Popular Post Rellar Posted December 1, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) What would Wax's roughs nickname be if he was a Tineye? Ear Wax (I'll go kill myself now.) Edited December 1, 2015 by Shotgunsalesman 33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 what does ruin say when preservation kills someone with the mists? you mist. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaeggs Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Please. Just...please. No. Anything but this. Kwaan you please stop. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rellar Posted December 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 Please. Just...please. No. Anything but this. Kwaan you please stop. Oh no you Kalididn't! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Oversleep Posted December 2, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 (edited) Irony Pulled me into this thread.So. Why Ati wasn't invited to parties? Because his Intent always was to Ruin them. Edited December 2, 2015 by Oversleep 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 Why did Wax go to the party uninvited? He's a Crasher. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Plaeggs Posted December 2, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 What would you call a fight between two coinshots?A boxing match. 39 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Eagle of the Forest Path Posted December 2, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 (edited) A koloss walks into a bar, the bartender asks: "Why so blue?" Why did the kandra hesitate to take a dog's body? -It gave him paws. Tineyes are funny, but it's a slow burn. Edited December 2, 2015 by EagleOfTheForestPath 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 Wayne walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." "Who?" Wayne asked. "We don't serve Metalborn." The resulting conversation resulted in the bartender becoming a monk and Wayne getting a lot of whiskey. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rellar Posted January 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 (edited) They say Lessie's mood really Waxed and Wayned. Edited January 7, 2016 by Shotgunsalesman 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Why didn't the Scadrian speak in High Imperial?He found it to be Spook-y 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stormgate Posted January 7, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 I had an awesome joke about copperminds, but I forgot it. 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightGradient Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 (Please note I actually really enjoy puns the rest of my post is pure fiction and sorry if I insulted anyone)I've been steeling myself to read through this, and boy did I laugh my brass off. The thread has a few more jokes we need to iron out, but I zinc it's going in a great direction. Although reading this left me a little Sazed, and many parts were far from Breezy. But overall, the mettle of these puns comes down to the audience, and I hope we can Vinish what we started. 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 We're giving this post all the jokes we can throw atium! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 (Please note I actually really enjoy puns the rest of my post is pure fiction and sorry if I insulted anyone) I've been steeling myself to read through this, and boy did I laugh my brass off. The thread has a few more jokes we need to iron out, but I zinc it's going in a great direction. Although reading this left me a little Sazed, and many parts were far from Breezy. But overall, the mettle of these puns comes down to the audience, and I hope we can Vinish what we started. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle of the Forest Path Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Since Wax fought 'Hundredlives' on top of a moving train, it went on for several miles. Copper? I hardly even know 'er! Lifecoach says: 'Be true to yourself.' Aluminum ferring responds: 'I want my money back.' 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoidhunter Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 (edited) Why are all the Rosharian chicks into Parshendi guys? They're really good listeners. EDIT: I realize after posting that this is "mistborn jokes"...not cosmere jokes... UUUMMM...What was Keilser's favorite network reality show...hint "outwit, outplay, outlast." Survivor...I'm sorry... Edited January 7, 2016 by hoidhunter 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 I invested a lot of time in a joke about nicrosil metalminds. A Hemalurgist walked into a bar. The Hemalurgist said,"Rust and Ruin, wrong way," and then walked into the bar spike-first. Now here's an awesome joke: One time, Wayne was completely serious for an entire day. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightGradient Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Rust and Ruin can I steel this picture? My mom always told me to Lerask permission before using something. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Yeah, sure, I just meme'd Knight Gradient's post using memegenerator. So it's not like I actually gave a lot of effort to create it. Go ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rellar Posted January 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 (edited) Who is Wax's favorite Mistborn character? Vindication Edited January 8, 2016 by Shotgunsalesman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle of the Forest Path Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Who is Wayne's favorite Mistborn character? ...Wayne... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 Wayne reportedly got a copy of Alloy of Law. After finishing the novel, Wayne examined his life and concluded he acted like an idiot way too much, so he tried making sense. And that is how Adonalsium shattered. Because Wayne. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoidhunter Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 What do Lyras and Shallan have in common??? ...preserves... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightGradient Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 What do Lyras and Shallan have in common??? ...preserves... Now you see, that's the funny thing. Technically, both of their preserves were Ruined(badum tssss) by an outside force. Of course, said outside force was eventually destroyed by something it had made, so maybe there's more to it than meets the Tineye 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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