Farnsworth Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 (edited) Presenting day 12 of The Emperor's Meme (day 4 was short so I included it in the earlier one) Spoiler Shai forges the table Gaotona thinks she isn't focusing on the emperor enough Shai sees that Gaotona is not impressed Gaotona doesn't like her explanation How I feel when Shai is explaining about the three realms Gaotona's response Shai gives Gaotona advice on how to keep the emperor's death secret. Edited May 29, 2017 by Figberts 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 (edited) Here's day 17 of The Emperor's Meme! Enjoy! Spoiler Shai works on the emperor, and discovers that he is very complicated and confusing. She discovers most of this by reading his journal. While she is working in her room she is visited by Frava, who criticizes her slowness. Frava openly makes a request to Shai Shai is is mad at Frava because... And because Shai then discovers that they may be planning to kill her after she is done. Day 30 coming soon! Edited May 29, 2017 by Figberts 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 @Figberts I thoroughly enjoyed reading through those XD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 Always my pleasure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 Could these get linked to the Sanderson memes page? These are all great, and I think that they could get some more exposure of they got linked from this thread to the Sanderson memes thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 (edited) Day 30 of The Emperor's Meme! Enjoy! Spoiler Shai fixes the stained glass window in her room Shai makes an observation about soulstamps Gaotona volunteers to be the test subject (don't ask me why I imagine him this way) I love Shai! Gaotona learns about forgery The stamp takes! Gaotona behaves as the emperor would have Gaotona gives some interesting insight on Ashravan Shai comes to a realization about Gaotona Shai reveals something to Gaotona Gaotona is not pleased Day 42 coming soon! Edited May 29, 2017 by Figberts 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 And now its back to obsessively reading @TwiLyghtSansSparkles's memes to see just how the Mother of Memes makes such superb memes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted March 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 8 minutes ago, Figberts said: And now its back to obsessively reading @TwiLyghtSansSparkles's memes to see just how the Mother of Memes makes such superb memes. Thanks. Mostly I just go with my first, most random and bizarre thought. Or, when in doubt, I add a pug. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 *analyzing analyzing analyzing* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 12 hours ago, Figberts said: *analyzing analyzing analyzing* *answer* *more pugs needed* activate meme subroutine CANINIS MAXIMUS 314 RESTATION ALL *PUG* ASSETS to PRIORITY 10 INTERFACE DIRRECT ALL PRIORITY INTERFACE ASSETS TO COUNTER VALUSPA THREAT *boredom* stop stop stop! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 (edited) Day 42 has arrived! Spoiler Shai is extremely proud of being a forger. Did I mention that she is awesome? She describes the human psyche is extremely poetic terms, and sounds kind of like an old sage She gives more sage wisdom Shai makes an odd decision that while idealistic, leaves me rather baffled. Shai discovers something that makes her happy Shai formulates a plot to escape Day 58 coming soon! Edited May 30, 2017 by Figberts 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 (edited) *ANALYSIS-D{42}* *[/meme subroutine CANINUS MAXIMUS]* =analysis= [meme subroutine CANINUS MAXIMUS] effective *VOLUSPA* class threats eliminated by {98%} =/analysis= <creation/ meme routine TEM> +THREAT ANALYSIS+ *YUMORISTICHESKIY* class assets casualties up {35%} since completion of |meme operation PAMYAT| directed by meme (super) (hyper) routines ({MA}) #MoL# #AoM# <AvML (-tWoM-) (-MoR-)> |[creation{activation} meme operation VSPLECK MEMA]| |direct all available (meme) assets to meme operation VSPLECK MEMA| <activate: meme (SUPER) routines: #AoM# <AvML> #MEMEBREAKER# <SfSiFoM> <SotM> #MEMETRIS# <AvMB> <AvMC> <AvSM> <A:TDM> #M: MoA# #M: HoM# #THE MEMEMATIST# <MEMEGION> <M:SM> #SoM# #MoM# {alternate} #BoM# > |direct all active meme (SUPER) (hyper) routines, <meme routine TEM> <meme routine AvML> <meme routine AvMB> <meme routine AvMC> <meme routine AvSM> <meme routine A:TDM> #meme SUPER routine MEMEBREAKER# #meme SUPER routine AoM# <meme routine SfSiFoM> #meme SUPER routine M: MoA# #meme SUPER routine M: HoM# #meme SUPER routine THE MEMEMATIST# <meme routine MEMEGION> <meme routine M:SM> #meme SUPER routine SoM# #meme SUPER routine MoM# to meme operation VSPLECK MEMA| |ACTIVATE: meme operation VSPLECK MEMA| |VSPLECK MEMA {command} (TARGET ALL *YUMORISTICHESKIY* class assets) ACTIVATE ALL VSPLECK MEMA- DIRECTED MEME (sub) (super) (hyper) ROUTINES TO BOLSTER TARGET (*YUMORISTICHESKIY* class assets)| *PREPARE FOR-ANALYSIS-D{58}* *PREPARE MEME ASSETs FOR REACTIVATION OF MEME HYPER ROUTINE ({MA}) AND (-HYPER ROUTINE MEMEBRINGER-) stop stop stop! Edited March 29, 2017 by Secrets 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 (edited) Day 58 Spoiler Shai improves her room, and Frava is annoyed Shai explains why she did it Shai gets annoyed at Frava's whining Frava is such a grump Zu really hates Shai (Fluttershai, I guess) Frava takes Shai's work Edited May 29, 2017 by Figberts 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 *ANALYSIS-D{58}* [/meme routine TEM] =analysis= *QUENTIAM* class assets DIMINISHING {logic} *QUENTIAM* class assets only available counter to *VOLUSPA* class threats *QUENTIAM* class assets must be directed towards use of <meme routine TEM> -{activation} *QUETIAM* class protocol UVELICHENIYE MEMOV to increase *QUENTIAM* class assets of <meme routine TEM>- =/analysis= -*QUETIAM* class protocol UVELICHENIYE MEMOV- {activate} ACTIVATE <meme routine TEM> PROTOCOLS protocol D{59} protocol D{70} protocol D{76} protocol D{85} protocol D{97} protocol D{98} protocol D{101} {activate} ACTIVATE <meme routine TEM> PROTOCOLS stop stop stop! