Bort Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 You should have moved as soon as you saw the shirt, Brightness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surgebound Rainspren Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Just stand up halfway through the concert and shout at the top of your lungs "BUT YOU COULD BE FIRE" in their general direction. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claincy Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 (edited) When you learn to flip a coin over your knuckles largely so you can do it the next time one of your roleplaying groups encounters a certain particularly powerful coinshot (Also partly because it's cool, and also because I often idly fidget with things when I'm thinking and unlike pens, coins don't leave ink marks all over my hands ) Edit: As it turns out, it actually feels quite good and a little calming somehow. Not sure I could say exactly why though. Edited May 20, 2015 by lord Claincy Ffnord 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Random Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 You should have moved as soon as you saw the shirt, Brightness. *sigh* Yes, that would have been wise. Just stand up halfway through the concert and shout at the top of your lungs "BUT YOU COULD BE FIRE" in their general direction. As effective as this would have been, I somehow managed not to this either. Let this be a lesson to all of you, Sharders. When you see the stick shirt, move quickly. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 When you're out in the cold outdoors and see your breath puffing out in front of you so lean over to your friend and say "My life to yours, my Breath become yours." before exhaling dramatically. When you're at a concert and see that someone across the room from you is wearing an "I am a stick" shirt and spend the entire rest of the concert planning to go over and say "But you could be a fire". Then pout half the evening when they manage to get leave the room before you even stand up. When the text on your birthday cake is in High Imperial. (Best part of my birthday ) When your cake has the allomatic symbols on it. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheSeamonster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 When you're building a bonfire, and encourage the wood by telling it about how much fun it will have while on fire. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSilverDragon Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 (edited) When you sign your friend's year book like this. Translation: Good, Summer and then my name EDIT: Also when you see the song "Speak for me" and thought it said "Spike For Me" Edited May 20, 2015 by TheSilverDragon 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 When you check for spikes in cookies. (That one goes for 17th Sharders, not general Sanderfans, though.) When you worry about how, if you were magically teleported to Alethkar, you would deal with the safehand thing, because one, I'm not wearing a glove (it would be scandalous!), and two, I'm left-handed. (This is similar to the blue eyes problem- Kaladin wouldn't like me! Noooo!) 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSilverDragon Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 When you worried if you were transported to Roshar, and people found out that you could write! and not just in glyphs. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaladin Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 When your cake has the allomatic symbols on it. Last Halloween someone in my apartment complex carved an allomantic symbol in a jack-o-lantern. By the time I saw it, the decay was too much to warrant a picture. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheSeamonster Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 When you seriously consider changing your name to Eighteenth of the Night for a few minutes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 When you have to turn your computer back on to post something on 17th Shard. When you have a better social life on 17th Shard than in real life. (Maybe I shouldn't admit that...) 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Random Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Mistrunner, have you bonded a Cryptic? Is that why the truth is coming out now? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mistrunner Posted May 21, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Mistrunner, have you bonded a Cryptic? Is that why the truth is coming out now? "There are no ideals past the first," the Cryptic whispered. "Now, you must speak truths." Mistrunner took a deep breath. "You want a truth?" she said. "I have no social life." "Ah... a powerful truth indeed." Speak again the hallowed oaths: Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays. The Knights Awkward must stand again. 40 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Random Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 "There are no ideals past the first," the Cryptic whispered. "Now, you must speak truths." Mistrunner took a deep breath. "You want a truth?" she said. "I have no social life." "Ah... a powerful truth indeed." Speak again the hallowed oaths: Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays. The Knights Awkward must stand again. ...I'm very glad I asked. Could I join the Knights Awkward? My Honorspren and I are already living the first oath, and I pretty certain I'm prepard to speak the second ideal: I will make Cosmere references for those who cannot make Cosmere references themselves. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 ...I'm very glad I asked. Could I join the Knights Awkward? My Honorspren and I are already living the first oath, and I pretty certain I'm prepard to speak the second ideal: I will make Cosmere references for those who cannot make Cosmere references themselves. ...gracious. I see a new guild forming. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shattered Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 When you check for spikes in cookies. (That one goes for 17th Sharders, not general Sanderfans, though.) When you worry about how, if you were magically teleported to Alethkar, you would deal with the safehand thing, because one, I'm not wearing a glove (it would be scandalous!), and two, I'm left-handed. (This is similar to the blue eyes problem- Kaladin wouldn't like me! Noooo!) When you worried if you were transported to Roshar, and people found out that you could write! and not just in glyphs. When you worry if you were transported to Roshar. Why? Because it's about to fall into a near-apocalypse, and I don't have the spoilers to save it yet! Plus, I wouldn't be able to write or speak in any of their languages. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surgebound Rainspren Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 When you worry if you were transported to Roshar. Why? Because it's about to fall into a near-apocalypse, and I don't have the spoilers to save it yet! Plus, I wouldn't be able to write or speak in any of their languages. Because it is somewhat frowned upon in atheli culture for a man to write anything other than glyphs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 ...gracious. I see a new guild forming. Yes! Please make one! Please! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Can I join? "I will remember WOBs that have been forgotten." 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bort Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 I'm in for the Knights Awkward too. "I will read all Sanderson, even the non-Cosmere stuff." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Start a topic in the ccommunity forums! I'll need to make a third RP character to be a Knight Awkward Edgereader. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Yes! This will be so popular! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 I really want to join the Knighths Awkward but I've totally lost track of what going on in Social Guilds...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Curiosity Posted May 21, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 So I came up with these, if you choose to use them. I still haven't made up any for the Shipwards or Quipsmiths, but I figured people can work with it. Referencecaller I will read all Brandon, even if it is not Cosmere I will remember WoB's that have been forgotten I will link to all my sources, even if they are obscure Theoryweavers I will speculate even if there is nothing to speculate upon I will ask the questions which have not been asked I will connect that which has not been connected Oregonbreakers I will not fail to recognize the Reconerverse in spite of the Cosmere I will ask the Question in order to answer it I will attempt to kill Nighthound so long as he lives Alleywatcher I will offer cookies to those who have not been spiked initiated I will sustain the knowledge of Hemalurgy because it is fun I will seek to avoid being avoided in dark alleys Forumlurker I will read that which has not been read I will stay silent amongst many words I will enjoy without being upvoted Spambringer I will B Ł Â Ç K M A G ï C love charm? marriage problems? REPORTED 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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