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Mistborn Jokes

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Soothing is the easiest Allomantic ability to master. Most would say it's a Breeze

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On 12/1/2015 at 10:16 PM, Oversleep said:

Irony Pulled me into this thread.

Really I was pulled in by the ironeye...s

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On 9/1/2016 at 1:54 PM, bleeder said:

I dole out puns with no regard to race, sex, religion, or socioeconomic status. I'm a rusting saint, I am.

Okay, Wane

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Me: ya know what they say. The tide Waxes and Waynes

You: i totally Mist the point of that joke

Me: yeah, you need to be Sparker to understand

You: nah, i was born for the Thug life

BAHDOOM CHEeee

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What did the Mistborn say to Jon Snow?

"Steel yourself. Winter is coming."

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Shame Marasi wasted her education and joined the constabulary.  She could have been alloyer.

The most malleable Allomantic metal?  Bendalloy.

Why do they call him Wax Dawnshot?  He has the Bands of Morning.

Forgetting where you put your Coppermind?  Nope, still not irony.

Shame TenSoon kept that wolfhound body.  With hands instead of paws, he's a great artist, he really kandra!

Did you hear about that army that attacked Elend Venture?  It was a total koloss.

Of course everyone uses two at a time, they're called "dualing canes."

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A Feruchemist's favorite ride at the amusement park?  The Terris Wheel.

The wedding of Lord Waxilium Ladrian and Lady Steris Harms?  I heard it went swimmingly.

Sazed's favorite kind of music?  Two-Part Harmony.

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