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Really Bad Shard Ideas


Oudeis

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As an exercise in the ridiculous, my friend and I decided to see if we could think of some Shards who would make the world they Invested just unbearably awful. Here are a few of our suggestions, what does the audience think?

 

Misery.

 

Denial.

 

Sarcasm.

 

Clowns.

 

Pranks.

 

Paranoia.

 

Irony.

 

Boredom.

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Ahh. So that's what happened when dominion and devotion merged. You have to admit, Sel magic is basically a bunch of homework.

Rap Music would be a pretty crappy shard.

"Barely able to stand, Vasier burned his last Limerick to Invest in his Producer.

'One more time' he declared. And so the Last Rap Battle began."

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Shard of Anime.

In order to activate its magic you have to go through a long transformation sequence and loudly call your attack while striking cheesy poses.

 

Shard of Plot-device

Your power activates only when its needed in order for the plot to proceed causing maximum frustration to everyone.

 

 

 

@king of nowhere: nice to see an other Italian!

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  • 1 month later...

Humiliation. The more you're mocked, the stronger you are. Masters of the art would employ crowds of people to belittle them, and the weakest people would have good self-esteem and stable relationships with their peers. Saboteurs would send in ninjas to whisper compliments to people as they slept, and the best thing a friend could do for you would be to make you think you were truly useless.

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