ZeldaDad Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 Anyone ever think about how kandra skeletons are reminiscent of hermit crab shells? But... in reverse. That's really all I came here to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 I want to see a kandra imitate a chull speaking in refined gentleman accent all eloquent-like. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeldaDad Posted February 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 I want to see a kandra imitate a chull speaking in refined gentleman accent all eloquent-like. I second that motion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theuntaintedchild Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 (edited) I want to see a kandra imitate a chull speaking in refined gentleman accent all eloquent-like. "I dare say, my dear man, could we possibly take a brief pause. Pulling this infernal wagon has upset my bad hip. And as I always say a chull with a bad hip is like a parshman with an uncivil tongue." *guffaw*. Edited February 9, 2016 by theuntaintedchild 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NovaSeeker Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 (edited) theuntaintedchild: Great. Now I can't think of anything but a chull in a tophat and monocle. Shut up and take my upvote. EDIT: It has a big bushy walrus-like mustache too. Edited February 9, 2016 by NovaSeeker 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoidhunter Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 (edited) I think we figured out how Wit can get his "100 chasmfiends marching in unison singing odes to my glory!" (hopefully with monicles, tophats, and bushy mustaches...add twirling canes like some old stage dance routine for good measure...) ..."Hello my baby! Hello my honey! Hello my ragtime gal!" also...take my upvotes...this is hilarious... ...by the way...have either of you read any Brian Jacques? Edited February 10, 2016 by hoidhunter 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theuntaintedchild Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 I think we figured out how Wit can get his "100 chasmfiends marching in unison singing odes to my glory!" (hopefully with monicles, tophats, and bushy mustaches...add twirling canes like some old stage dance routine for good measure...) ..."Hello my baby! Hello my honey! Hello my ragtime gal!" also...take my upvotes...this is hilarious... ...by the way...have either of you read any Brian Jacques? I have not read Brian Jacques. I've got a couple of the Redwall books in my library but I've a bad habit of buying far more books than I can possibly have the time to read. I'll get around to them eventually. Thanks for the up vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NovaSeeker Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 I have not heard of him. What's he about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 he is along similar lines of the lion, the witch and the wardrobe. he writes young adult fantasy, with anthropomorphized beings ranging from foxes, to mice, to badgers and bunnies. It is in a medieval setting, and if i recall correctly there is no direct magic though there is a hereafter and a sense of a deity. Though it has literally been ages since I read one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoidhunter Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 Yeah...they're on par with your typical medieval adventure book (no real magic) only all of the characters are woodland creatures native to England. All of the good guys are mice, moles, hedgehogs, otters, hares, squirrels, badgers, etc...all of the bad guys are rats, stoats, foxes, lizards, etc... ...The reason I brought it up...each species of animal tends to have an accent or style of speech...and the chull monologue listed above sounds exactly like one of Brian Jacques' hares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 Riiiiiight, I remember the hares! Wasn't there an expression or word they used all the time? Storms, I am blanking on it right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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