Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[A Budgie]

You get the scream (of adorableness, not pain...for now) of a thousand tourists!
*inserts chocolate hot cross bun*

[Hemalurgic Headshot]

You get a young child trying her hardest to play "Hot Cross Buns" on the recorder. I suggest you cover your ears.

*inserts patella*

[Darkness Ascendant]

*from the deep pits of 'Straya, a dark new evil has risen*

*inserts a jackalope*

[StrikerEZ]

You get a conspiracy covering up every fairy tale and/or legendary creature!

*inserts triangle*

 

[Hemalurgic Headshot]

You get a rhombotangle! (none of you will ever get the reference, but I will silently smile)

*inserts SPACESHIP!!!!*

[StrikerEZ]

"WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP, IN OUR FAVORITE ROCKETSHIP!"

*inserts baby dragon*

[Darkness Ascendant]

*you get fired!*

*inserts a rainbow bridge*

[Hemalurgic Headshot]

You get a rainbow road!

*inserts Spocktopus (an octopus that looks like Spock*

[CarolaDavar]

You live long and prosper

*inserts Nintendo Switch*

[Darkness Ascendant]

Your eyes brim with tears as you part with your beloved Nintendo Switch. 

*The machine feels sorry for you, and returns the Nintendo Switch*

*inserts a troll*

[Zennix]

You get a starving Chasmfiend. 

*Inserts Cremling claws*

[A Budgie]

You get Lobster Dinner for Two (with Chips!)
*inserts wool*

[StrikerEZ]

All you need is wood to make a bed!

*inserts wood*

[Darkness Ascendant]

*you get sore knuckles*

*inserts Deadpool's chimichanga recipe* 

[Zennix]

You get baby Groot. 

*Inserts Infinity Stone*

(Realizes what I've done. Destroys the vending machine to recover my stone) 

*Inserts crowbar instead*

[Darkness Ascendant]

The wreckage known as the vending machine accepts the crowbar through a broken window. I decide to call Bill the Janitor, who comes at my beckoning and repairs the vending machine, two strokes of his hammer, a gift from Odin himself.

Mended, it spits out a sign saying "You are a chull @Zennix"

*inserts bubblegum*

Edited March 26, 2017 by Darkness Ascendant

[StrikerEZ]

The vending machine clogs, and Bill the Janitor returns to fix it again. The vending machine and Bill look at you angrily.

*inserts tomato*

[A Budgie]

You get some pesto, accompanied by a bad italian accent.
*inserts 2001*

[Sunbird]

You get some epic theme music.

*inserts Mars*

[Darkness Ascendant]

*you get a fun fact!*

Mars is red! It is a planet!

*inserts "The Roman" *

[A Budgie]

You get my history teacher! Understandably, she's rather confused.
*inserts bookmark*

[Zennix]

You get a Leprechaun. 

*Inserts eyepatch*

[Darkness Ascendant]

*you get sent to a world called Batmanland, so next time you can catch references (:P)*

*inserts a peanut*

[Hemalurgic Headshot]

You get allergic!

*inserts scheme of rhymers*

[StrikerEZ]

You get a list of timers.

*inserts dubstep*