DanTheSeamonster Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 When you wish that you could lash your little brother to the wall, but realize he would probably be more annoying than Lopen. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claincy Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 (edited) You know you're Sanderfan when you are afraid to get braces and metal filling in case you run into an Allomancer. Don't think you'd need to worry too much on that count. I strongly suspect that the fillings would be too much a part of you for any ordinary allomancer to effect them. So if you run into the lord ruler you might be in trouble Edit: To be clear, I did find your post funny Edited May 7, 2015 by lord Claincy Ffnord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 When you look through your childhood chalk drawings and you are disgusted at how crooked your Lines were. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kestrel Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 When you fashion your own Mistcloak and wear it while pretending to Push and Pull yourself across your room on a spinny chair... not that I've done it before...I have a Mistcloak. Will try. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 When the only books you can re-read are Sanderson. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirce Luckwielder Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 When the only books you can re-read are Sanderson. Whe the only books you can read, period, are Sanderson. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 I have a Mistcloak. Will try. When this doesn't seem weird at all. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcasm Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 Whe the only books you can read, period, are Sanderson. Choosing a book: Step one: Open non-Sanderson book Step two: Close book in disgust Step three: Lower Expectations from Sanderson to average Step four: Open non-sanderson book, and resist the urge to puke at what non-Fandersons call "literature". 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaladin Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 When you are Awakened by the mention of "spiritual DNA" at church. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 (edited) When a person flies past your train carriage with light flowing around them and you think nothing is wrong. Edited May 8, 2015 by Lightsworn Panda 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 When you see people doing parkour and you say " Nice pewter-jump." And then they look at you like you are crazy and you don't get it and ask them if they are a Coinshot instead. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kestrel Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 (edited) Choosing a book: Step one: Open non-Sanderson book Step two: Close book in disgust Step three: Lower Expectations from Sanderson to average Step four: Open non-sanderson book, and resist the urge to puke at what non-Fandersons call "literature". This was me whenever I tried to read the last Divergent book. Edited May 8, 2015 by LarkoftheRiver 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze1616 Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 This was me whenever I tried to read the last Divergent book. I don't think you need to be a Sanderfan to have that reaction to the last Divergent book. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjustice99 Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 I don't think you need to be a Sanderfan to have that reaction to the last Divergent book. cold, but true. That series spirals downward to a horrible crash and burn ending. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 When you're more excited for October and Shadows of Self than you were for May and Age of Ultron. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaladin Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 Minor Stormlight Spoiler: When your conscience repeatedly harasses you with "What what Sylphrena think if she saw me doing ____ ?" 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DanTheSeamonster Posted May 9, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 (edited) When you search for Calamity in the night sky every evening. Edited May 9, 2015 by The Crooked Warden 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kobold King Posted May 9, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 When you search the night sky every evening for Calamity. "OH SPARKS THERE IT IS--oh wait. That's just a UFO. Bor-ing." 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheSeamonster Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 Darn aliens and their false alarms. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted May 9, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 Darn aliens and their false alarms. 29 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 Or Brandon Sanderson is one of them, warning us of what's to come. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 Or Brandon Sanderson is one of them, warning us of what's to come. