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Basically the Shard of the Sith, since they only deal in absolutes.

 

….and since Obi-Wan is the one who said it, he's a Sith. :ph34r: 

 

How about Shard of Lucas? The first three people to get powers are completely amazing and change the course of history and legends for years to come. The next three are so lame they almost undo the awesome things their predecessors accomplished, so almost everyone pretends they don't exist. Then along comes the seventh, a person of unknown power and intent, and the world holds its breath, praying they will walk in the footsteps of the first three and try to undo the disasters caused by the next three….

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Shard of "I'll do it tomorrow"

Allows you to store various abilities for later use.

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Wait...

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SO THAT'S WHERE FERUCHEMY COMES FROM!

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Shard of "I'll do it tomorrow"

Allows you to store various abilities for later use.

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Wait...

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SO THAT'S WHERE FERUCHEMY COMES FROM!

So Allomancy is getting external power to avoid expending your own: Preservation

Hemalurgy is tearing someone's soul and power out and attaching the decayed remains to someone else: Ruin

Feruchemy; store own power for later, basically unable to do anything significant while storing: Harmony (in effect), the most inactive shard ever. He literally avoids doing things.

It all makes sense.

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But just imagine what the world of the shard of memes would be like? Memeborn wield memes against one another in battle, the memesmiths would be busy at work crafting ever more viral memes. The power of memes would come from their hold over the general populace: so long as a meme remains popular and relevant, it holds power, but as they fail to retain attention and elicit a response, they fade away. Consequently, there is a magical arms race at work, as the memesmiths forever seek to outdo one another.

 

Some memes last forever, and dynasties have been built on their power: ever do the Catlords reign supreme.

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"Of all those I have met, Rayse is the most loathsome creature... however, Vashikaran, in many ways, was his equal. We are fortunate that Vashikaran lacked Rayse's cunning; however, I dread the consequances of his "brute force" spam approach, now that he has obtained a shard".

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Shard of Healing.

Rather than the magic being about healing you the magic is activated when you heal naturally, so practicing the magic would require you to first injure yourself

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Shard of Really Cool Trains. You'd get invested whenever you saw a train(it has to be called a train in that society) and think "Golly, that's a really cool train." Those special few train fanatics rule the world...

 

Shard of Coolness. You get invested by walking away from explosions, wearing sunglasses at night, and saying catchy one liners.

 

Shard of Knockoff Brands. Similar to, but not the Shard of Closeness, people get invested whenever they eat Cinnamon Toast Squares. Cerealmancers are all-mighty, and giving them Froot Loops is like poison.

 

Shard of Bad Puns. Whenever people make original jokes that aren't funny, they get invented. The magic revolves around making lightbulbs. 

 

Shard of Sorry That Was Bad. This Shard exists on the same world as the Shard of Bad Puns. Whenever people apologize for their jokes, they get invested. The magic system allows you to go back in time and slap yourself.

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Shard of Infinite Catalogs.

Of course you can youse those fancy fireball-spell. You just have to check in Section D/5/XH12a(IV) or probably in... (and the hero was killed by an arrow)

Shard of Ununderstandable Statistics:

There is an approximate 34%-Chance, that your opponent will be grilled, but also about 23%, that a giraffe somewhere on the other side of the world will seek to kill you and also a chance (not affecteb by the others) of around 73% that you will get temporal green rabbit ears.

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