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSilverDragon Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 All the magic? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Elodin Posted April 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 You cannot steal the magic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSilverDragon Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 But why? It's not like any one is using it at the moment, and it's right there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Elodin Posted April 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 If you steal the magic, you'll end up like poor Rincewind here, with Bel-Shamaroth chasing you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSilverDragon Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Bel-Shamorth sounds like a nice guy, can I meet him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Elodin Posted April 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Yeah, just say the number that is between 7 and 9. You know, twice four. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSilverDragon Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Um, 8? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Elodin Posted April 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 (edited) Well now you're dead. *hears eldritch wind* *sees eldritch monster* *screams eldritch scream* Ok, Auri/Star Thief. I need you to imagine a rosebud. There is a light, pulsing in the edge of the rosebud. You are the rosebud. Open yourself to the light. Open yourself to saidar. Now kill the monster, without any spoilers for the scenes beyond page 232 of the 4th book. Edited April 12, 2016 by Master Elodin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustbringer12 Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 I would Like to join. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoolofwhool Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 The real question though, is: Can I have a gram made from a hemalurgic spike? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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