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 59 minutes ago, Figberts said: Day 58 Shai improves her room, and Frava is annoyed Shai explains why she did it 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 6 hours ago, Secrets said: *ANALYSIS-D{58}* [/meme routine TEM] =analysis= *QUENTIAM* class assets DIMINISHING {logic} *QUENTIAM* class assets only available counter to *VOLUSPA* class threats *QUENTIAM* class assets must be directed towards use of <meme routine TEM> -{activation} *QUETIAM* class protocol UVELICHENIYE MEMOV to increase *QUENTIAM* class assets of <meme routine TEM>- =/analysis= -*QUETIAM* class protocol UVELICHENIYE MEMOV- {activate} ACTIVATE <meme routine TEM> PROTOCOLS protocol D{59} protocol D{70} protocol D{76} protocol D{85} protocol D{97} protocol D{98} protocol D{101} {activate} ACTIVATE <meme routine TEM> PROTOCOLS stop stop stop! Okay, I am becoming a tad worried about @Secrets. You okay there, buddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 9 hours ago, Figberts said: Okay, I am becoming a tad worried about @Secrets. You okay there, buddy? Yes, its just a sort of joke to me, relating to some old stuff. I'm just having fun with these. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 (edited) Day 59 Spoiler Shai can't sleep because Frava has her book and is taking it to the backup forger. The guards are sympathetic Shai makes a realization Frava comes Ned back with the book, and Shai sees that she will live. Shai tries to explain forgery to Gaotona Gaotona figures something out Day 76 coming soon! Edited May 29, 2017 by Figberts 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 (edited) Day 76 Spoiler Shai misses an escape opportunity The bloodsealer is is mad at Shai because he thinks she will use her sorcery on his wife/lover (not really sure witch) back at home. Shai us is annoyed at this Shai Ari offers up some wisdom about how implausible things can be beautiful Gaotona and Shai discuss wall emotions Gaotons looks at Shai's soulstamps and discovers something Day 85 coming soon! Edited May 29, 2017 by Figberts 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 (edited) Day 85. Enjoy! Spoiler Shai wakes up shocked, realizing she forgot something Shai makes a long escape plan that seems difficult The guards see the letter that Shai pretends to be written by the bloodsealer. They are very angry. Shai is amused that the soldiers fall for it Shai faces a dilema Zu attacks Edited May 29, 2017 by Figberts 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 (edited) Ending of the book! Spoiler Zu falls through the bed to the next floor down Shai makes an odd decision about when to flee Shai says some odd things to the dead emperor Shai realizes something problematic Shai quotes her fake uncle Shai Ari makes a promise to Gaotona which is nice, but could be creepy if seen in the wrong light. Shai is delighted that it worked She then uses her soulstamps. Shai finally leaves and escapes! And that's it! Hope you enjoyed it! Somebody needs to do another book now. Edited May 29, 2017 by Figberts 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 (edited) So, seeing as there's been some inactivity on this thread for a while, (and in the hopes that I'm not committing necromancy in doing this), I was wondering if we could meme-ify the Edgedancer novella, aka Memedancer, seeing as it's been done for TWoK and WoR. I could reread it and continue to meme-ify it, or I could just leave it up for suggestion and let someone else who likely has greater skill do it. What do you all think? Edit: So the website I've been using to make my memes, Memegenerator, isn't functioning properly or allowing me to create new memes, so I am currently unable to follow through with Memedancer and won't be able to until further notice when the site works for me again. Sorry for the delay! Edited May 31, 2017 by Firerust Network Errors 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 4 hours ago, Firerust said: So, seeing as there's been some inactivity on this thread for a while, (and in the hopes that I'm not committing necromancy in doing this), I was wondering if we could meme-ify the Edgedancer novella, aka Memedancer, seeing as it's been done for TWoK and WoR. I could reread it and continue to meme-ify it, or I could just leave it up for suggestion and let someone else who likely has greater skill do it. What do you all think? I'd be all for it if I weren't horribly behind the times in the sense that I still haven't read Edgedancer... But don't let me stop you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 Alright, finally! The site I was using to make my memes is now functioning properly and I can get to creating Memedancer! Apologies for the big delay. Let's see if this will be any good Starting with Chapter 1: Spoiler Just as things were going well for Lift back in Azimir, she came to a decision: So she Slicks herself with awesomeness and takes off running with Wyndle trailing behind: When Wyndle asks her why she did so, she reveals her theory about the Azish Viziers: Wyndle starts complaining about his old life because she refuses to make sense: Lift ignores his whining, but starts wondering about his Voidbringer status again: 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 Sorry again for such a huge delay! Access to this site has become more difficult for me recently and the site I was using to create memes stopped working again for a little while. Hope y'all enjoy these! Here's Chapter 2: Spoiler Lift and Wyndle reach Yeddaw: Lift then makes a clever analogy regarding how it's built: Then a conversation begins between the two about Shardblades which has Lift like: And Wyndle like: And then Lift is like: More to come later! 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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