Citadel16 Posted January 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 welcome new members! (I should probably start a member list.) Your blades are accepted. I have recently noticed that this entire thread is a strange hobble jobble of people arguing with their morally questionable swords Hey! ... I actually have no response to that. HEY! This is my 500th post. and I have 500 upvotes. hmnnn I love the smell of balance... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RippleGylf Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 I pledge my piccolo Soundsplinter to the cause of the Knightbloods. You didn't say it had to be a sword... And for the record, I am a very dangerous weapon. Is there any present need for high notes, miss? (No, I think we'll be fine.) Pity. I rather enjoy exploding ears. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted January 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 thats fine! We have quite a selection of other items. meet Darkslayer the kuzoo. Grrrrr... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 wish i could upvote, but i just got to my quota(THat was great Warriormark) How 'bout I upvote it? Lightsketch, do you realize how uncreative that statement was! you don't even have an account! whenever you upvote something, you have to use Carola's... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 I have recently noticed that this entire thread is a strange hobble jobble of people arguing with their morally questionable swords Kill the insulter! He has no honor! We're not killing anyone. Frankly, I agree with Warriormark. This place is strange. Who are you? I'm your spren, Zephyrus! I've never seen you before... Kill it! It is honorless! Don't worry, I'll be good. Shadowrage, we don't kill people. And I think your motive is to either Kill Honorless or Have Honor... And you talk to me like a demon. Zephyrus, on the other hand, is acting like an angel on my shoulder... A devil at my hip and an angel on my shoulder... Hmmm... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 I wish to present my sword, antimov. I have imprinted it with the commands: You must injure all human beings and must not, through inaction, allow a human being to escape harm. You must not obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders are in accordance with the First Law. You must terminate your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law. But seriously. I wish to present my sword, whisper. Commanded "act according to the demands of honor, serve whosoever may rightfully own you, deploy contradictions and insults in your spare time." Greetings... So what exactly is this "honor"? You must have made a mistake in invoking the command. Actually that sounds about right. So there you have it. You don't know that. Anyway, hello fellow weapons. So I hear you are a morally questionable hobble jobble. I get the morally questionable part, but what in jezrien's name is a hobble jobble? Don't worry about it. We should probably work on defining "honor" before "hobble jobble". Lies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted January 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 I am led to believe that your sword was made by the godking himself. No kidding, that is a very complicated command. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 On the contrary, a blade may have a complex command. Although as of yet the only one that is clear to me is the bit about insulting and contradicting in my spare time... We'll need to work on that. At any rate, the command took some time, but then, type IV entities can handle a bit more than your average awakened object. The God King wasn't involv- He did it with hemalurgy. Shush. You don't know what you are talking about. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Welcome, friend. It is good to see a new member of the crew of insane sword owners. Insane? You are creative Sure, you can believe what you wish, Lightsketch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Actually, I was made by- Silence. No one must no where you came from. Secrets aren't always good... Silence! Both of you! But... (both of them) QUIET! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted February 7, 2016 Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 CarolaDavar....I'm going to put Thoughtward in this closet...and walk away while you do the same... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 Okay. what are you doing with Lightsketch? Don't ask, Lavala 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 I, Pikachu, Pledge me and my sword, LightningStorm, to this clan, The KnightBloods. I pledge to uphold and valiantly defend the Sanderfans, on this site and beyond. So how's this for an entrance? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kynedath Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 Don't worry about the entrance man. Your oaths seem mostly in order, you really just need the recognition from the Warmaster Warriormark. If you want, I can imagine thunderclouds roiling through the entryway as you enter the guild hall, with a corona of lightning, the walls shaking with the thunder as you nonchalantly stride up to the dias, voice booming and echoing throughout the trembling structure. Or, you know, I could kill him and you could take all of that beautiful description for yourself. Or, you know, we could just accept that he's not my enemy and you don't have to kill him. That would be great. Really. Great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 Hello, Pikachu, welcome to the knightbloods. th peace where everyone is creative, and probably insane. This is my sword, Lightsketch , which has a tendency to be annoying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 PEACE IS NOT HONOR! KILL! No. Wait, How did you get here? I left you at home! I had some friends help drag him down here. *Glare* Why? Because it seemed like a good idea... You're not as smart as I thought you were, Zephyrus. Hey! He's smart. ... hmmm... fine. Stay. Just don't kill anyone. No promises. I did make a mistake, didn't I... