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“You know what I can’t believe? I can’t believe tomorrow’s Thursday!”

(If someone knows what that’s from I will be so happy)

Also,

”My first girlfriend turned into the moon.”

”That’s rough buddy.”

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"Imma murder someone so I don't have to shave my head every now and then."

"canolis are our downfall"

"aha! taken by the almighty pineapple!"

"I forgot to blow-dry my toothbrush."

"why else would I have you in a wrestling hold to find out why you put a spoon in my cup?"

"don't make me come in there!" (said pointing at own head)

 

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Lovely field, I apologize for the rudeness of my compatriots. We will be gentle trouncing through you. We’ll make as little mark as we can and enjoy the splendor of your ever-changing colors. You are majestic, you are windswept (I’m flirting with grass) you are everything I could hope for in a beautiful view. - Percy De rolo

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"Oh, you immoral man of low fiber! You should really eat more bran."

"I wouldn't say crazy. Maybe an eccentric who looks good in jeans."

"I can't watch Channel 8 anymore. Lloyd Lansing wears a toupee. It's like every newscast begins with a lie."

Gus: Great. Now you've gotten me kicked out of a funeral. Just add it to the list. Kicked out of Petsmart, kicked out of Santa's Village, kicked out of the Salvation Army...

Shawn: Dishonorably discharged!

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Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman.

"Napolen, gimme some of your tots"

"no man! Get your own tots!"

Remember the past, Live in the present, make the future.

"We are groot"

"We have an army." "We have a Hulk/Cole"

"do you wanna have a bad time?"

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