Farnsworth Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 Why did Szeth fall down? He was kicked in the shin Why did Szeth fall down again? He sprened his ankle Why did he fall down a third time? He got kicked in the Urithtiru 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin in Burgundy Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 Oooooh I got a joke David Charleston made a good metaphor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightRadiant Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 (edited) What do you get if Shallan marries Adolin? A semi-Kholin. Edited December 5, 2016 by KnightRadiant autocorrect. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windrunner19 Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 On 9/20/2015 at 8:28 PM, Zathoth said: Pick up lines: Are you a brass compunder? Because you are hot. Are you tapping chromium? Because you are lucky to meet me. Do you want to see passion spren? Are you rioting my attraction? Q: What is the difference between a chasm fiend and Sadeas? A: One is an evil, murderous insect, the other one is Sadeas. No, you have to say, "One is an evil, murderous insect, and the other is a chasm fiend." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 On 10/24/2016 at 7:07 PM, Figberts said: Q: Where in the Cosmere do you go to hear good music? A: Scadrial, because Preservation and Ruin make great Harmony. Are you sure about that? Last I checked, all they knew how to play was skaa music. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfa Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Firerust said: Are you sure about that? Last I checked, all they knew how to play was skaa music. Well, I heard especially Augurs were good at Heavy Metal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 18 hours ago, Firerust said: Are you sure about that? Last I checked, all they knew how to play was skaa music. *groans* That was both the best and worst pun I've seen all day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ILuvHats Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Knock knock. Who's there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne you're stuck in the middle of a god-forsaken frozen wasteland, trying to outrun an evil organization trying to obtain a fabled artifact granting incredible powers, and all you can think about is where you're hat blew off to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon314 Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Why did Shallan stop the wagons? She was out of Gaz 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Why did Kaladin have to stop jumping? Because he sprent his ankle 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just another guyn Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 (edited) WoB: what does a radiant wear to a party? A vest. He loves to be invested. why can't Wayne wield the bands of mourning? He sleeps in. whats dalinar's favorite joke? Elohkar. how do you ruin a good joke? Take his wit away. Then the king is witless. What do you call what do you call a sanderson fan's sanity? Dead. Edited May 19, 2017 by Just another guyn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn radiant Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 On 28/10/2015 at 1:23 AM, thegatorgirl00 said: On 21/9/2015 at 5:58 AM, Morzathoth said: Pick up lines: Are you a brass compunder? Because you are hot. Are you tapping chromium? Because you are lucky to meet me. Do you want to see passion spren? Are you rioting my attraction? You must be a strong Rithmatic line because your shape is perfect. Are you stormlight? Because you make my heart race. Are you burning iron? Because you pull me right to you. You are more precious to me than atium was to kelsier. When you left me, the heartbreak was enough to make me an allomancer. Are you a returned and am I your sacrifice? because you take my breath away. My love to you only waxes, never wanes. Is you heart metal? Cuz no matter how hard I try, I can't awaken it to like me. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn radiant Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 What is a korathi's favorite pizza joint? DOMInos. which cosmere god knows where you ate your pizza? DOMINOS. (Domi knows) what part of domi would a cannibalistic god find the most tasty? domiNOS (Domi's nose) 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Enna Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 18 hours ago, Reborn radiant said: What is a korathi's favorite pizza joint? DOMInos. which cosmere god knows where you ate your pizza? DOMINOS. (Domi knows) what part of domi would a cannibalistic god find the most tasty? domiNOS (Domi's nose) You got mileage out of that one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Extesian Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 19 hours ago, Reborn radiant said: What is a korathi's favorite pizza joint? DOMInos. which cosmere god knows where you ate your pizza? DOMINOS. (Domi knows) what part of domi would a cannibalistic god find the most tasty? domiNOS (Domi's nose) Delivered right to your Dor 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrikerEZ Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 (edited) If you want your room to look nice, you've got to have the right Dahkor. Edited May 26, 2017 by StrikerEZ 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 Okay, this one's just awful, but here goes: What is Waxillium Ladrian's least favorite Egyptian God? Set. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn radiant Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 On 26/5/2017 at 7:01 AM, Brightness Enna said: You got mileage out of that one okay now this gives me another idea. When miles hundredlives achieves a goal, you could say he reached a MILEstone Why is miles very productive? Cuz his MILEage is very good. What is best exercise for miles? Miles running miles to work on mills, setting a new milestone every day, increasing his mileage with a sMILE on his face :') (PS: Even I can see this is dumb, but hell this is the only place I can post this ) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 You remember this: On 10/17/2015 at 3:04 PM, Rider of Storms said: Hey, did you see Vasher? Who Zahel you talking about? Now get ready for the sequel! Now with Oathbringer spoilers! Spoiler "Hey, did you hear that Vivenna was in Oathbringer?" "Oh really? Are y'azure?" (Are you sure) I'll go slam the car door on my finger now! 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 Q: Why did the cover on the mass market paperback copy of Hero of Ages look so torn up? A: Because it was ruined. (Seriously, those mass market paperbacks get destroyed. I keep having to buy the same books in hardcover just so they look better on my bookshelf) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 Nale was falling around when he noticed a small figure nearby. “Oh, hi spren!” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Enna Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Credit to my friend who is, as of yet, not a member of 17th shard. WoR spoiler. "One day I might tell a joke so bad storms might go the wrong way. Puns are everlasting." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roseplate Posted April 23, 2020 Report Share Posted April 23, 2020 On 9/21/2015 at 0:28 AM, Zathoth said: Pick up lines: Are you a brass compunder? Because you are hot. Are you tapping chromium? Because you are lucky to meet me. Do you want to see passion spren? Are you rioting my attraction? Q: What is the difference between a chasm fiend and Sadeas? A: One is an evil, murderous insect, the other one is Sadeas. also a compliment: you're as beautiful as a clearmark and as precious as an emerald broam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 Grandpa shin man: I am the toothless of Shinovar! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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