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kobold King Posted May 9, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when someone mentions a 17th Shard swim calendar, and you can't stop yourself from assigning a Sanderson character to every month. I am so sorry. Cosmere 2015 A Year of Physical, Cognitive, and Spiritual Beauty! Vin in her corset as Ms. January! Picture taken just moments before she beat our stealth photographer into a pulp! These Newcagoan girls prove just how stylist steel swimsuits can be! Setting aside the obvious discomforts and glaring design flaws, of course. Eshonai's carapace swimwear as Ms. March is beautiful as it is mildly unsettling! You might think Regalia's past the age to be modeling in a swimsuit calendar. Ms. April proves you wrong! Satisfaction and sanity not guaranteed. Ever wonder what a lady Inquisitor in a bikini looks like? If we've spiked your curiosity, you'll love Ms. May! Shai as Ms. June! No, she isn't a model. But her nifty diagram will tell you how to stamp any article of clothing into swimwear! It's great at parties! Navani Kholin might raise a few eyebrows with her line of transparent swim-gloves... check out Ms. July for more info, wink wink. You know the Lord Ruler is immortal, invincible, and inexorable... but did you also know that he looks fabulous in a leotard? We can't see her, but our friend Stephen Leeds assures us that Ivy's modeling quite the one-piece as Ms. September! If you could see Ms. October's attire, you'd be amazed. Unfortunately you can't see her. As a White Sand character, the page with Khriss' modeling is available only on special request from Team Sanderson. Did you know there are female chasmfiends? Do you know how hard it is to design a swimsuit for a giant flesh-eating crustacean, let alone getting the storming thing to wear it? Maybe if you did, you'd appreciate Ms. November a little more. Just sayin'. And last but not least, Ms. December--surprise, it's Stick! This piece of waterlogged wood may not be fire, but that doesn't mean it can't be hot! ... Again, I am so, so sorry. Not very sorry though. 45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when someone mentions a 17th Shard swim calendar, and you can't stop yourself from assigning a Sanderson character to every month. I am so sorry. Cosmere 2015 A Year of Physical, Cognitive, and Spiritual Beauty! Vin in her corset as Ms. January! Picture taken just moments before she beat our stealth photographer into a pulp! These Newcagoan girls prove just how stylist steel swimsuits can be! Setting aside the obvious discomforts and glaring design flaws, of course. Eshonai's carapace swimwear as Ms. March is beautiful as it is mildly unsettling! You might think Regalia's past the age to be modeling in a swimsuit calendar. Ms. April proves you wrong! Satisfaction and sanity not guaranteed. Ever wonder what a lady Inquisitor in a bikini looks like? If we've spiked your curiosity, you'll love Ms. May! Shai as Ms. June! No, she isn't a model. But her nifty diagram will tell you how to stamp any article of clothing into swimwear! It's great at parties! Navani Kholin might raise a few eyebrows with her line of transparent swim-gloves... check out Ms. July for more info, wink wink. You know the Lord Ruler is immortal, invincible, and inexorable... but did you also know that he looks fabulous in a leotard? We can't see her, but our friend Stephen Leeds assures us that Ivy's modeling quite the one-piece as Ms. September! If you could see Ms. October's attire, you'd be amazed. Unfortunately you can't see her. As a White Sand character, the page with Khriss' modeling is available only on special request from Team Sanderson. Did you know there are female chasmfiends? Do you know how hard it is to design a swimsuit for a giant flesh-eating crustacean, let alone getting the storming thing to wear it? Maybe if you did, you'd appreciate Ms. November a little more. Just sayin'. And last but not least, Ms. December--surprise, it's Stick! This piece of waterlogged wood may not be fire, but that doesn't mean it can't be hot! ... Again, I am so, so sorry. Not very sorry though. You need a disclaimer in there, stat, before I decide to sue you for mental anguish. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 (edited) You know you're a Sanderfan when someone mentions a 17th Shard swim calendar, and you can't stop yourself from assigning a Sanderson character to every month. I am so sorry. Cosmere 2015 A Year of Physical, Cognitive, and Spiritual Beauty! You might think Regalia's past the age to be modeling in a swimsuit calendar. Ms. April proves you wrong! Satisfaction and sanity not guaranteed. Ever wonder what a lady Inquisitor in a bikini looks like? If we've spiked your curiosity, you'll love Ms. May! Did you know there are female chasmfiends? Do you know how hard it is to design a swimsuit for a giant flesh-eating crustacean, let alone getting the storming thing to wear it? Maybe if you did, you'd appreciate Ms. November a little more. Just sayin'. very sorry though. Although, I must point out that it is a travesty, you leaving Obliteration off the list like you did. The hottest* Epic of them all, not even getting an honorable mention. For shame. *Sorry not sorry for the terrible pun. Edited May 9, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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