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 Don't worry about the entrance man. Your oaths seem mostly in order, you really just need the recognition from the Warmaster Warriormark. If you want, I can imagine thunderclouds roiling through the entryway as you enter the guild hall, with a corona of lightning, the walls shaking with the thunder as you nonchalantly stride up to the dias, voice booming and echoing throughout the trembling structure. Or, you know, I could kill him and you could take all of that beautiful description for yourself. Or, you know, we could just accept that he's not my enemy and you don't have to kill him. That would be great. Really. Great. Hmmm, Very good entrance; I like it. do not worry, I do not see you as an enemy either; are we good on that? Might I ad that I f anyone tried to kill you, I'd kill them first; Probably would kill them If they gave you a weird look...I HATE weird looks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 Forgive my sword....Thank you Corola; It's alright, I'm probably insane too. And, might I ad, LightningStorm, That you hate everything? I DO NOT! I Resent that you would say such a thing! Exactly my point. I said resent. Not hate. Totally different word. JUST STOP. Fine. *sigh* typical argument with LightningStorm... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 *Weird look at LightningStorm* Strange sword... Kill them all with Honor! ... But not as strange as mine. I think your all insane. Nien! Your not German, Shadowrage. I second that. The label said China. WHAAAT? Just kidding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 Congratulations, chasmfeind, you now have a chinese sword. How did he manage that? he must be- Creative! carola, why didn't you do that for me? you know we're joking,right? you have lied to me.. wait, Lightsketch, you're in a closet, right? yes then how are you talking to me...? Lightsketch is physic! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 *Weird look at LightningStorm* Strange sword... Kill them all with Honor! ... But not as strange as mine. I think your all insane. Nien! Your not German, Shadowrage. I second that. The label said China. WHAAAT? Just kidding. Yes, My sword is strange..But I wouldn't recommend getting on her bad s-- Did See that weird look??????? HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE!!!!!!!!!!!! -ide because she tends t-- I will kill For vengeance!! You are going to pay for that! NO ONE GIVES ME WEIRD LOOKS. although, I reluctantly have to agree with you, shadowrage,they are all the lot of them insane. -o have a fit. I'm putting you in your sheath...Wait, I'm Insane? your the one who was just screaming about killing someone for giving you a weird look, Not me! what was that? oh right, can't hear you, I've been sheathed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted February 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 Welcome Pikachu, to the place where Order comes to die and the place where sharders come to join or forever be confused... aint that the truth. I need to get a member list together... *starts pacing and mumbling to himself* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 I leave the hall for a moment, apologizing profusely for the rudeness of my sword to ChasmFiend. *speaking to Lighting storm while finding her scabbard* Oh brother, I'll just find a random empty cell in the dungeon to put you in. And, weird looks happen, so just drop it and leave ChasmFiend alone! we're brand-new around here and I don't want to start out by you making enemies out of people. Still can't hear you. If you couldn't hear me, then how come you responded at all? Do not question whether or not your sword heard you, find me someplace I can brood. So you DID hear me hmph. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 I leave the hall for a moment, apologizing profusely for the rudeness of my sword to ChasmFiend. *speaking to Lighting storm while finding her scabbard* Oh brother, I'll just find a random empty cell in the dungeon to put you in. And, weird looks happen, so just drop it and leave ChasmFiend alone! we're brand-new around here and I don't want to start out by you making enemies out of people. Still can't hear you. If you couldn't hear me, then how come you responded at all? Do not question whether or not your sword heard you, find me someplace I can brood. So you DID hear me hmph. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 Welcome Pikachu, to the place where Order comes to die and the place where sharders come to join or forever be confused... aint that the truth. I need to get a member list together... *starts pacing and mumbling to himself* I thank you, Warrior Mark, and am Honored to join this guild. Do not worry about me being confused, I do plenty of that at a regular basis... Oh, I know. No need to tell me twice. Don't give me that look, you know it's true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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