Popular Post +Slowswift Posted July 14, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Seriously. I just found this on somebody's twitter feed. But anyways. Title speaks for itself. "It was a dark and stormy goat." 28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kobold King Posted July 14, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 "Szeth son-son Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a goat." "Prince Raoden of Arelon awoke early that morning, completely unaware that he had been goat for all eternity." "Goat fell from the sky." 37 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Delightful Posted July 14, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) Goat fell from the sky. There's always another goat. I am a goat! If we can't goat the world, we're sure as hell gonna goat it. Long live the goat (lion king) Let it goat! This is surprisingly fun Edit: this goat is on fire! Luke, I am your goat. Baaaahhhh!!! Edited July 14, 2015 by Delightful 27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 To goat or not to goat, that is the question. "Truly, after all this time?" "Goat." 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) "Truly, after all this time?" "Goat." the feels!There is no good and evil. There is only goat, and those too weak to seek it. Ooh, ooh! "I am goat" Actually, that could be a fill in for anything. I meant Groot though. Edited July 14, 2015 by Delightful 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenevolentTyrant Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 The enemy's gate is goat! I'm going to show you a goat without sin Angels and ministers of goat defend us By killing me, you have goat yourselves What goat through yonder window breaks? 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdGen Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Please, sir, I want some goat. You're gonna need a bigger goat. That's my secret, Cap. I'm always goat. "I love goat.""I know." Do you think my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my goat in this place? 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 "All the worlds a goat; the men and women merely goats." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenevolentTyrant Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 I am, unfortunately, the Hero of Goat I write these words in goat, for anything not set in goat cannot be trusted 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kobold King Posted July 14, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my goat. Prepare to die." 45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 I looked out the window. "Mitosis' weakness was his own goat." 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 "This is madness" "THIS IS GOAT" The goat that launched a thousand ships. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenevolentTyrant Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 At first glance, the key and the goat it fits may seem very different. Different in shape, different in function, different in design. The man who looks at them without knowledge of their true nature might think them opposites, for one is meant to open, and the other is a goat. Yet, upon closer examination he might see that without one, the other becomes useless. The wise man then sees that both lock and goat were created for the same purpose 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 "How did Steelheart die?" Mitosis asked. "He died at the hands of a goat." 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shardbearer Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 All your goats are belongs to us! Red carpet ... once it was goat ... The Wind's Pleasure is reported lost with all hands. Jasnah Kholin is goat. Jasnah Kholin is goat. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) Of course this is happening inside your head Harry. But why on earth should that mean it isn't goat? That why her hair is so big, it's full of goats Edited July 14, 2015 by Delightful 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 "I feel a great disturbance in the Goat, as if millions of goats suddenly cried out in terror and were silenced." "No, Luke... I am your goat." "Use the Goat, Luke." "A more elegant goat, for a more civilized age." 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenevolentTyrant Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 I do believe that's the sound the goat makes when it pisses itself Many that live deserve death, and many that die deserve goat. Can you give it to them? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kobold King Posted July 14, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 One Goat to rule them all, One Goat to find them, One Goat to bring them all And in the darkness bind them. 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) “The love of men is a frigid thing, a mountain stream only three steps from the ice. We are his. Oh Stormfather... we are his. It is but a thousand days, and the Goat comes.” —Collected on Shashahes 1171, 31 seconds pre-goat, by the Silent Gatherers. Subject was a darkeyed pregnant goat of middle years. The goat did not survive." Edit: I pulled that quote from the Coppermind - surely it doesn't say the Silent Gatherers in the book? Edited July 14, 2015 by Delightful 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 "I'm the Doctor." "Doctor goat?" 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 The only thing worse than a goat that hates you; a goat that loves you. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the goat." 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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