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Mistborn Jokes

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what does ruin say when preservation kills someone with the mists?

you mist.

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Please. Just...please. No. Anything but this. Kwaan you please stop.

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Please. Just...please. No. Anything but this. Kwaan you please stop.

Oh no you Kalididn't!

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Irony Pulled me into this thread.

So. Why Ati wasn't invited to parties? Because his Intent always was to Ruin them.
 

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Why did Wax go to the party uninvited? He's a Crasher.

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Wayne walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."

"Who?" Wayne asked.

"We don't serve Metalborn."

The resulting conversation resulted in the bartender becoming a monk and Wayne getting a lot of whiskey.

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They say Lessie's mood really Waxed and Wayned.

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Why didn't the Scadrian speak in High Imperial?
He found it to be Spook-y

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I had an awesome joke about copperminds, but I forgot it.

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(Please note I actually really enjoy puns the rest of my post is pure fiction and sorry if I insulted anyone)

I've been steeling myself to read through this, and boy did I laugh my brass off. The thread has a few more jokes we need to iron out, but I zinc it's going in a great direction. Although reading this left me a little Sazed, and many parts were far from Breezy. But overall, the mettle of these puns comes down to the audience, and I hope we can Vinish what we started.

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We're giving this post all the jokes we can throw atium!

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(Please note I actually really enjoy puns the rest of my post is pure fiction and sorry if I insulted anyone)

I've been steeling myself to read through this, and boy did I laugh my brass off. The thread has a few more jokes we need to iron out, but I zinc it's going in a great direction. Although reading this left me a little Sazed, and many parts were far from Breezy. But overall, the mettle of these puns comes down to the audience, and I hope we can Vinish what we started.

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Since Wax fought 'Hundredlives' on top of a moving train, it went on for several miles.

 

Copper? I hardly even know 'er!

 

Lifecoach says: 'Be true to yourself.'

Aluminum ferring responds: 'I want my money back.'

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Why are all the Rosharian chicks into Parshendi guys?   They're really good listeners.

 

EDIT: I realize after posting that this is "mistborn jokes"...not cosmere jokes...

 

UUUMMM...What was Keilser's favorite network reality show...hint "outwit, outplay, outlast."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Survivor...I'm sorry...

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I invested a lot of time in a joke about nicrosil metalminds.

A Hemalurgist walked into a bar. The Hemalurgist said,"Rust and Ruin, wrong way," and then walked into the bar spike-first.

Now here's an awesome joke:

One time, Wayne was completely serious for an entire day.

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Rust and Ruin can I steel this picture? My mom always told me to Lerask permission before using something.

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Yeah, sure, I just meme'd Knight Gradient's post using memegenerator. So it's not like I actually gave a lot of effort to create it. Go ahead.

 

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Who is Wax's favorite Mistborn character? Vindication

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Wayne reportedly got a copy of Alloy of Law. After finishing the novel, Wayne examined his life and concluded he acted like an idiot way too much, so he tried making sense. And that is how Adonalsium shattered.

Because Wayne.

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What do Lyras and Shallan have in common???

 

...preserves...

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What do Lyras and Shallan have in common???

 

...preserves...

Now you see, that's the funny thing. Technically, both of their preserves were Ruined(badum tssss) by an outside force. Of course, said outside force was eventually destroyed by something it had made, so maybe there's more to it than meets the Tineye

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