Stormgate Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 I was storing in duralumin when my internet connection went down. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcoss Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 (edited) Possible titles for the future SF Mistborn series: Mist Wars: A new Metal Mist Wars: The Final Empire Strikes Back Mist Wars: Return Of The Mistborn Mist Wars: Adonalsium Awakens Edited April 14, 2016 by Arcoss 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vissy Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Mist Wars: Mist Wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Mist Wars: Mist Wars. Mist Wars: Koloss Wars. It fits perfectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Possible titles for the future SF Mistborn series: Mist Wars: A new Metal Mist Wars: The Final Empire Strikes Back Mist Wars: Return Of The Mistborn Mist Wars: Adonalsium Awakens now we know what the scifi series is going to be called... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoidhunter Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 Marsh was going to stab an aluminum gnat with an aluminum can...but didn't because it was pointless... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle of the Forest Path Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 Actually, I don't think any inquisitor can see the point of an aluminium spike... 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eccentric Hero Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 (edited) I made this. Edit: I wanted to clarify. I made the meme, not the drawing. I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote "I made this." Edited May 27, 2016 by Eccentric Hero 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rellar Posted June 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 On 4/16/2016 at 11:13 AM, Eccentric Hero said: I made this. Reveal hidden contents Edit: I wanted to clarify. I made the meme, not the drawing. I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote "I made this." this is important 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vissy Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 What did the Lurcher tell to the Coinshot thief? - Don't Steel my stuff. *The previous joke was not found funny. The writer shall pay for his crimes.* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcoss Posted July 6, 2016 Report Share Posted July 6, 2016 What would Vin's brother be called if he was a Tineye? Reen-Tin-Tin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormyQueen Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 (edited) I met Breeze the the other day. It was a soothing experience. Edited July 9, 2016 by CalypsoDreaming 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 Why aren't copper mistings allowed on BYU campus? Because there's no smoking. [groan] 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeshadow227 Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 ...I just thought of an Undertale/Mistborn joke...someone send in the Pinnacle... Tapping your Electrummind fills you with DETERMINATION. ..that wasn't funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin in Burgundy Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 (edited) I tried to grab some Preservation but I Mist. I thought about being an Inquisitor. I didn't see the point. What do you call a fat, tyrannical king? Lard Ruler When shall I make another bad Mistborn joke? Ten...Soon. (I should be pun-ished. I'm very sorry) Edited July 20, 2016 by Assassin in Burgundy 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rellar Posted July 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 (edited) 17 hours ago, Assassin in Burgundy said: I tried to grab some Preservation but I Mist. I thought about being an Inquisitor. I didn't see the point. What do you call a fat, tyrannical king? Lard Ruler When shall I make another bad Mistborn joke? Ten...Soon. (I should be pun-ished. I'm very sorry) I don't get it, I think I mist the joke. (this picture is very important) Edited July 20, 2016 by Rellar 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 (edited) On 2/10/2016 at 10:08 AM, TheLerasNosed said: Why does Kelsier hate the Joker? He really wants to know how he got those scars I would make a remark about Kaladin but this is mistborn... Why was it so difficult to put mile's crew in prison? Because they keep vanishing. People used to call Marsh ironeyes because of his stare... And then he got made into an inquisitor. Oh the irony! I hope these jokes make sense... I wouldn't want you to have mist the point. EDIT: You beat me to it Rellar! Edited July 26, 2016 by Drake Marshall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 What do you get when a metalmind-laden Keeper hikes a mountain during a storm? A lightning rod. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin in Burgundy Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 I took a test on Soothing. It was a Breeze. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stick. Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 What if Kelsier was an atium misting? He'd be KelSEER I know....it's lame 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 What's a pewterarm's favorite food? Ham. What do you call it when a steel-burning sniper searches for his boss? A crack-shot coinshot looking for a big-shot. Can I hire a Kandra for you? ForeSeur! Looking for some Lerasium beads? Sorry, I already Atium. Why did Clubs get in trouble with his wife? He was Smoking in the house. Didn't like my jokes? I guess I really Ruined them. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asasasyn in White Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Where do Ati live? On the Attic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeshadow227 Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 What did Elend Venture say to Vin when she asked for money? "Alright, Elend you some boxings." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 What happened after zinc was given to the public? Rioting in the streets! Why did the Gnat wear wrinkle-free shirts? Because he couldn't Iron them. What do Pewterarms always brag about? They say that the Thug life chose them. Why was the savant coinshot arrested? He couldn't stop steeling! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormyQueen Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 Did you hear about that mistborn Straff's got? Yeah, he's in-Zane (Shakes head in horror at the bad pun) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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